Peak Performance Coaster | Funny Mountain Biking Sheep & MTB Gift

Trail?

Ready.

Bike?

Pointing downhill.

Flocker?

At Peak Performance.

Meet the Peak Performance Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster featuring Cookie’s mountain-biking sheep taking on the trails with full Flocker attitude.

Quirky, practical and packed with outdoor character, Peak Performance makes a brilliant little gift for mountain bikers, MTB riders, downhill fans, trail riders, cycling Dads, mates and anyone who would rather be covered in mud on two wheels than sitting indoors behaving sensibly.

Climb.

Ride.

Repeat.

Peak Performance

Some people see a mountain and think:

“That looks steep.”

Mountain bikers?

“Where’s the trail?”

Peak Performance celebrates the wonderfully muddy, energetic world of mountain biking with Cookie’s rebellious sheep humour thrown in for good measure.

Peak?

Found it.

Performance?

Debatable.

Fun?

Definitely.

Mountain Biking Humour, Flocker Style

Trail?

Technical.

Mud?

Everywhere.

Legs?

Questioning the climb.

Grin?

Massive.

Peak Performance is made for the riders who know that a proper day out often involves:

• Mud

• Hills

• Trails

• Bikes

• Questionable route choices

• A well-earned brew afterwards

Great Mountain Biking Gift

Mountain biker in your life?

Found their coaster.

Perfect for:

• Mountain bikers

• MTB riders

• Trail riders

• Downhill riders

• Weekend cyclists

• Bike-park regulars

• Off-road cycling fans

Great MTB Gift

Know someone who spends suspicious amounts of time talking about:

Trails?

Tyres?

Suspension?

Bike upgrades?

Perfect.

Peak Performance makes a fun little gift for the MTB enthusiast whose bike regularly gets cleaned more carefully than anything in the house.

Great Gift for Trail Riders

Trail riding is simple.

Go up.

Come down.

Get muddy.

Repeat.

This coaster makes a brilliant little gift for anyone happiest exploring woodland trails, hills and off-road routes.

Great Downhill Mountain Biking Gift

Gravity doing the hard work?

Excellent.

Peak Performance is a fun gift for the rider who loves:

• Downhill trails

• Bike parks

• Fast descents

• Technical routes

• A bit of adrenaline

Great Gift for Dad

Mountain-biking Dad?

Sorted.

Peak Performance makes a brilliant gift for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Christmas

• Retirement

• Stocking fillers

Especially if Dad has ever described buying another bike as “essential.”

Great Gift for Mum

MTB-loving Mum?

Perfect.

This coaster makes a fun little gift for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Riding weekends

• Outdoor adventures

Great Gift for a Mate

Know someone who considers mud a sign of a successful weekend?

Found their coaster.

Perfect for:

• Best mates

• Brothers

• Sisters

• Riding buddies

• Workmates

• Cycling friends

Great Riding Buddy Gift

Every mountain biking group has:

The fast one.

The technical one.

The one with all the tools.

The one who forgot something important.

And the one who says:

“Just one more trail.”

Peak Performance makes a brilliant little gift for any of them.

Great Garage Coaster

Bike stored in the garage?

Perfect.

Peak Performance fits brilliantly in:

• Garages

• Bike sheds

• Workshops

• Tool rooms

• Home bike setups

Ideal beside the post-ride brew while pretending the bike does not urgently need cleaning.

Great Bike Shed Coaster

Dedicated bike space?

Add a Flocker.

This coaster brings some Cookie humour to the place where:

Helmets live.

Tools disappear.

Mud accumulates.

And bike upgrades are secretly planned.

Great Campervan Coaster

Mountain biking and campervans?

Excellent combination.

Peak Performance makes a fun addition to:

• Campervans

• Motorhomes

• Adventure vans

• MTB road-trip setups

Perfect for that all-important brew after a day on the trails.

Great Retirement Gift

Retirement plan?

More trails.

More riding.

Less commuting.

That sounds like Peak Performance.

This coaster makes a fun retirement gift for someone planning to spend considerably more time on two wheels.

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Mountain-bike themed.

Peak Performance makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for MTB riders and cycling fans.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Office mountain biker?

Colleague constantly talking about trails?

Person who arrives on Monday with another story involving mud?

Sorted.

Peak Performance makes a fun Secret Santa gift.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Peak Performance features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose rebellious sheep characters have been making people laugh for decades.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Memorable sheep characters

• Outdoor adventure themes

• Sporting comedy

• Designs that start conversations

Not just another cycling coaster.

Proper Flocker mountain biking.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning an everyday coaster into a fun piece of MTB-inspired homeware.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Peak Performance is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Kitchen tables

• Coffee tables

• Desks

• Garages

• Bike sheds

• Campervans

Peak Performance – Climb Hard. Ride Wild.

Hill?

Steep.

Trail?

Calling.

Flocker?

Sending it.

The Peak Performance Coaster from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, mountain biking humour and everyday practicality in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For mountain bikers.

For MTB riders.

For trail riders.

For Dads.

For Mums.

For mates.

For anyone who knows the best weekends usually involve bikes, hills and a generous amount of mud.

Warning: May cause spontaneous trail planning, suspicious bike upgrades and repeated declarations of “just one more run.”

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Peak Performance

• Brand: Baaad Flockers®

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny mountain biking sheep design

• Suitable for home, office, garage, bike shed or campervan

• Brilliant small gift for mountain bikers

Perfect For

• Mountain bikers

• MTB riders

• Trail riders

• Downhill riders

• Cycling fans

• Bike-park regulars

• Riding buddies

• Dads

• Mums

• Partners

• Mates

• Work colleagues

• Garages

• Bike sheds

• Campervans

• Birthday gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Retirement gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts