Shoal To Shoal - Cookie Classics Cards – Funny, Witty, Rude & Cute Greeting Cards

Say it loud.

Say it funny.

Say it Flocker-style.

The Cookie Classics Cards from Baaad Flockers® are a collection of funny, witty, rude and cute greeting cards designed for people who want to send something with a little more personality.

Featuring Cookie’s original artwork and unmistakable sense of humour, these quirky square cards are perfect for birthdays, celebrations, thank-yous, cheeky messages or simply letting someone know you’re thinking of them.

Some are sweet.

Some are sarcastic.

Some probably shouldn’t be sent to your mother-in-law.

That’s the beauty of the collection.

Your Message, Your Way

Every Cookie Classics Card is blank inside, giving you complete freedom to write exactly what you want.

Heartfelt message?

Perfect.

Terrible joke?

Even better.

Highly inappropriate comment that only your best mate will understand?

Now we’re talking.

These cards are made for real people, real friendships and those wonderfully personal messages that simply don’t come printed inside ordinary greeting cards.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Cookie has spent decades creating distinctive cartoon artwork, bestselling graphic designs and characters packed with personality.

The Cookie Classics Card Collection brings that humour into a smaller format, giving you an original piece of Cookie artwork to send, share and hopefully make somebody laugh.

No generic greetings.

No boring designs.

Just proper Flocker character.

Cookie Classics Card Features

• Original artwork by Cookie
• Funny, witty, rude and cute designs
• Blank inside for your own message
• Premium 350gsm silk card
• Square 148 x 148mm format
• Smooth, sturdy premium finish
• Includes a white envelope
• Suitable for a wide range of occasions
• Great for friends, family, partners and workmates
• Designed for people who appreciate British humour
• A little different from the usual greeting card

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

A good joke deserves a good card.

Each Cookie Classics Card is printed on 350gsm silk card, giving it a substantial, premium feel.

The smooth finish helps Cookie’s artwork look crisp and vibrant, while the sturdy card stock gives the design the quality it deserves.

Compact enough to post.

Good enough to keep.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each card measures approximately 148 x 148mm, giving the Cookie Classics range its distinctive square format.

The size gives Cookie’s artwork plenty of room to shine while remaining easy to display, send and store.

Each card also comes with a white envelope, so all you need to do is decide what you're going to write inside.

That may be the difficult part.

Cards for All Sorts of Occasions

The Cookie Classics range works brilliantly for:

• Birthday cards
• Funny birthday cards
• Friendship cards
• Celebration cards
• Thank-you cards
• Just because cards
• Rude cards
• Cheeky cards
• Funny cards for him
• Funny cards for her
• Cards for Mum
• Cards for Dad
• Cards for partners
• Cards for mates
• Cards for colleagues
• Anyone who needs cheering up

Funny, Witty, Rude or Cute

Sometimes you want sentimental.

Sometimes you want sarcastic.

And sometimes only something completely ridiculous will do.

That’s why the Cookie Classics Card Collection includes a mixture of humour and styles, helping you find a card that actually suits the person receiving it.

Because the best greeting cards feel personal.

Even when the message inside is completely inappropriate.

A Little Piece of Flocker Humour

Baaad Flockers® is built around original artwork, character and making people smile.

Our Cookie Classics Cards take that same approach and put it into something you can send through the post.

A small card.

A big laugh.

And hopefully something the recipient won't immediately throw in the recycling.

Make Someone's Day

Whether you're celebrating a birthday, sending a cheeky message or simply reminding someone you're thinking about them, Cookie Classics Cards help you say it your way.

Sweet.

Sarcastic.

Ridiculous.

Or somewhere wonderfully in between.

WARNING: Cookie Classics Cards may result in laughter, inappropriate replies and requests to know where you bought the card.

Heard, Never Herded.