Kimmer Cards – Sinkin’ In The Rain | Funny Wild Swimming & Rainy Weather Card

Rain falling.

Water everywhere.

Swim cancelled?

Absolutely not.

Sinkin’ In The Rain.

The Sinkin’ In The Rain Greeting Card from the Kimmer Cards collection by Baaad Flockers® is a funny, adventurous card inspired by wild swimming, unpredictable British weather and those determined outdoor swimmers who refuse to let a little rain spoil the fun.

Created for wild swimmers, open-water enthusiasts, swimming buddies and people who love being outside whatever the forecast, this quirky Kimmer card is perfect for birthdays, friendship messages or simply making somebody laugh.

Already wet.

Might as well swim.

Made for Wild Swimmers Who Ignore the Forecast

Wild swimmers have a slightly different relationship with rain.

Most people see dark clouds and start looking for an umbrella.

Wild swimmers?

They’re already going swimming.

The Sinkin’ In The Rain Card is perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Open-water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Cold-water swimmers
• Swimming buddies
• Outdoor swimming groups
• Rain-or-shine adventurers
• British weather survivors
• Nature lovers
• Anyone who refuses to let drizzle ruin the day

A Brilliant Funny Wild Swimming Card

Looking for a card that captures the wonderfully unpredictable world of outdoor swimming?

Sinkin’ In The Rain combines classic Kimmer humour with the reality of trying to organise anything outdoors in Britain.

Perfect as a:

• Funny wild swimming card
• Rainy weather swimming card
• Open-water swimming card
• Sea swimming card
• Swimming buddy card
• Wild swimmer birthday card
• Birthday card for wild swimmer
• Funny British weather card
• Outdoor adventure card
• Friendship card
• Cheer-up card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Sinkin’ In The Rain Greeting Card is blank inside, giving you plenty of room to add your own personal message.

Something heartfelt?

Perfect.

Something cheeky?

Even better.

Or simply:

“Well… we were going to get wet anyway.”

Fair point.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Sinkin’ In The Rain Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Wet-weather humour.

Proper quality.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Sinkin’ In The Rain Greeting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping as a reminder of another wonderfully soggy adventure.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don’t need a birthday to send Sinkin’ In The Rain.

It works brilliantly for:

• Birthdays
• Friendship messages
• Swimming group laughs
• Rainy-day encouragement
• Swimming achievements
• Outdoor adventures
• Cheer-up messages
• Thank-you cards
• British weather jokes
• Just because

Sometimes miserable weather creates the funniest memories.

Wild Swimming – Kimmer Style

Kimmer Cards are inspired by the adventurous world of wild, open-water and cold-water swimming.

And anyone who spends enough time outdoors eventually learns one important lesson:

The weather rarely cares about your plans.

Wind.

Rain.

Clouds.

Sunshine.

Sometimes all within half an hour.

But the friendships, laughter and adventures keep happening.

Sinkin’ In The Rain celebrates those wonderfully wet days when the weather becomes part of the story.

Rain Never Stopped a Kimmer

A grey sky doesn’t automatically mean a bad day.

Sometimes it means fewer people around.

More dramatic scenery.

And an even better story afterwards.

The Sinkin’ In The Rain Greeting Card is made for people who know that adventures don’t always need sunshine.

Outdoor swimming should always be based on safe local conditions, weather, water conditions and personal ability — rain itself may be funny, but unsafe water never is.

WARNING: Sending Sinkin’ In The Rain may result in soaked towels, muddy footwear and somebody announcing, “We’re wet already, so what difference does it make?”

Heard, Never Herded