How About I Pour You A Long Glass Of Shut The Flock Up! Coaster | Funny Sheep Barman Gift

Order?

Taken.

Patience?

Running low.

Special of the day?

A long glass of Shut The Flock Up.

Meet the How About I Pour You A Long Glass Of Shut The Flock Up! Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster featuring Cookie’s sheep barman serving up a generous measure of classic Flocker sarcasm.

Cheeky, bold and packed with personality, this coaster makes a brilliant little gift for barmen, bar staff, home bar owners, Dads, mates, workmates and anyone who appreciates British humour with absolutely no sugar coating.

No ice.

No mixer.

Just straight-up Flocker attitude.

How About I Pour You A Long Glass Of Shut The Flock Up!

Some conversations need:

Patience.

Understanding.

A thoughtful response.

Others?

Maybe just a very long glass of:

Shut The Flock Up.

This brilliantly cheeky design gives Cookie’s rebellious sheep the bar shift and lets him say what everyone else is thinking.

Bar Humour, Flocker Style

Customer talking too much?

Order getting complicated?

Someone offering another unwanted opinion?

The barman has a suggestion.

How About I Pour You A Long Glass Of Shut The Flock Up! combines classic pub-style banter with Cookie’s unmistakable sheep humour.

Perfect for people who love:

• Bar humour

• Pub banter

• Funny sheep

• Sarcastic gifts

• British humour

• Original Cookie artwork

• Baaad Flockers® attitude

Great Barman Gift

Barman in your life?

Found their coaster.

Perfect for:

• Barmen

• Bartenders

• Bar staff

• Pub workers

• Hospitality teams

• Home bar enthusiasts

Especially anyone who has spent years listening politely to customers.

Great Bartender Gift

Every bartender has heard:

The same joke.

The same story.

And at least one person who refuses to go home.

This coaster makes a fun little gift for someone working behind the bar who appreciates a bit of cheeky humour.

Great Home Bar Coaster

Home bar looking too respectable?

Fix that.

This coaster belongs in:

• Home bars

• Garden bars

• Pub sheds

• Games rooms

• Entertainment spaces

A small piece of Flocker attitude for the bar top.

Great Pub Shed Gift

Pub shed?

Excellent.

This one practically hangs around the bar waiting for someone to read it.

Perfect for:

• Garden pubs

• Home pubs

• Bar sheds

• Man caves

• Games rooms

Great Gift for Dad

Dad likes a bit of sarcasm?

Perfect.

How About I Pour You A Long Glass Of Shut The Flock Up! makes a brilliant gift for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Christmas

• Retirement

• Stocking fillers

Especially if Dad has been known to mutter something similar under his breath.

Great Gift for Grandad

Grandad reached the age where diplomacy is optional?

Even better.

This coaster makes a fun little present for the Grandad who says exactly what he thinks.

Great Gift for a Mate

Know someone with:

No filter?

A dry sense of humour?

A talent for sarcastic one-liners?

Found their coaster.

Perfect for:

• Best mates

• Brothers

• Partners

• Workmates

• Pub friends

Great Workmate Gift

Office getting noisy?

Someone talking endlessly?

This coaster may help.

Perfect for:

• Work colleagues

• Office jokers

• Staff rooms

• Home offices

• Desk humour

Subtle?

Not particularly.

Funny?

Absolutely.

Great Man Cave Coaster

Man cave rules?

Keep it relaxed.

Keep it funny.

Keep the nonsense to a minimum.

This coaster works brilliantly in:

• Man caves

• Home bars

• Games rooms

• Garages

• Workshops

Great Retirement Gift

Retirement means:

No meetings.

No customers.

No boss.

And considerably less need to keep certain opinions to yourself.

This makes a brilliant retirement gift for someone ready to enjoy a quieter life.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Office loudmouth?

Sarcastic colleague?

Pub lover?

Sorted.

This coaster makes a memorable Secret Santa gift.

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Cheeky.

How About I Pour You A Long Glass Of Shut The Flock Up! makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for bar lovers and British humour fans.

Original Artwork by Cookie

This design features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose rebellious sheep characters have been making people laugh for decades.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Memorable sheep characters

• Cheeky wordplay

• Sarcastic observations

• Designs that start conversations

Not just another coaster.

Proper Flocker banter.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning an everyday coaster into a quirky little piece of bar-themed homeware.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, this coaster is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Home bars

• Pub sheds

• Coffee tables

• Desks

• Games rooms

• Man caves

Shut The Flock Up – Served Straight

Order?

Ready.

Barman?

Unimpressed.

Message?

Crystal clear.

The How About I Pour You A Long Glass Of Shut The Flock Up! Coaster from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, bar-room sarcasm and everyday practicality in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For barmen.

For bartenders.

For Dads.

For mates.

For home bar owners.

For anyone who appreciates a very direct approach to unnecessary conversation.

Warning: May cause loud laughter, raised eyebrows and sudden silence around the bar.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: How About I Pour You A Long Glass Of Shut The Flock Up!

• Brand: Baaad Flockers®

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny sheep barman design

• Cheeky British bar humour

• Suitable for home, office, home bar, pub shed or man cave

• Brilliant small funny gift

Perfect For

• Barmen

• Bartenders

• Bar staff

• Pub workers

• Home bar owners

• Pub shed owners

• Dads

• Grandads

• Mates

• Work colleagues

• Sarcastic humour fans

• Man caves

• Games rooms

• Birthday gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Retirement gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts