Floctor No. Shorn Connery Greetings Card | Funny Spy Sheep Card For Film Fans

Name?

Shorn.

Shorn Connery.

Licence to bleat?

Absolutely.

The Floctor No. Shorn Connery Greetings Card from Baaad Flockers® gives classic spy-film cool a brilliantly woolly Flocker makeover.

Featuring Cookie’s original hand-drawn sheep artwork and a gloriously silly Shorn Connery pun, this funny card is made for fans of classic spy movies, sharp British humour and anyone who appreciates a sheep dressed with considerably more sophistication than expected.

Smooth.

Suave.

Slightly shorn.

Meet Shorn Connery

Some Flockers spend their days in fields.

Others apparently work in international espionage.

Shorn Connery brings together sheep humour and classic secret-agent style in one unmistakably Flocker character.

Confident.

Cool.

Ready for action.

And presumably shaken rather than stirred.

A Funny Card for Classic Spy Fans

Know someone who never tires of classic spy films?

This card is made for them.

Perfect for:

• Classic spy-film fans
• Secret-agent movie lovers
• 007-style humour fans
• Film buffs
• Retro cinema lovers
• British comedy fans
• Anyone who enjoys a clever character pun

It’s a playful tribute to the atmosphere and glamour of classic spy cinema...

with considerably more wool.

Perfect for 007 Fans

The Floctor No. Shorn Connery Card makes a brilliant choice for someone who loves the world of suave secret agents, gadgets, dramatic introductions and classic espionage films.

Ideal for fans who appreciate:

• Classic spy-film nostalgia
• British movie humour
• Secret-agent references
• Retro cinema
• Character comedy
• Sheep puns

A knowing nod for the fan who will understand the joke immediately.

A Brilliant Birthday Card for Men

Trying to find a birthday card for someone who doesn’t want:

Golf.

Beer.

Football.

Or another joke about being ancient?

Shorn Connery offers something a little different.

Perfect for:

• Dad
• Grandad
• Husband
• Partner
• Brother
• Uncle
• Best mate
• Workmate

Especially if they can quote half a classic spy film from memory.

Great for Dads & Grandads

This card has a strong nostalgic appeal for dads and grandads who grew up with classic spy cinema.

It makes a fun alternative to conventional birthday cards and gives you a chance to combine:

Film nostalgia.

British humour.

And a very questionable sheep pun.

What more could you want?

Perfect for Film Buffs

Some people watch films.

Others know:

The actors.

The cars.

The gadgets.

The locations.

The lines.

Those are the people who will appreciate Floctor No. Shorn Connery.

A quirky card for anyone whose film knowledge is considerably more advanced than necessary.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork.

Cookie has spent decades creating humorous characters, visual puns and bestselling designs packed with personality.

Floctor No. Shorn Connery combines:

• Sheep humour
• Film-inspired comedy
• British wordplay
• Original illustration
• Plenty of Flocker character

No generic stock artwork.

Original Cookie imagination.

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Floctor No. Shorn Connery Card is blank inside, leaving you free to personalise it.

Write:

A birthday message.

A terrible spy joke.

A favourite film reference.

A family in-joke.

Or simply:

“This one had your name written all over it.”

We provide the secret agent.

You provide the intelligence.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, substantial and quality finish.

Because even undercover sheep deserve premium stationery.

148 x 148mm Square

The card measures approximately:

148 x 148mm

A classic square size giving Cookie’s artwork plenty of room to stand out.

Perfect for the mantelpiece.

Or secret headquarters.

White Envelope Included

Every Floctor No. Shorn Connery Card comes complete with a white envelope.

Your mission:

Write.

Seal.

Deliver.

Preferably without being followed.

Great for More Than Birthdays

Because the card is blank inside, Shorn Connery can be deployed for plenty of occasions.

Use it for:

• Birthdays
• Father's Day
• Retirement
• Leaving cards
• Friendship cards
• Congratulations
• Secret Santa
• Just because

Some missions require no special occasion.

Flocker Cards – Your Message, Your Way

Our Flocker Cards are designed for people who prefer greeting cards with personality.

Funny.

Witty.

Cheeky.

Quirky.

Occasionally ridiculous.

Always Flocker.

Say it your way.

Preferably with a sheep involved.

60-Day Easy Returns

We want you to be happy with your Baaad Flockers® purchase.

That’s why we offer 60-day easy returns, giving you extra confidence when shopping for cards and gifts.

Original artwork. Proper humour. Easy returns.

Floctor No. Shorn Connery – Licence to Bleat

Suit ready?

Yep.

Mission accepted?

Naturally.

Wool slightly shorter than expected?

Classified information.

The Floctor No. Shorn Connery Greetings Card is made for classic spy-film fans who appreciate British humour and a gloriously bad sheep pun.

For dads.

For grandads.

For movie buffs.

For secret-agent fans.

For Flockers with impeccable taste.

WARNING: Giving this card may result in questionable spy impressions, dramatic introductions and the recipient repeatedly saying “Shorn. Shorn Connery.” for the rest of the day.

Parody-style original artwork. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any film studio, actor, character or 007-related rights holder.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Floctor No. Shorn Connery
• Funny sheep and classic spy-film theme
• Original artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Parody-style British humour
• Perfect for classic secret-agent film fans
• Suitable for birthdays and other occasions
• Blank inside for your own message
• 148 x 148mm square
• Printed on premium 300gsm silk card
• White envelope included
• Part of the Baaad Flockers® Flocker Cards collection
• 60-day easy returns

Perfect For

• Classic spy-film fans
• 007-style humour fans
• Film buffs
• Retro cinema lovers
• Sheep lovers
• Dads
• Grandads
• Husbands
• Partners
• Brothers
• Uncles
• Workmates
• Birthday cards
• Father's Day
• Retirement cards
• Secret Santa
• Funny British cards