
Shark?
Yep.
Campervan?
Yep.
Normal road trip?
Absolutely not.
Meet the Slammed Metal Sign from the Cookie Classics Collection by Baaad Flockers® — a funny 8" x 8" metal sign combining shark humour, campervan character and Cookie’s brilliantly imaginative artwork.
Perfect for campervan owners, shark lovers, VW enthusiasts, coastal homes, garages, man caves and road-trip fans, Slammed is made for people who like their wall art a little less predictable.
Original.
Funny.
Completely Cookie.
Some designs are easy to explain.
Others are much better when they make you stop and look twice.
Slammed brings together Cookie’s love of unexpected visual humour with the freedom and character of campervan life.
Perfect for anyone who loves:
Sharks
Campervans
Coastal adventures
Road trips
Camping
VW culture
Quirky cartoon artwork
A very different kind of travelling companion.
Slammed features original artwork by Cookie, the British cartoonist behind decades of memorable characters, T-shirt artwork and visual jokes.
Cookie’s designs are known for:
Original characters
British humour
Hand-drawn personality
Clever visual storytelling
Unexpected ideas
Designs that start conversations
Slammed is exactly the sort of design people notice.
Then look at again.
If the campervan is practically part of the family, this sign is a natural fit.
Perfect for:
Campervans
Converted vans
Motorhomes
Camping setups
Van-life spaces
Road-trip enthusiasts
Compact enough to fit easily.
Funny enough to get noticed.
Camper culture and individuality go hand in hand.
Slammed makes a fun gift for:
Classic camper fans
VW enthusiasts
Van owners
Campervan collectors
Festival campers
Coastal road-trippers
A little Cookie artwork for people who would rather be heading somewhere interesting.
Know someone obsessed with sharks?
Even better.
The shark theme makes Slammed a brilliant gift for:
Shark enthusiasts
Marine-life fans
Aquarium lovers
Wildlife fans
Coastal adventurers
A shark gift with considerably more personality than the usual marine décor.
Slammed works brilliantly in:
Coastal cottages
Beach houses
Holiday homes
Seaside apartments
Campervans
Garden rooms
A playful alternative to traditional coastal wall art.
No anchors required.
Some people plan holidays around hotels.
Others just need:
A van.
A road.
And somewhere good to stop.
Slammed makes a brilliant gift for people who love:
Weekend escapes
Coastal drives
Camping trips
Surf weekends
Festivals
Spontaneous road trips
Adventure with a little more bite.
Got a camper project in the garage?
This belongs nearby.
Slammed works perfectly in:
Garages
Workshops
Home bars
Man caves
Games rooms
Garden rooms
Especially if there’s a beloved campervan parked outside.
Looking for something less ordinary?
Slammed brings:
Shark humour
Campervan character
Original artwork
Proper British wit
to walls that need a little more personality.
The combination of road-trip humour and quirky artwork also makes Slammed a fun addition to:
Home bars
Garden bars
Pub sheds
Games rooms
Social spaces
Put it somewhere guests will notice.
They probably will.
At 8 inches x 8 inches, Slammed is compact enough to work in smaller spaces while still giving Cookie’s artwork plenty of impact.
Perfect for:
Campervans
Gallery walls
Garages
Home bars
Man caves
Coastal cottages
Garden rooms
Small sign.
Big personality.
Made from high-quality metal, Slammed is designed to be durable and easy to display.
A proper metal sign for proper Flocker walls.
The rust-resistant construction makes the sign suitable for a range of indoor and sheltered outdoor spaces.
Ideal for:
Garages
Garden rooms
Workshops
Sheds
Covered bars
The sign is designed to be UV-resistant and fade-resistant, helping Cookie’s artwork stay bold over time.
Because sharks have enough to worry about without fading too.
No complicated fitting instructions.
Slammed comes with pre-drilled holes for straightforward hanging.
Choose the wall.
Fix it up.
Road-trip décor sorted.
Need a birthday present for someone who loves:
Campervans
Sharks
Road trips
Coastal life
Quirky artwork
You’ve found it.
A fun gift with proper character.
Dad loves campervans?
Sharks?
A garage full of projects?
Excellent.
Slammed makes a funny Father’s Day gift with original artwork and plenty of personality.
Looking for something that won’t disappear among generic presents?
Slammed makes a brilliant Christmas gift for:
Campervan owners
VW fans
Shark lovers
Coastal adventurers
Difficult-to-buy-for people
Easy to wrap.
Easy to hang.
Hard to forget.
They’ve got everything.
They need nothing.
Have they got a shark-and-campervan metal sign?
Probably not.
Problem solved.
Cookie Classics metal signs make brilliant gifts because they’re:
Original
Funny
Easy to display
Full of personality
Completely different from the ordinary
The Cookie Classics Collection celebrates some of Cookie’s most memorable and imaginative creations.
From surfers and campers to sharks, fish and wonderfully unexpected visual jokes, these Classics bring decades of Cookie creativity into the Baaad Flockers® world.
Original artwork.
Classic humour.
Still getting laughs.
We want you to love your Baaad Flockers® purchase.
That’s why we offer 60-day easy returns, giving you extra confidence whether Slammed is going onto your own wall or being wrapped up as a gift.
Original artwork. Proper humour. Easy returns.
Van?
Ready.
Road?
Open.
Shark?
Coming along apparently.
The Slammed Metal Sign combines original Cookie artwork, shark humour and campervan character in one compact 8" x 8" statement piece.
For campervan owners.
For VW fans.
For shark lovers.
For coastal adventurers.
For people who prefer road trips with a little more personality.
WARNING: Hanging Slammed may result in spontaneous coastal escapes, unnecessary campervan upgrades and suspicious conversations about whether the shark gets its own seat.
Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.
Design: Slammed
Theme: Shark & Campervan
Collection: Cookie Classics
Original artwork by Cookie
Funny shark and campervan design
High-quality metal sign
Size: 8" x 8"
Rust-resistant construction
UV-resistant
Fade-resistant
Suitable for indoor or outdoor display
Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging
Great for campervans and garages
Perfect for shark and coastal fans
Brilliant quirky gift
60-day easy returns
Campervan owners
VW fans
Shark lovers
Marine-life fans
Road-trip lovers
Coastal adventurers
Campers
Festival-goers
Beach lovers
Campervans
Garages
Man caves
Home bars
Garden rooms
Birthday gifts
Father’s Day gifts
Christmas gifts
Housewarming gifts
Difficult-to-buy-for people

