Shrivelled Nuts Coaster | Funny Wild Swimming & Cold Water Gift

Water?

Freezing.

Swimmer?

Committed.

Consequences?

Best not discussed.

Meet the Shrivelled Nuts Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a cheeky 9 x 9cm glossy coaster inspired by the wonderfully inappropriate humour that naturally appears whenever cold-water swimmers get together.

Designed by British cartoonist Cookie with Kimmer’s free-spirited love of wild swimming in mind, Shrivelled Nuts makes a hilarious little gift for wild swimmers, winter swimmers, cold-water dippers, sea swimmers, open-water swimmers and anyone who appreciates a good bit of British double-entendre humour.

Cold water.

Big laughs.

Questionable consequences.

Shrivelled Nuts

Wild swimming can do wonderful things.

Fresh air.

Adventure.

Friendship.

A sense of achievement.

And occasionally...

A very rapid desire to get warm again.

Shrivelled Nuts celebrates the cheekier side of cold-water swimming — that familiar swim-group humour that appears the moment somebody mentions just how cold the water really is.

Cheeky Wild Swimming Humour, Kimmer Style

Water temperature?

Low.

Confidence?

High.

dignity?

Optional.

Shrivelled Nuts is made for people who love:

• Wild swimming

• Cold-water dipping

• Winter swimming

• Sea swimming

• Open-water adventures

• Cheeky British humour

• Original Cookie artwork

Great Funny Wild Swimming Gift

Wild swimmer in your life?

Found their coaster.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Ice swimmers

Great Gift for Male Wild Swimmers

Looking for something funny for a male swimmer?

This one practically writes itself.

Shrivelled Nuts makes a brilliant gift for:

• Husbands

• Partners

• Dads

• Grandads

• Brothers

• Mates

• Swim buddies

Especially those who enjoy slightly inappropriate humour.

Great Cold Water Swimming Gift

Cold-water swimmer?

Perfect.

This coaster is made for the people who knowingly walk into icy water...

Then act surprised when it feels cold.

Great Winter Swimming Gift

Winter swimmers are a different breed.

Frost?

Fine.

Wind?

Fine.

Freezing water?

Apparently also fine.

Shrivelled Nuts makes a brilliant little gift for anyone who continues swimming through the colder months.

Great Ice Swimming Gift

Love properly cold water?

Excellent.

Shrivelled Nuts makes a fun gift for swimmers who think:

“Cold enough to hurt a bit?”

Sounds about right.

Great Swim Buddy Gift

Every swim group has someone who will laugh far too much at this coaster.

Probably several people.

Shrivelled Nuts makes a brilliant gift for:

• Swim buddies

• Dipping partners

• Wild swimming friends

• Sea swimming groups

• Winter swimming groups

Great Wild Swimming Group Gift

Wild-swimming groups develop their own language.

Water temperature.

Robes.

Flasks.

Changing techniques.

And increasingly inappropriate cold-water jokes.

Shrivelled Nuts fits right in.

Great Sea Swimming Gift

Sea swimmer?

Sorted.

This coaster makes a fun coastal gift for anyone who loves:

• Sea swimming

• Winter beach dips

• Coastal adventures

• Cold-water challenges

• Post-swim brews

Great Open Water Swimming Gift

Prefer open water to pool lanes?

Perfect.

Shrivelled Nuts is ideal for swimmers who love:

• Lakes

• Rivers

• Seas

• Outdoor lidos

• Natural swimming spots

• Cold-water adventures

Great Gift for Dad

Dad wild swimmer?

Excellent.

Especially if Dad enjoys:

Bad jokes.

Cheeky humour.

Cold water.

And making everyone else roll their eyes.

Great Gift for Him

Looking for a funny swimming gift for him?

Shrivelled Nuts makes a brilliant present for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Christmas

• Swim milestones

• Wild-swimming weekends

• Just because

Great Swim Shed Coaster

Swim shed?

Changing area?

Post-dip brew station?

Shrivelled Nuts definitely belongs there.

Perfect for:

• Swim sheds

• Changing spaces

• Cold-plunge areas

• Garden rooms

• Outdoor swimming setups

Great Beach Hut Coaster

Winter sea dip?

Beach hut open?

Kettle on?

Perfect.

Shrivelled Nuts makes a hilarious addition to:

• Beach huts

• Coastal cabins

• Seaside homes

• Post-swim spaces

Great Campervan Coaster

Campervan.

Wild water.

Cold weather.

Questionable jokes.

Sounds like a proper swimming weekend.

This compact coaster makes a fun addition to:

• Campervans

• Motorhomes

• Touring vans

• Wild-swimming road trips

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Cheeky.

Very swimmer-specific.

Shrivelled Nuts makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers and cold-water dippers.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Pulled the cheeky wild swimmer in Secret Santa?

You’re done.

Especially if the room is full of people who will immediately understand the joke.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Shrivelled Nuts features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, inspired by Kimmer’s adventurous, free-spirited love of wild swimming and the wonderfully cheeky humour surrounding it.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Cheeky double meanings

• Wild-swimming themes

• Relatable swimmer moments

• Designs full of personality

Not just another swimmer coaster.

Proper cold-water Kimmer humour.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning this practical coaster into a quirky piece of wild-swimming homeware.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Shrivelled Nuts is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Kitchen tables

• Coffee tables

• Swim sheds

• Campervans

• Beach huts

• Desks

Shrivelled Nuts – Cold Water. Big Laughs. Questionable Consequences.

Water?

Icy.

Swimmer?

Still smiling.

Everything else?

No comment.

The Shrivelled Nuts Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, cheeky British humour and cold-water swimming antics in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For wild swimmers.

For winter swimmers.

For cold dippers.

For swim buddies.

For anyone who knows freezing water tends to generate some very predictable jokes.

Warning: May cause sniggering, inappropriate swim-group banter and repeated claims that “it really was that cold.”

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: Shrivelled Nuts

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Cheeky cold-water swimming theme

• Suitable for home, swim shed, campervan or beach hut

• Brilliant small swimmer gift

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Ice swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Swim buddies

• Wild swimming groups

• Dads

• Husbands

• Partners

• Mates

• Birthday gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts