Severe Weather Warning Card | Funny Wild Swimming & British Weather Card

Wind?

Howling.

Rain?

Horizontal.

Swimmer?

Checking conditions very carefully.

Meet the Severe Weather Warning Card from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 148 x 148mm square greetings card celebrating wild swimming, British weather and those determined outdoor swimmers who know exactly how unpredictable conditions can be.

Featuring original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, this quirky card makes a brilliant choice for wild swimmers, open-water swimmers, cold-water enthusiasts, swim buddies and anyone who spends an unreasonable amount of time discussing wind, rain and water temperature.

Wild weather.

Wild water.

Common sense required.

Severe Weather Warning

British weather does not always do subtle.

A little breeze?

Maybe.

A light shower?

Possibly.

Or...

Rain sideways.

Wind everywhere.

And a forecast full of warning symbols.

Severe Weather Warning celebrates that familiar wild-swimming ritual of checking the forecast and deciding whether today is a swimming day...

Or a flask-and-watch-the-water-from-a-safe-distance day.

Wild Swimming Humour, Kimmer Style

Wild swimmers talk about weather differently.

Normal person:

“That looks awful.”

Wild swimmer:

“What’s the wind direction?”

But even the keenest swimmer knows some conditions are simply not suitable.

That is part of the adventure too.

Great Wild Swimming Birthday Card

Got a wild swimmer celebrating a birthday?

Perfect.

Severe Weather Warning makes a brilliant birthday card for:

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Swim buddies

Great British Weather Card

Weather forecast?

Optimistic.

Actual weather?

Entirely different.

This card celebrates the wonderful unpredictability of British weather and the people who spend half their week checking it.

Perfect for anyone who knows the difference between:

“Bit breezy.”

And:

“Absolutely not.”

Great Card for a Swim Buddy

Every swim group has the weather conversation.

“What’s it doing Saturday?”

“Wind looks strong.”

“What about Sunday?”

“Worse.”

“Coffee instead?”

“Agreed.”

Severe Weather Warning makes a fun card for the swim buddy who always checks conditions before everyone heads out.

Great Open Water Swimming Card

Open-water swimming means respecting the environment.

Weather.

Wind.

Water.

Visibility.

Conditions matter.

Severe Weather Warning brings a little humour to one of the realities of outdoor swimming — sometimes the smartest swim is the one you postpone.

Great Cold Water Swimmer Gift

Looking for a small gift for someone who spends winter voluntarily getting into cold water?

Pair this card with:

• A Kimmer swim badge

• A flask

• A towel

• A swim robe

• A wild swimming gift

• Their favourite post-swim treat

Great Card for Her

Wild-swimming woman in your life?

Sorted.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays

• Friendship

• Celebrations

• Congratulations

• Just because

Great Card for Him

Know someone who checks the weather forecast before checking their diary?

This may be his card.

Especially if phrases such as:

“Wind speed.”

“Water temperature.”

And:

“Looks a bit lively.”

Feature regularly in conversation.

Great Friendship Card

Wild swimming friendships are built on:

Shared adventures.

Early starts.

Cold fingers.

Hot drinks.

And occasionally having enough sense to change the plan.

Severe Weather Warning makes a brilliant card for the friend you trust to say:

“Not today.”

Great “Just Because” Card

No occasion required.

Send it because:

The forecast is ridiculous.

The swim has been cancelled.

Your swim buddy needs cheering up.

Or you both know exactly what Saturday’s weather is going to look like.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Severe Weather Warning features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose Kimmer Wild Swimmer designs combine outdoor adventure, observational humour and the wonderfully eccentric world of wild swimming.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Wild swimming themes

• Outdoor adventure

• Weather-related comedy

• Designs full of personality

Not just another swimming card.

A little piece of wild-swimming life.

Blank Inside

The card is blank inside, giving you complete freedom to write your own message.

Make it:

Funny.

Heartfelt.

Encouraging.

Cheeky.

Or simply:

“Coffee instead?”

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

Printed on 300gsm silk card, Severe Weather Warning has a smooth, substantial feel that showcases Cookie’s original artwork beautifully.

148 x 148mm Square Size

At approximately 148 x 148mm square, there is plenty of room inside for your personal message.

Each card includes a white envelope, ready for posting or gifting.

Severe Weather Warning – Wild Weather. Sensible Swimmer.

Forecast?

Dramatic.

Water?

Best admired from somewhere safe.

Kettle?

On.

The Severe Weather Warning Card from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, British weather humour and open-water swimming life in one quirky square card.

For wild swimmers.

For cold dippers.

For swim buddies.

For weather watchers.

For anyone who knows loving wild water also means knowing when not to get in.

Warning: May cause excessive forecast checking, swim-group debates and immediate suggestions of coffee and cake instead.

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: Severe Weather Warning

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Greetings Card

• Size: Approx. 148 x 148mm square

• Card: 300gsm silk

• Blank inside

• Includes white envelope

• Original Cookie artwork

• Wild swimming and British weather theme

• Suitable for birthdays, friendship, celebrations or just because

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Outdoor adventurers

• Weather watchers

• Birthday cards

• Friendship cards

• Just-because cards