
dleboarding looks peaceful.
Calm water.
Fresh air.
Beautiful scenery.
Then somebody wobbles.
Paddle Like Flock celebrates the fun, freedom and occasional chaos of SUP life with Cookie’s unmistakable funny sheep humour.
Perfect for people who love:
Stand-up paddleboarding
SUP adventures
Lakes
Rivers
Coastal paddling
Watersports
Outdoor adventures
British humour
Balance?
Optional.
Enthusiasm?
Essential.
Paddle Like Flock features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose hand-drawn characters and visual jokes have been making people smile for decades.
Cookie’s artwork is known for:
Original illustrations
Iconic Flocker sheep
British humour
Outdoor adventure themes
Clever visual ideas
Strong characters
Designs that start conversations
This design takes the laid-back world of SUP and gives it a proper dose of Flocker personality.
Know someone who is happiest standing on a board with a paddle?
Sorted.
This metal sign makes a brilliant gift for:
SUP enthusiasts
Stand-up paddleboarders
Recreational paddlers
Lake paddlers
River paddlers
Coastal paddleboarders
A fun alternative to generic watersports décor.
SUP isn’t just a hobby.
It quickly becomes:
Boards.
Paddles.
Dry bags.
Water shoes.
Roof racks.
And constant conversations about where to paddle next.
Paddle Like Flock makes a brilliant gift for someone who has fully embraced the paddleboarding life.
Stand up.
Stay balanced.
Paddle forward.
Look relaxed.
Try not to fall in.
Easy.
Mostly.
Paddle Like Flock celebrates everything that makes SUP fun, with enough sheep humour to keep things from getting too serious.
Mum loves SUP?
Perfect.
Paddle Like Flock makes a brilliant gift for:
Birthdays
Mother’s Day
Christmas
Outdoor adventure occasions
Especially for Mums who would happily swap a quiet morning at home for a paddle on the water.
Dad has discovered paddleboarding?
Excellent.
This sign makes a fun gift for:
Birthdays
Father’s Day
Christmas
Retirement
Especially for Dads who insist they have “excellent balance” immediately before falling in.
Looking for something original for a woman who loves SUP?
Paddle Like Flock makes a brilliant gift for:
Partners
Sisters
Friends
Mums
Paddleboarding buddies
Original.
Funny.
And much easier than guessing what paddleboarding equipment she already owns.
Know a bloke who disappears whenever the weather is calm?
Found his gift.
Paddle Like Flock makes a fun present for:
Husbands
Partners
Dads
Brothers
Friends
Workmates
Every paddler needs a good SUP buddy.
Someone to:
Help carry the board.
Watch the weather.
Suggest another route.
Laugh when you fall in.
And pretend they didn’t.
Paddle Like Flock makes a brilliant gift for the friend who is always ready for another paddle.
SUP and campervans belong together.
Board packed.
Van loaded.
Adventure underway.
Paddle Like Flock makes a fun addition to:
Campervans
Motorhomes
Touring vans
Camping setups
A little Flocker character for life on the road.
More caravan than campervan?
Still works.
This sign suits:
Touring caravans
Static caravans
Holiday lodges
Camping pods
Outdoor retreats
Perfect for paddleboarding weekends away.
Coastal paddleboarder?
Paddle Like Flock fits brilliantly into:
Beach huts
Coastal cabins
Seaside retreats
Surf-style spaces
A fun piece of wall décor for people who are never far from the water.
Got a paddleboarding kit zone?
This sign works brilliantly in:
Garden rooms
Sheds
Outdoor changing areas
Gear rooms
Hobby spaces
Ideal for the place where boards, paddles and dry bags live between adventures.
Where does all the SUP gear go?
Usually the garage.
Paddle Like Flock belongs there too.
Perfect for:
Garages
Gear rooms
Workshops
Equipment storage areas
Paddle Like Flock also works brilliantly in:
Man caves
Games rooms
Garages
Home bars
Workshops
A little paddleboarding humour without requiring anyone to balance.
