Peak Performance – MTB Greeting Card | Funny Mountain Bike Card

Climb hard.

Ride harder.

And try not to stack it on the way down.

The Peak Performance – MTB Greeting Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, action-packed card made for mountain bikers, trail riders, downhill riders and anyone who thinks a muddy day on two wheels is a day well spent.

Packed with classic Flocker humour and plenty of outdoor attitude, Peak Performance makes a brilliant birthday card for the rider who is always chasing the next trail, the next descent and the next excuse to buy more bike kit.

Mud?

Expected.

Speed?

Essential.

Common sense?

Optional.

Made for Mountain Bikers

Mountain bikers have their own idea of a good day.

Big climbs.

Fast descents.

Muddy trails.

A few questionable line choices.

And at least one moment when somebody says:

“That looked easier from the top.”

The Peak Performance MTB Card celebrates the fun, adrenaline and occasional chaos of life on a mountain bike.

Perfect for:

• Mountain bikers
• MTB riders
• Trail riders
• Downhill riders
• Enduro riders
• Bike park fans
• Cyclists
• Outdoor adventurers
• Cycling mates
• Anyone obsessed with two wheels

A Brilliant Birthday Card for Mountain Bikers

Looking for a card that actually suits someone who lives for the trails?

The Peak Performance – MTB Card is made for riders who would rather be on a bike than almost anywhere else.

Perfect as a:

• Mountain bike birthday card
• MTB birthday card
• Funny cycling card
• Trail rider birthday card
• Downhill biking card
• Enduro rider card
• Card for mountain biker
• Card for cycling Dad
• Card for cycling husband
• Card for MTB friend
• Bike lover card
• Outdoor adventure card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Peak Performance MTB Card is blank inside, so you can make the message completely your own.

Something heartfelt?

Go for it.

Something cheeky?

Even better.

Or perhaps:

“Hope your birthday is all downhill from here.”

In mountain biking, that's actually a compliment.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Peak Performance – MTB Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

The trail may be rough.

The card isn't.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Peak Performance MTB Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don't need to wait for a birthday to send Peak Performance.

This funny mountain bike card also works brilliantly for:

• Cycling achievements
• Race congratulations
• New bike celebrations
• Trail adventures
• Retirement
• Friendship messages
• Thank-you cards
• Bike park trips
• Cheer-up messages
• Just-because moments

Sometimes the right card simply reminds someone of where they'd rather be.

Usually somewhere muddy.

Mountain Bike Humour – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® is built around original artwork, hobbies, passions and making people laugh.

Peak Performance – MTB takes the thrill of mountain biking and gives it the full Flocker treatment.

Fast.

Muddy.

A little ridiculous.

And definitely not boring.

Ride at Peak Performance

The Peak Performance MTB Greeting Card combines mountain biking humour, outdoor adventure and premium quality in a card designed for riders who love life on two wheels.

Perfect for the mountain biker who's always chasing the next peak.

Or the next bit of kit they absolutely, definitely need.

WARNING: Sending Peak Performance may result in spontaneous trail-centre visits, endless bike-upgrade discussions and somebody insisting they could definitely ride that section faster next time.

Heard, Never Herded.