Kimmer Cards – Perfectly Chilled | Funny Cold Water Swimming Card

Cold water.

Calm mind.

No drama.

Perfectly Chilled.

The Perfectly Chilled Greeting Card from the Kimmer Cards collection by Baaad Flockers® is a funny, laid-back card inspired by wild swimming, cold-water dipping and those people who somehow look completely relaxed while standing in freezing water.

Created for wild swimmers, open-water enthusiasts, swimming buddies and anyone who embraces life with a cool head and an adventurous spirit, Perfectly Chilled is perfect for birthdays, friendship messages, swimming achievements or simply making someone smile.

Cold outside.

Cool inside.

Made for Cold-Water Swimmers

Wild swimmers have their own definition of chilled.

For most people it means feet up, cup of tea, heating on.

For a wild swimmer?

Apparently it means getting into very cold water.

The Perfectly Chilled Card is perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Cold-water swimmers
• Open-water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Winter swimmers
• Swimming buddies
• Outdoor adventurers
• Cold-water dipping groups
• Laid-back friends
• Anyone who takes life in their stride

A Brilliant Funny Cold-Water Swimming Card

Looking for a card that captures the lighter side of outdoor swimming?

Perfectly Chilled combines Kimmer humour with the wonderfully relaxed attitude of swimmers who genuinely enjoy being out in cold water.

Perfect as a:

• Cold-water swimming card
• Funny wild swimming card
• Wild swimmer birthday card
• Open-water swimming card
• Sea swimming card
• Winter swimming card
• Swimming buddy card
• Funny swimmer card
• Birthday card for wild swimmer
• Outdoor adventure card
• Friendship card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Perfectly Chilled Greeting Card is blank inside, giving you plenty of room to add your own personal message.

Something heartfelt?

Perfect.

Something cheeky?

Even better.

Or simply:

“Stay cool.”

Easy enough when you’re standing in cold water.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Perfectly Chilled Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Cool humour.

Proper quality.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Perfectly Chilled Greeting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping as a reminder of another refreshing adventure.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don’t need a birthday to send Perfectly Chilled.

It works brilliantly for:

• Birthdays
• Friendship messages
• Swimming milestones
• Cold-water dipping groups
• Congratulations
• Cheer-up messages
• Thank-you cards
• New adventures
• Swimming achievements
• Just because

Sometimes the best card is simply one that perfectly describes the person receiving it.

Cold-Water Swimming – Kimmer Style

Kimmer Cards are inspired by the adventurous world of wild, open-water and cold-water swimming.

There is something wonderfully contradictory about it.

The water may be freezing.

The weather may be questionable.

Your fingers may have stopped cooperating.

Yet somehow everyone comes out smiling.

Perfectly Chilled celebrates that wonderfully relaxed attitude.

Cool, Calm & Completely Kimmer

Some people need sunshine to relax.

Some need a holiday.

Wild swimmers?

They just need somewhere to dip.

The Perfectly Chilled Greeting Card is made for those people who embrace the cold, enjoy the adventure and somehow stay completely chilled through it all.

Cold-water swimming should always be enjoyed with appropriate preparation, suitable conditions and an awareness of personal limits.

WARNING: Sending Perfectly Chilled may result in spontaneous swimming plans, discussions about water temperature and somebody insisting that “cold is all in the mind.”

Heard, Never Herded.