Swim Robe and No Knickers

Kimmer Metal Signs – For the Wild at Heart

For the swimmer who has absolutely got their priorities right.

The Swim Robe and No Knickers Kimmer Metal Sign is a cheeky celebration of wild swimming, cold-water adventures, changing by the water and that unmistakable post-swim feeling when warmth matters far more than dignity.

Created by Cookie and inspired by Kimmer’s free-spirited love of open water, this funny metal sign is packed with character, humour and personality.

Perfect for wild swimmers, open-water swimmers, ice bath fans and anyone who knows that after a freezing dip, the swim robe goes on first and everything else can wait.

A Funny Wild Swimming Gift

Looking for an unusual present for somebody who is always disappearing into lakes, rivers, seas or ice baths?

This quirky wild swimming metal sign makes a brilliant gift for:

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water dippers

• Ice swimmers

• Swim robe lovers

• Outdoor swimmers

• Swimming groups and clubs

• Friends who are impossible to buy for

• Birthday and Christmas gifts

• Secret Santa gifts for swimmers

Hang it in the kitchen, changing area, shed, garden room, swimming den, office, garage or beside the ice bath.

Wherever it goes, it is guaranteed to raise a smile.

Features

✔ 8” x 8” metal sign – A brilliant statement size without taking over the wall
✔ Durable metal construction – Made to last
✔ UV-resistant and fade-resistant – Suitable for indoor or sheltered outdoor use
✔ Pre-drilled holes – Easy to hang
✔ Original Kimmer artwork by Cookie – Exclusive to Baaad Flockers®
✔ Funny wild swimming humour – Perfect for swimmers who don’t take life too seriously

Original Artwork with Kimmer Attitude

Every Kimmer design captures the fun, freedom and occasional madness of wild swimming.

Cookie’s hand-drawn illustrations bring Kimmer’s adventures to life with the kind of humour every cold-water swimmer will recognise.

Because some people see freezing water and think:

Absolutely not.

Kimmer sees it and thinks:

Where’s my swim robe?

And apparently the knickers are optional.

For the wild at heart, the cold-water obsessed and anyone who believes life is better with a little adventure and a lot of laughter.