
Rain?
Falling.
Water?
Everywhere.
Umbrella?
Still up.
Meet the Sinking In The Rain Metal Sign from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a cheeky 8” x 8” metal sign featuring Kimmer in the water, umbrella in hand, embracing the sort of weather most people would rather avoid.
Featuring original Cookie artwork and plenty of Kimmer humour, Sinking In The Rain makes a brilliant gift for wild swimmers, cold-water swimmers, sea swimmers, open-water swimmers and swim buddies who know that a little rain is hardly going to stop the adventure.
Already wet.
Still raining.
Umbrella up.
Perfectly logical.
Most people see rain and think:
Umbrella.
Coat.
Stay dry.
Wild swimmers?
They may already be waist-deep in water.
Which does make the umbrella slightly questionable.
But considerably funnier.
Sinking In The Rain celebrates the wonderfully eccentric logic of outdoor swimmers who embrace the elements rather than waiting for perfect conditions.
Perfect for people who love:
Wild swimming
Cold-water swimming
Open-water swimming
Sea swimming
Rainy-day adventures
British weather humour
Original Cookie artwork
There is something brilliantly ridiculous about being:
In the water.
In the rain.
Holding an umbrella.
And yet somehow...
It works.
Sinking In The Rain captures the playful, slightly absurd side of wild swimming with classic Cookie humour.
Kimmer Wild Swimmer celebrates people who dive headfirst into life.
Sunny?
Swim.
Cloudy?
Swim.
Rain?
Still swim.
The Kimmer collection is inspired by:
Wild water
Cold dips
Outdoor adventures
All-weather swimming
Swim friendships
British weather
Laughing along the way
Sinking In The Rain features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, created with Kimmer’s adventurous personality and playful outlook in mind.
Cookie’s artwork is known for:
Original hand-drawn illustration
British humour
Strong characters
Wild-swimming themes
Outdoor inspiration
Quirky visual jokes
Designs that make people smile
Not ordinary wall décor.
Proper Kimmer character.
Wild swimmer in your life?
Found their sign.
Sinking In The Rain makes a brilliant gift for:
Wild swimmers
Cold-water swimmers
Sea swimmers
Open-water swimmers
Winter swimmers
Swim buddies
Know someone who sees heavy rain and says:
“We’re getting wet anyway.”
This may be their perfect gift.
Sinking In The Rain celebrates the swimmers who accept that bad weather is often just part of the story.
Rain and cold water?
Still not enough to put them off?
Definitely a Kimmer swimmer.
This sign makes a brilliant gift for people who keep going whatever the forecast says.
Sea swimmer?
Perfect.
Sinking In The Rain makes a fun gift for people who love:
Rainy beach dips
Coastal swims
Winter sea swimming
Stormy-looking mornings
Outdoor adventures
Every wild swimmer knows someone who checks the weather...
Then ignores it.
Sinking In The Rain makes a brilliant gift for:
Swim buddies
Dipping partners
Wild-swimming groups
Open-water friends
Beach hut by the water?
Perfect.
Sinking In The Rain brings a little British-weather humour to:
Beach huts
Coastal retreats
Seaside changing areas
Swimming spaces
Rain on the campervan roof.
Swim kit by the door.
Another dip planned.
Sounds about right.
The compact 8” x 8” size makes Sinking In The Rain a fun decorative addition to:
Campervans
Motorhomes
Adventure vans
Have a shed, kit room or changing area dedicated to swimming?
This sign adds some proper Kimmer personality to:
Swim sheds
Garden rooms
Utility rooms
Changing spaces
Cold-plunge areas
Wild-swimming Mum?
Perfect.
Especially if she owns several umbrellas but has no particular interest in staying dry.
Sinking In The Rain makes a fun gift for:
Birthdays
Mother’s Day
Christmas
Just-because surprises
Know someone who thinks swimming in the rain sounds like a good idea?
Found their sign.
Funny.
Original.
Easy to display.
Sinking In The Rain makes a brilliant birthday present for wild and cold-water swimmers.
Buying for someone who already owns:
A changing robe.
Several towels.
Swim shoes.
A flask.
And an impressive collection of waterproof kit?
Try wall art.
Sinking In The Rain makes a brilliant Christmas gift for wild swimmers.
Office wild swimmer?
All-weather adventurer?
Sorted.
Sinking In The Rain makes a fun Secret Santa gift.
Sinking In The Rain is produced as a high-quality metal sign, giving Cookie’s original artwork a bold decorative finish.
Durable, quirky and full of personality, it is made for spaces where ordinary décor simply will not do.
Designed for lasting display, the sign is:
Rust-resistant
UV-resistant
Fade-resistant
Durable
Suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces.
The sign features pre-drilled holes for quick and straightforward mounting.
No complicated installation.
No umbrella required.
Just hang and enjoy.
At 8” x 8”, Sinking In The Rain is compact enough for smaller spaces while still making a proper statement.
Perfect for:
Beach huts
Campervans
Swim sheds
Garden rooms
Cold-plunge areas
Utility rooms
Garages
Changing spaces
Rain?
Heavy.
Kimmer?
In.
Umbrella?
Naturally.
The Sinking In The Rain Metal Sign from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, British weather humour and wild-swimming spirit in one durable 8” x 8” metal sign.
For wild swimmers.
For sea swimmers.
For cold-water adventurers.
For swim buddies.
For anyone who knows that once you are already in the water, staying dry has rather missed the point.
WARNING: May result in spontaneous rainy swims, unnecessary umbrella use and repeated declarations of “we’re already wet anyway.”
Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.
Design: Sinking In The Rain
Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer
Artist: Cookie
Theme: Wild Swimming, Rain & British Weather Humour
Product: Metal Sign
Size: 8” x 8”
High-quality metal
Rust-resistant
UV-resistant
Fade-resistant
Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging
Suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces
Original Cookie artwork
Features Kimmer wild swimming with an umbrella
Brilliant funny wild-swimming gift
Wild swimmers
Cold-water swimmers
Sea swimmers
Open-water swimmers
Winter swimmers
Swim buddies
Wild swimming groups
Mums
Friends
Beach hut owners
Campervan owners
Swim sheds
Cold-plunge areas
Birthday gifts
Mother’s Day gifts
Christmas gifts
Secret Santa gifts

