
Iced-over trough.
Countryside quiet.
Completely unreasonable thought...
“Could I swim in that?”
The Perfectly Chilled® T-Shirt from the Kimmer Wild Swimmer Collection by Baaad Flockers® celebrates a feeling cold-water swimmers know all too well.
You’re walking through the countryside.
You spot water.
Possibly frozen water.
And instead of thinking...
“That looks cold.”
your brain immediately asks:
“Could this be the perfect dip?”
Featuring Kimmer the Wild Swimmer in Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork, Perfectly Chilled® captures the humour, adventure and wonderfully unconventional outlook of people who actively seek out cold water.
Cold?
Absolutely.
Calm?
Completely.
Perfectly Chilled®.
Most people pass a trough, lake, river or stretch of sea without giving it much thought.
Wild swimmers are different.
They look.
They assess.
They wonder.
And eventually somebody says:
“I’d swim in that.”
The Perfectly Chilled® T-Shirt celebrates that irresistible wild-swimmer instinct.
Water spotted.
Possibility considered.
Adventure already forming.
For most people, perfectly chilled might describe a drink.
Or perhaps a relaxing afternoon.
For Kimmer...
It has another meaning entirely.
That wonderful post-swim feeling after an outdoor adventure when you’ve challenged yourself, shared the experience and emerged with a grin on your face.
It’s the combination of:
That’s Kimmer’s idea of...
Perfectly Chilled®.
This design is made for people whose swimming season doesn’t necessarily end when summer does.
Perfect for:
If dropping temperatures make you start checking your swimming kit rather than putting it away...
You’ll understand.
The Kimmer Collection celebrates the people, friendships and adventures surrounding outdoor swimming.
Kimmer dives head first into life with curiosity, humour and a wild spirit.
She represents swimmers who:
See the water.
Feel the pull.
Find an adventure.
Get in.
Get out.
Warm up.
And immediately start wondering where they’re swimming next.
Sound familiar?
The Kimmer Collection captures the wonderfully distinctive world of wild swimming.
It celebrates:
Because once you become a wild swimmer...
Your definition of perfect weather may change considerably.
Everyone has their favourite swimming spot.
A quiet lake.
A stretch of river.
A sheltered cove.
An open beach.
Or perhaps somewhere encountered completely by accident while exploring the countryside.
The Perfectly Chilled® T-Shirt celebrates the joy of discovering those places.
The ones that immediately make you stop and think:
“I wonder what the water’s like?”
Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork.
Cookie has spent decades creating bestselling t-shirt illustrations packed with humour, expression and character.
For the Kimmer Collection, he captures the rituals, adventures and wonderfully eccentric thinking found within the wild-swimming community.
Original idea.
Original artwork.
Drawn by hand.
Proper Kimmer character.
Trying to buy for someone who already owns:
A changing robe.
Several swimming costumes.
A collection of woolly hats.
A flask.
A tow float.
And an alarming knowledge of local water temperatures?
The Perfectly Chilled® T-Shirt makes a brilliant alternative.
Perfect for:
Ideal for:
Much easier to wrap than an iced-over water trough.
Cold-water swimming has created brilliant communities around the UK.
Early mornings.
Group messages.
Changing robes.
Flasks.
Cake.
Someone checking the water temperature.
And somebody else insisting:
“That’s practically tropical.”
The Perfectly Chilled® T-Shirt celebrates that shared humour and camaraderie.
Wear it to:
Fellow swimmers will understand immediately.
The Perfectly Chilled® T-Shirt is an easy choice for everyday outdoor life.
Wear it for:
We’d probably recommend taking it off before actually getting in.
Made using soft, breathable cotton or cotton-blend fabric, the Perfectly Chilled® T-Shirt is designed for comfort and regular wear.
Its durable construction makes it ideal for the everyday adventures surrounding wild swimming.
Whether you’re heading towards the water or recovering somewhere considerably warmer afterwards, it’s an easy t-shirt to reach for.
The t-shirt features a classic crew neck and short-sleeve design with comfortable unisex sizing suitable for men and women.
Easy to wear with:
Simple styling.
Plenty of Kimmer personality.
Cookie’s artwork is reproduced using high-quality printing, helping the design retain its colour, detail and personality.
The result is a graphic tee designed for regular wear and plenty of future adventures.
Because one swim is rarely enough.
The Perfectly Chilled® artwork is developed in our Herefordshire countryside studio, where Cookie creates the characters and illustrations behind Baaad Flockers®.
Every finished design begins as an original idea before becoming artwork for the flock.
Original illustration.
British humour.
Outdoor inspiration.
Our Baaad Flockers® clothing is made in the UK, bringing together original British artwork with quality everyday garments.
Created for people who appreciate:
Reducing unnecessary waste remains important to us as Baaad Flockers® continues to grow.
Producing garments according to demand helps us:
More original artwork.
Less unnecessary waste.
Proper Flocker thinking.
The Perfectly Chilled® T-Shirt is available from Small through to 5XL.
Please note that some colours may be unavailable in 4XL and 5XL.
Please check the size guide before ordering.
Every Baaad Flockers® garment is printed especially for your order.
Producing according to demand allows us to offer more of Cookie’s original designs while helping reduce unnecessary stock and overproduction.
Please allow approximately 3–4 working days for production before dispatch.
A little extra time.
A lot more Kimmer.
We want you to love your Baaad Flockers® purchase.
That’s why we offer 60-day easy returns, giving you extra confidence when ordering online.
Whether you’re buying Perfectly Chilled® for yourself or choosing it as a gift for a fellow wild swimmer, you have plenty of time should you need to return it.
Great designs. Quality clothing. Easy returns.
Countryside walk?
Lovely.
Frozen water spotted?
Interesting.
Urge to submerge?
There it is.
The Perfectly Chilled® Kimmer T-Shirt celebrates the swimmers who see adventure where everybody else simply sees cold water.
For wild swimmers.
For winter dippers.
For open-water adventurers.
For Kimmer people.
For anyone who understands that sometimes finding your calm means finding the water.
Embrace the cold-water spirit. Find your calm. Follow the water.
WARNING: Wearing Perfectly Chilled® may result in unnecessary inspection of every lake, river, trough and stretch of coastline accompanied by the phrase: “Do you reckon you could swim in that?”
Cold-water swimming can carry serious risks, particularly in very low temperatures. Always swim according to your experience, local conditions and appropriate safety guidance.
Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

