Shrivelled Nuts Fridge Magnet | Funny Wild Swimming & Cold Water Gift

Water?

Freezing.

Swimmer?

Committed.

Nuts?

Let’s not discuss it.

Meet the Shrivelled Nuts Fridge Magnet from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a cheeky 60 x 60mm glossy magnet celebrating the colder, funnier side of wild swimming.

Featuring original Cookie artwork and proper Kimmer humour, Shrivelled Nuts makes a brilliant little gift for wild swimmers, cold-water swimmers, winter dippers, ice swimmers, swim buddies and anyone with a sense of humour strong enough to survive the temperature.

Cold water.

Cheeky humour.

Zero dignity required.

Shrivelled Nuts – Cold Water Humour, Kimmer Style

Cold-water swimmers know.

There are certain consequences of getting into very chilly water.

Some are invigorating.

Some are refreshing.

Some are best laughed about.

Shrivelled Nuts celebrates that gloriously immature side of wild-swimming banter with the sort of humour that tends to appear somewhere between getting changed and drinking something hot afterwards.

Perfect for people who love:

• Wild swimming

• Cold-water swimming

• Ice swimming

• Winter dips

• Cheeky humour

• Swim-group banter

• Original Cookie artwork

Inspired by Kimmer Wild Swimmer

Kimmer Wild Swimmer celebrates the people who throw themselves into life.

And cold water.

Often without entirely sensible reasons.

The Kimmer collection is inspired by:

• Wild swimming

• Open-water adventures

• Winter dips

• Ice swimming

• Swim friendships

• Outdoor life

• Plenty of laughter along the way

Shrivelled Nuts sits firmly in the “plenty of laughter” category.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Shrivelled Nuts features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, created with Kimmer’s adventurous personality and cheeky sense of humour in mind.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Strong characters

• Wild-swimming themes

• Cheeky observations

• Outdoor adventure

• Designs that get people laughing

Small magnet.

Big snigger.

Kimmer Fridge Magnets – Tiny Squares, Big Personality

At 60 x 60mm, Kimmer Fridge Magnets may be compact...

But this one definitely knows how to get noticed.

Perfect for:

• Fridges

• Magnetic noticeboards

• Office cabinets

• Lockers

• Campervans

• Home offices

Tiny square.

Massive banter.

Brilliant Funny Wild Swimming Gift

Wild swimmer with a questionable sense of humour?

Found their magnet.

Shrivelled Nuts makes a brilliant gift for:

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Ice swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Swim buddies

Great Cold Water Swimmer Gift

Know somebody who actively seeks out freezing water?

Perfect.

This magnet makes a fun gift for swimmers who can handle:

• Cold toes

• Numb fingers

• Frosty mornings

• Extremely questionable swim temperatures

• A fair amount of teasing afterwards

Great Ice Swimming Gift

Ice swimmer?

This one practically writes itself.

Shrivelled Nuts makes a brilliant little gift for people who treat icy water as a challenge rather than a reason to stay indoors.

Great Winter Swimming Gift

Summer swimmers may not fully understand.

Winter swimmers absolutely will.

Perfect for swimmers who keep going through:

• Frost

• Ice

• Grey mornings

• Freezing beaches

• Winter lakes

Great Swim Buddy Gift

Every swim group has at least one person who will laugh at this immediately.

Probably several.

Shrivelled Nuts makes a brilliant swim buddy gift for:

• Dipping partners

• Wild-swimming friends

• Open-water teammates

• Cold-water groups

Great Gift for Him

Looking for something cheeky for a male wild swimmer?

Sorted.

Shrivelled Nuts makes a funny little gift for:

• Dad

• Partner

• Husband

• Brother

• Friend

• Workmate

Great Gift for Dad

Wild-swimming Dad with a sense of humour?

Perfect.

This magnet makes a fun gift for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Christmas

• Stocking fillers

Great Gift for Friends

Know someone who will laugh before you have even explained it?

Definitely their magnet.

Ideal for friends who appreciate:

• Cold-water humour

• Wild-swimming banter

• Cheeky gifts

• Original cartoon artwork

Brilliant Birthday Gift

Small.

Funny.

Slightly rude.

Exactly right.

Shrivelled Nuts makes a brilliant birthday gift for a wild swimmer who does not take themselves too seriously.

Great Father’s Day Gift

Dad loves cold-water swimming and terrible jokes?

Excellent combination.

Shrivelled Nuts makes a fun Father’s Day gift or addition to a larger wild-swimming present.

Great Christmas Stocking Filler

Cold outside.

Cheeky magnet inside.

Perfect.

Shrivelled Nuts makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers and humour fans.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Got the office wild swimmer?

Or simply the person most likely to laugh at the title?

Sorted.

This magnet makes a brilliant Secret Santa gift.

Great Campervan Magnet

Cold-water adventures often involve campervans, wet towels and questionable changing techniques.

Shrivelled Nuts fits right in.

Perfect for:

• Campervans

• Motorhomes

• Touring setups

Great Beach Hut Magnet

Beach hut owner and winter swimmer?

Even better.

This magnet adds proper Kimmer humour to a coastal retreat.

Perfect for Notes & Swim Plans

Use Shrivelled Nuts to hold:

• Swim dates

• Shopping lists

• Beach plans

• Challenge notes

• Photos

Or perhaps a reminder:

“Bring warm trousers.”

Sensible for once.

Compact 60 x 60mm Size

At 60 x 60mm, Shrivelled Nuts fits neatly onto your fridge or other suitable magnetic surface.

Small enough to gift easily.

Cheeky enough to be remembered.

Glossy Finish

Finished with a glossy surface, the magnet gives Cookie’s original artwork a bright, clean appearance.

The humour?

Less clean.

Shrivelled Nuts – Cold Water, Questionable Consequences

Water?

Icy.

Swimmer?

Still smiling.

Dignity?

Long gone.

The Shrivelled Nuts Fridge Magnet from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, cold-water humour and cheeky wild-swimming banter in one compact 60 x 60mm glossy magnet.

For wild swimmers.

For ice swimmers.

For swim buddies.

For Dad.

For anyone who knows that very cold water occasionally gives you something else to joke about.

WARNING: May result in uncontrollable sniggering, brutal swim-group banter and immediate accusations of “that one was made for you.”

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: Shrivelled Nuts

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Theme: Wild Swimming, Cold Water & Cheeky Humour

• Product: Fridge Magnet

• Size: 60 x 60mm

• Glossy finish

• Original Cookie artwork

• Perfect for fridges and suitable magnetic surfaces

• Ideal for holding notes, photos and reminders

• Brilliant funny wild-swimming gift

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Ice swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Wild swimming groups

• Dads

• Partners

• Friends

• Workmates

• Campervan owners

• Birthday gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Christmas stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts