
Sunshine?
Possibly.
Rain?
Probably.
Wind?
Almost certainly.
Swim?
Still happening.
Meet the Spring Weather Warning Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster inspired by unpredictable spring weather and the wonderfully determined wild swimmers who simply adapt and get on with it.
Designed by British cartoonist Cookie with Kimmer’s free-spirited love of wild water in mind, Spring Weather Warning makes a brilliant little gift for wild swimmers, cold-water dippers, sea swimmers, open-water swimmers, swim buddies and anyone who has packed sunglasses, a waterproof and a woolly hat for the same swim.
Spring weather.
Cold water.
Absolutely no guarantees.
Spring is optimistic.
The sun appears.
The birds start singing.
Everyone thinks winter is over.
Then five minutes later...
Rain.
Wind.
Cold.
Possibly hail.
Spring Weather Warning celebrates that gloriously unpredictable season when wild swimmers never quite know what weather they are going to get.
But they know one thing.
They are probably still going swimming.
Forecast says:
Sunny intervals.
Scattered showers.
Fresh breeze.
Possibly everything else.
Wild-swimmer translation?
“See you at the water.”
Spring Weather Warning is perfect for people who love:
Wild swimming
Spring dips
Cold-water swimming
Open-water adventures
British weather humour
Sea swimming
Original Cookie artwork
Spring swimmer in your life?
Found their coaster.
Perfect for:
Wild swimmers
Cold-water swimmers
Open-water swimmers
Sea swimmers
Lake swimmers
River swimmers
Cold dippers
British spring weather likes to keep everyone guessing.
You may need:
Sun cream.
Waterproofs.
A warm hat.
Sunglasses.
Possibly all before lunchtime.
Spring Weather Warning makes a fun gift for anyone familiar with planning outdoor adventures around wonderfully unpredictable British weather.
Spring sunshine can be deceptive.
Air getting warmer?
Lovely.
Water?
Still taking its time.
Spring Weather Warning makes a brilliant gift for swimmers who know a sunny day does not necessarily mean a warm swim.
Prefer open skies to pool ceilings?
Perfect.
This coaster celebrates swimmers who love:
Lakes
Rivers
Seas
Outdoor lidos
Natural swimming spots
Open-water adventures
Whatever the spring forecast decides to do.
Spring at the coast?
Fresh.
Beautiful.
Potentially windy.
Sea swimmer?
Still interested.
Spring Weather Warning makes a fun coastal gift for anyone who loves early-season sea swims and beach adventures.
Every swim group has someone who checks the weather constantly.
And someone else who says:
“We’re going anyway.”
Spring Weather Warning makes a brilliant little gift for both.
Perfect for:
Swim buddies
Dipping partners
Wild swimming friends
Sea swimming groups
Outdoor swimming communities
Spring swim-group conversations often involve:
Weather apps.
Wind direction.
Water temperature.
Rain forecasts.
And increasingly confident guesses that:
“It should brighten up.”
Then everyone swims anyway.
Looking for something funny for a wild-swimming woman?
Spring Weather Warning makes a brilliant gift for:
Birthdays
Mother’s Day
Easter
Spring celebrations
Swim milestones
Wild-swimming weekends
Just because
Wild-swimming Mum?
Perfect.
Especially if Mum has mastered the art of leaving the house prepared for four seasons at once.
Swim shed?
Changing space?
Post-dip brew station?
Spring Weather Warning belongs there.
Perfect for:
Swim sheds
Changing areas
Cold-plunge spaces
Garden rooms
Outdoor swimming setups
Spring beach hut visit?
Sea nearby?
Weather questionable?
Perfect.
Spring Weather Warning makes a fun addition to:
Beach huts
Coastal cabins
Seaside homes
Post-swim spaces
Spring campervan trip?
Pack everything.
Seriously.
This compact coaster makes a brilliant addition to:
Campervans
Motorhomes
Touring vans
Spring wild-swimming road trips
Stuck at work watching the spring weather change every ten minutes?
Spring Weather Warning makes a fun desk coaster for swimmers planning their next dip between showers.
Small.
Funny.
Very swimmer-specific.
Spring Weather Warning also makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers already planning their spring adventures.
Pulled the wild swimmer in Secret Santa?
Sorted.
Especially the one who checks three weather apps and still gets caught in the rain.
Spring Weather Warning features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, inspired by Kimmer’s adventurous and free-spirited love of wild swimming.
Cookie’s artwork is known for:
Original hand-drawn illustration
British humour
Wild-swimming themes
Weather-related comedy
Relatable swimmer antics
Designs full of personality
Not just another swimmer coaster.
Proper Kimmer spring-weather humour.
The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning this practical coaster into a quirky piece of wild-swimming homeware.
At approximately 9 x 9cm, Spring Weather Warning is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.
Perfect for:
Kitchen tables
Coffee tables
Swim sheds
Campervans
Beach huts
Desks
Sun?
Maybe.
Rain?
Give it five minutes.
Swimmer?
Still going in.
The Spring Weather Warning Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, British weather humour and wild-swimming antics in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.
For wild swimmers.
For spring dippers.
For swim buddies.
For sea swimmers.
For anyone who knows spring weather can change by the minute...
But the swim plan rarely does.
Warning: May cause excessive weather-app checking, overpacking for every possible condition and repeated declarations of “it looked sunnier when we left.”
Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.
Design: Spring Weather Warning
Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer
Artist: Cookie
Product: Coaster
Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm
Glossy finish
Durable material
Designed to help protect surfaces
Original Cookie artwork
Funny spring-weather and wild-swimming theme
Suitable for home, office, swim shed, campervan or beach hut
Brilliant small swimmer gift
Wild swimmers
Spring swimmers
Cold-water swimmers
Open-water swimmers
Sea swimmers
Lake swimmers
Cold dippers
Swim buddies
Wild swimming groups
British weather humour fans
Mums
Friends
Campervan owners
Beach hut owners
Birthday gifts
Mother’s Day gifts
Easter gifts
Christmas gifts
Stocking fillers
Secret Santa gifts