At approximately 8" x 8", Paddle Like Flock is compact enough for smaller spaces while still making an impact.
Perfect for:
Campervans
Beach huts
Garages
Garden rooms
Man caves
Gear rooms
Small sign.
Big SUP personality.
Made from high-quality metal, Paddle Like Flock is designed to be durable and long lasting.
Ideal for adventurous households and outdoor-loving Flockers.
The sign is rust-resistant, helping it stay looking good across a variety of practical spaces.
Useful when your favourite hobby involves quite a lot of water.
Paddle Like Flock is designed to help preserve Cookie’s artwork with:
UV-resistant
Fade-resistant
construction.
Because the sheep should stay bold even after plenty of sunny paddleboarding days.
No balancing act required.
Paddle Like Flock comes with pre-drilled holes for simple mounting.
Choose wall.
Fix sign.
Grab board.
Paddle Like Flock works across a range of spaces, including:
Indoor walls
Garages
Garden rooms
Beach huts
Campervans
Sheltered outdoor spaces
Wherever your paddleboarding adventures begin.
Need a birthday gift for a paddleboarder?
Sorted.
Paddle Like Flock makes a brilliant present for:
Mum
Dad
Partner
Friend
Sister
Brother
Workmate
SUP buddy
No need to know board length, paddle size or fin setup.
SUP-loving Mum?
Problem solved.
Paddle Like Flock makes a fun Mother’s Day gift for Mums who love:
Paddleboarding
Outdoor adventures
Lakes and rivers
Campervan trips
Watersports
Paddleboarding Dad?
Easy.
This sign makes a fun Father’s Day gift with plenty of Cookie character and outdoor humour.
Retirement plan?
More paddling.
More sunshine.
More weekdays on the water.
Excellent.
Paddle Like Flock makes a brilliant retirement gift for someone finally getting more time for SUP adventures.
Paddle Like Flock makes a brilliant:
Christmas present
Secret Santa gift
SUP gift
Paddleboarding gift
Campervan gift
Outdoor adventure present
Especially for someone already planning next summer’s paddling trips.
Got the office paddleboarder?
You’ll know.
They’ve probably already shown everyone photos of sunrise on the lake.
Paddle Like Flock makes a brilliant Secret Santa gift with plenty of personality.
They’ve already got:
The board.
The paddle.
The pump.
The dry bag.
The waterproof phone case.
And apparently another board would still be useful.
Fine.
Do they have a Paddle Like Flock metal sign?
Exactly.
Problem solved.
Board?
Floating.
Sheep?
Standing.
Balance?
Currently acceptable.
The Paddle Like Flock SUP Metal Sign from Baaad Flockers® combines original Cookie artwork, funny paddleboarding sheep and outdoor adventure humour in one brilliantly giftable piece of wall décor.
For SUP lovers.
For paddleboarders.
For outdoor adventurers.
For anyone who knows the best view is usually from the middle of the water.
WARNING: Displaying Paddle Like Flock may result in spontaneous SUP trips, excessive weather checking and repeated claims that “the water looks perfectly calm today.”
Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.
Design: Paddle Like Flock – SUP
Brand: Baaad Flockers®
Theme: Stand-Up Paddleboarding, SUP & Funny Sheep Humour
Product: Metal Sign
Original artwork by Cookie
Iconic Flocker sheep character
Approx. size: 8" x 8"
High-quality metal
Rust-resistant
UV-resistant
Fade-resistant
Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging
Suitable for indoor or outdoor display
Great for campervans, beach huts, garages, garden rooms and gear spaces
Brilliant funny SUP gift
SUP lovers
Stand-up paddleboarders
Paddleboarding beginners
Experienced paddleboarders
Watersports fans
Lake paddlers
River paddlers
Coastal paddlers
Outdoor adventurers
Campervan owners
Mums
Dads
Partners
Friends
Paddleboarding buddies
Birthday gifts
Mother’s Day gifts
Father’s Day gifts
Christmas gifts
Retirement gifts
Secret Santa gifts

