Swim Like It’s Hot Swim Badge | Funny Wild Swimming Embroidered Patch

Water?

Freezing.

Swimmer?

Confident.

Attitude?

Hot.

Meet the Swim Like It’s Hot Swim Badge from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 10cm embroidered badge celebrating cold-water confidence, wild-swimming humour and the kind of attitude that makes freezing water look almost glamorous.

Designed by British cartoonist Cookie, this collectible badge is perfect for wild swimmers, open-water swimmers, cold-water dippers, sea swimmers and swim buddies who know that temperature is just part of the story.

Freezing water.

Hot attitude.

Swim on.

Swim Like It’s Hot

Cold?

Yes.

Too cold?

Apparently not.

Swim Like It’s Hot celebrates those swimmers who stride towards freezing water with the confidence of someone heading for a heated pool.

No fuss.

No drama.

Just get in.

Funny Cold Water Swimming Humour

Wild swimmers are built differently.

The water may be:

Cold.

Very cold.

Ridiculously cold.

And yet somebody will still say:

“It’s actually quite nice.”

Swim Like It’s Hot is made for anyone who understands that logic completely.

Great Wild Swimming Badge

Looking for something fun for a wild swimmer?

Found it.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Ice swimmers

• Swim buddies

Great Cold Water Swimmer Gift

Know someone who sees single-digit water temperatures as a challenge?

This badge could be theirs.

Perfect for swimmers who love:

• Cold dips

• Winter swims

• Seasonal swimming

• Outdoor adventure

• Swim-group banter

• Original Cookie humour

Great Swim Buddy Gift

Every swim group has one.

The one who gets in first.

The one who says:

“It’s fine.”

The one everyone else watches suspiciously.

Swim Like It’s Hot makes a brilliant gift for that person.

Great Winter Swimming Gift

Cold weather?

Cold water?

Still swimming?

Perfect.

This badge makes a fun addition to any winter swimmer’s collection.

Collect Your Swim Memories

Every wild swim has a story.

The location.

The weather.

The people.

The temperature.

The laugh afterwards.

Kimmer Swim Badges are designed to help capture those moments and turn them into a collection of memories.

One badge.

One swim story.

One more reason to get outside.

Great Badge for a Swim Robe

Give your swim robe some Kimmer personality.

This 10cm embroidered badge is ideal for adding to suitable:

• Swim robes

• Backpacks

• Kit bags

• Towels

• Display boards

• Badge collections

Great Swimming Group Gift

Looking for something fun for your swim group?

Swim Like It’s Hot makes a great little gift for:

• Wild-swimming clubs

• Cold-water groups

• Open-water friends

• Weekend dippers

• Sea-swimming buddies

Great Swimming Milestone Gift

First winter season?

First properly cold swim?

Completed a personal challenge?

Celebrate it.

Swim Like It’s Hot makes a fun badge for marking those moments when you surprised yourself and got in anyway.

Great Birthday Gift for a Wild Swimmer

Small gift?

Big personality.

Perfect for someone who already owns:

A robe.

A flask.

Several swimsuits.

And strong opinions about water temperature.

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Collectible.

Very chilly.

This badge makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers and cold-water enthusiasts.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Swim Like It’s Hot is designed by British cartoonist Cookie, whose Kimmer Wild Swimmer artwork captures the humour, friendships and memorable moments found around open water.

Cookie’s designs are known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Wild-swimming characters

• Outdoor adventure

• Relatable swim-group moments

• Plenty of personality

Not just another badge.

A little reminder to bring the attitude, even when the water is freezing.

High-Quality Embroidery

The design is recreated in high-quality embroidery, giving the badge a vibrant and durable finish designed to be collected, displayed and enjoyed.

Approx. 10cm Size

At approximately 10cm, Swim Like It’s Hot is large enough for Cookie’s artwork to stand out while remaining practical for adding to suitable swim gear or your growing Kimmer badge collection.

Swim Like It’s Hot – Freezing Water. Hot Attitude.

Water?

Cold.

Swimmer?

Ready.

Confidence?

Off the scale.

The Swim Like It’s Hot Swim Badge from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines Cookie’s original artwork, cold-water humour and full wild-swimmer attitude in one collectible 10cm embroidered badge.

For wild swimmers.

For cold dippers.

For swim buddies.

For winter swimmers.

For anyone who knows the water might be freezing, but the attitude definitely isn’t.

Warning: May cause overconfidence, enthusiastic temperature checking and repeated claims that “it’s warmer than it looks.”

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: Swim Like It’s Hot

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Embroidered Swim Badge

• Size: Approx. 10cm

• High-quality embroidery

• Durable and vibrant

• Collectible design

• Wild swimming and cold-water theme

• Great for suitable robes, backpacks, kit bags or display

• Designed to celebrate swim memories and adventures

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Ice swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Swimming groups

• Swim robe collectors

• Birthday gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Swimming milestone gifts