Retired Coaster | Funny Retirement Gift & Leaving Present

Alarm?

Cancelled.

Meetings?

Finished.

Retired?

Officially.

Meet the Retired Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a quirky approx. 9 x 9cm coaster featuring original Cookie artwork and plenty of Flocker humour for anyone who has finally escaped the working world.

Perfect for retirement parties, leaving gifts, retired Dads, Grandads, Mums, colleagues and friends, this funny coaster protects surfaces while celebrating one very important achievement:

No more Monday mornings.

Well done.

Retired – Full-Time Freedom Begins

Retirement.

That glorious moment when:

The alarm clock loses its authority.

The commute disappears.

The diary suddenly looks considerably healthier.

And somebody finally gets to say:

“I’m retired.”

Whenever they like.

The Retired Coaster celebrates that new chapter with Cookie’s unmistakable British humour.

Perfect for anyone who has earned the right to:

• Put their feet up

• Enjoy longer lunches

• Take up hobbies

• Travel

• Potter around

• Ignore emails

• Have another cuppa

Original Artwork by Cookie

The Retired Coaster features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, the artist behind Baaad Flockers® and decades of character-led humour.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustrations

• British humour

• Rebellious sheep characters

• Everyday observations

• Cheeky sayings

• Strong personalities

• Designs that make people laugh

Retirement seemed far too important an occasion to leave without a Flocker.

Brilliant Retirement Gift

Someone finally finishing work?

Found their gift.

The Retired Coaster makes a brilliant present for:

• Retiring colleagues

• Friends

• Family members

• Bosses

• Workmates

• Teachers

• Tradespeople

A small, funny reminder that they have officially made it.

Great Funny Retirement Gift

Retirement gifts can get a little serious.

This one does not.

The Retired Coaster makes a fun addition to a retirement present or works brilliantly as a light-hearted gift on its own.

Useful.

Funny.

Easy to give.

Great Retirement Gift for Dad

Dad retiring?

Excellent.

His new responsibilities may include:

Tea.

Golf.

Gardening.

Walking.

Lunch.

Napping.

And telling everyone how busy retirement is.

This coaster makes a brilliant retirement gift for Dad.

Great Retirement Gift for Grandad

Grandad officially retired?

Or perhaps has been perfecting retirement for years?

Either way, this coaster makes a brilliant gift for Grandads who appreciate a bit of British humour.

Great Retirement Gift for Mum

Mum finally finishing work?

Perfect.

The Retired Coaster makes a fun present for Mums looking forward to:

• More hobbies

• More holidays

• More time with friends

• More cups of tea without checking the clock

Great Colleague Retirement Gift

Workmate leaving?

Give them something they can use while thinking about everyone still at work.

The Retired Coaster makes a brilliant little gift from:

• Colleagues

• Teams

• Departments

• Managers

• Work friends

Great Leaving Gift

Last day approaching?

This funny coaster makes a brilliant leaving gift for someone heading into retirement.

Small enough to add to:

• A leaving card

• Gift hamper

• Retirement collection

• Farewell present

Great Retirement Party Gift

Retirement celebration planned?

Perfect.

Add this coaster to the gift table as a funny little reminder of the occasion.

Great Gift for a Retired Teacher

No more marking.

No more school bells.

No more asking people to stop talking.

The Retired Coaster makes a fun gift for teachers entering retirement.

Great Gift for a Retired Workmate

Former colleague?

Now professional relaxer.

Excellent.

This coaster makes a fun reminder of their working years without requiring them to come back.

Great Gift for a Retired Farmer

Retired farmer?

Although everyone knows farmers rarely completely retire.

Still, this coaster makes a fun gift for someone stepping back and enjoying a slightly slower pace.

Great Gift for a Retired Tradesman

Tools down?

Mostly.

This coaster makes a brilliant retirement gift for:

• Builders

• Plumbers

• Electricians

• Mechanics

• Carpenters

• Tradespeople

Great Gift for a Retired Golfer

Retirement plan involves considerably more golf?

Sounds likely.

This coaster makes a fun addition to the clubhouse, kitchen or home bar.

Great Gift for Someone Difficult to Buy For

Retiring person already owns everything?

Perfect.

No sizing.

No complicated choices.

Just a funny, useful little gift with original Cookie artwork.

Great Birthday Gift for Someone Retired

Retirement does not stop birthdays.

It simply gives you more time to celebrate them.

The Retired Coaster makes a fun birthday gift for anyone proudly enjoying life after work.

Great Christmas Stocking Filler

Retired Flocker on the Christmas list?

Sorted.

This coaster makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler that is practical, funny and easy to wrap.

Brilliant Secret Santa Gift

Office Secret Santa before somebody retires?

Perfect timing.

The Retired Coaster makes a great funny present for a colleague approaching their final working days.

Great Home Gift

Retirement usually means spending a little more time at home.

So naturally the coffee table deserves an upgrade.

Perfect for:

• Kitchens

• Living rooms

• Garden rooms

• Home bars

• Conservatories

• Hobby rooms

Great Caravan or Campervan Gift

Retirement plan includes travelling?

Even better.

The Retired Coaster is compact and practical for:

• Caravans

• Campervans

• Motorhomes

• Holiday homes

Work finished.

Adventure beginning.

Approx. 9 x 9cm

At approximately 9 x 9cm, the Retired Coaster is a practical size for everyday mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Tea

• Coffee

• Hot chocolate

• Cold drinks

Helps Protect Your Surfaces

The Retired Coaster helps protect tables and worktops from everyday drink marks while adding Cookie’s original humour to the room.

Retired?

Yes.

Useful?

Still very much so.

Suitable for Hot & Cold Drinks

Morning coffee.

Afternoon tea.

Something cold in the garden.

There is plenty of time now.

Retired – Mission Accomplished

Work?

Finished.

Alarm?

Ignored.

Cuppa?

Ready.

The Retired Coaster from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, British retirement humour and practical everyday homeware in one quirky approx. 9 x 9cm coaster.

For Dad.

For Mum.

For Grandad.

For colleagues.

For friends.

For anyone who has finally earned the right to say:

“I can’t. I’m retired.”

WARNING: May result in longer tea breaks, spontaneous weekday adventures and repeated declarations of “I don’t know how I ever had time to work.”

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Retired

• Brand: Baaad Flockers®

• Artist: Cookie

• Theme: Retirement & British Humour

• Product: Single Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Durable construction

• Suitable for hot and cold drinks

• Helps protect tables and surfaces

• Original artwork by Cookie

• Brilliant funny retirement and leaving gift

Perfect For

• Retiring colleagues

• Retired Dads

• Retired Mums

• Retired Grandads

• Friends

• Partners

• Workmates

• Bosses

• Teachers

• Farmers

• Tradespeople

• Retirement parties

• Leaving gifts

• Retirement hampers

• Birthday gifts

• Christmas stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts