Season’s Freezings Coaster | Funny Wild Swimming Christmas Gift

Christmas?

Festive.

Water?

Freezing.

Swimmer?

Still getting in.

Meet the Season’s Freezings Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy Christmas coaster created for wild swimmers who like their festive season with a little more cold water.

Designed by British cartoonist Cookie with Kimmer’s free-spirited love of wild and cold-water swimming in mind, Season’s Freezings makes a brilliant Christmas gift for wild swimmers, winter swimmers, cold-water dippers, sea swimmers, open-water swimmers and anyone who thinks December is still perfectly good swimming weather.

Merry?

Absolutely.

Warm?

Not necessarily.

Season’s Freezings

For most people, Christmas means:

Warm fires.

Hot drinks.

Cosy jumpers.

For wild swimmers?

Add:

A swimsuit.

A robe.

A flask.

And some seriously chilly water.

Season’s Freezings puts a wonderfully Kimmer twist on traditional festive greetings and celebrates the hardy swimmers who keep dipping right through Christmas.

Christmas Wild Swimming, Kimmer Style

Turkey?

Later.

Presents?

Eventually.

Christmas swim?

First.

Season’s Freezings is perfect for people who love:

• Wild swimming

• Christmas dips

• Cold-water swimming

• Winter swimming

• Sea swimming

• Festive humour

• Original Cookie artwork

Great Wild Swimming Christmas Gift

Wild swimmer on your Christmas list?

Sorted.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Ice swimmers

Great Christmas Day Swim Gift

Christmas Day swim?

For some swimmers, absolutely.

Season’s Freezings makes a brilliant little gift for anyone who celebrates Christmas with a festive dip before heading home to warm up.

Great Boxing Day Swim Gift

Boxing Day walk?

Nice.

Boxing Day swim?

Even better.

This coaster makes a fun gift for swimmers who keep the festive adventures going long after Christmas dinner.

Great Winter Swimming Gift

Winter swimmers are a special breed.

Frost outside?

Fine.

Water freezing?

Interesting.

Everyone else staying indoors?

More room in the water.

Season’s Freezings makes a brilliant gift for anyone who genuinely loves swimming through the colder months.

Great Cold Water Swimming Gift

Cold-water swimmer?

Perfect.

This coaster celebrates the people who hear:

“You’re not actually going in there, are you?”

And reply:

“Of course I am.”

Even at Christmas.

Great Ice Swimmer Gift

Like the water properly cold?

Season’s Freezings is for you.

Perfect for hardy swimmers who think a festive dip should come with:

Cold water.

Warm robe.

Hot drink.

And plenty of bragging rights.

Great Sea Swimming Christmas Gift

Christmas at the coast?

Sea swim planned?

Excellent.

Season’s Freezings makes a fun festive gift for anyone who loves:

• Winter sea swimming

• Christmas beach dips

• Coastal adventures

• Cold-water challenges

• Post-swim hot drinks

Great Swim Buddy Christmas Gift

Got a swim buddy you need to buy for?

Easy.

Season’s Freezings makes a brilliant little Christmas gift for:

• Dipping partners

• Wild swimming friends

• Sea swimming groups

• Winter swimming buddies

• Open-water communities

Especially the person who says:

“Christmas morning dip?”

As if that is completely normal.

Great Wild Swimming Group Gift

Every swim group has Christmas traditions.

Festive hats.

Cold dips.

Hot drinks.

Possibly cake.

Definitely laughter.

Season’s Freezings makes a fun little gift for the people who make winter swimming worth getting out of bed for.

Great Christmas Gift for Her

Looking for a funny Christmas gift for a wild-swimming woman?

Season’s Freezings is perfect for:

• Mums

• Wives

• Partners

• Sisters

• Friends

• Swim buddies

• Wild-swimming colleagues

Great Christmas Gift for Mum

Wild-swimming Mum?

Perfect.

Especially if Christmas morning involves trying to work out whether Mum is:

Opening presents.

Making breakfast.

Or already halfway to the water.

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Festive.

Funny.

Swimmer-specific.

Season’s Freezings makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers, winter swimmers and cold-water dippers.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Pulled the wild swimmer in Secret Santa?

Sorted.

Especially if they spend December enthusiastically talking about water temperatures nobody else wants to experience.

Great Christmas Table Coaster

Bring a little Kimmer humour to the festive table.

Season’s Freezings is perfect for:

• Christmas dinner

• Festive drinks

• Coffee tables

• Kitchen tables

• Boxing Day gatherings

• Wild-swimming Christmas get-togethers

Great Swim Shed Christmas Coaster

Adding festive cheer to the swim shed?

This belongs there.

Perfect for:

• Swim sheds

• Changing spaces

• Cold-plunge areas

• Garden rooms

• Outdoor swimming setups

Great Beach Hut Christmas Coaster

Christmas by the sea?

Even better.

Season’s Freezings makes a fun addition to:

• Beach huts

• Coastal cabins

• Seaside homes

• Festive post-swim spaces

Great Campervan Christmas Gift

Winter campervan trip?

Wild-water adventure?

Christmas decorations up?

Perfect.

This compact coaster makes a brilliant festive addition to:

• Campervans

• Motorhomes

• Touring vans

• Winter wild-swimming trips

Original Artwork by Cookie

Season’s Freezings features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, inspired by Kimmer’s adventurous, free-spirited love of wild swimming.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Wild-swimming themes

• Festive wordplay

• Outdoor adventure

• Designs full of personality

Not just another Christmas coaster.

Proper Kimmer festive humour.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning this practical coaster into a fun piece of Christmas wild-swimming homeware.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Season’s Freezings is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Christmas tables

• Coffee tables

• Swim sheds

• Campervans

• Beach huts

• Desks

Season’s Freezings – Merry, Bright & Properly Cold

Christmas spirit?

High.

Water temperature?

Low.

Swimmer?

Delighted.

The Season’s Freezings Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, festive wordplay and cold-water swimming humour in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For wild swimmers.

For winter swimmers.

For cold dippers.

For swim buddies.

For anyone who believes Christmas is considerably more fun with a freezing dip thrown in.

Warning: May cause spontaneous Christmas swims, excessive checking of winter water temperatures and suspiciously enthusiastic suggestions of “just a quick festive dip.”

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: Season’s Freezings

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Christmas Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny Christmas and cold-water swimming theme

• Suitable for home, office, swim shed, campervan or beach hut

• Brilliant festive swimmer gift and stocking filler

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Ice swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Swim buddies

• Wild swimming groups

• Christmas Day swimmers

• Boxing Day swimmers

• Mums

• Friends

• Campervan owners

• Beach hut owners

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts