Paddle Like Flock – Canoe Greeting Card | Funny Canoeing Card

Paddle harder.

Laugh louder.

And Paddle Like Flock.

The Paddle Like Flock – Canoe Greeting Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, quirky card created for canoeists, paddlers, outdoor adventurers and anyone who would rather be out on the water.

Packed with original Flocker humour and plenty of adventurous spirit, Paddle Like Flock makes a brilliant birthday card for someone who loves grabbing a paddle, heading outdoors and seeing where the water takes them.

Calm water?

Perfect.

Rapids?

Interesting.

Forgotten which way you're supposed to paddle?

Very Flocker.

Made for Canoeists & Paddlers

There is something brilliant about getting out on the water.

A canoe.

A paddle.

A bit of scenery.

And occasionally absolutely no agreement about which direction you're supposed to be going.

The Paddle Like Flock Canoe Card celebrates the fun, freedom and occasional chaos that comes with canoeing and paddling.

Perfect for:

• Canoeists
• Canoe lovers
• Paddlers
• River adventurers
• Lake paddlers
• Outdoor enthusiasts
• Watersports fans
• Camping enthusiasts
• Adventure lovers
• Friends who are happiest on the water

A Brilliant Birthday Card for Canoe Lovers

Looking for something better than another generic birthday card?

The Paddle Like Flock – Canoe Card makes a fun choice for anyone who loves canoeing, paddlesports and outdoor adventures.

Perfect as a:

• Canoeing birthday card
• Funny canoeing card
• Canoe lover card
• Paddling birthday card
• Watersports birthday card
• Outdoor adventure card
• Card for canoeist
• Card for paddling friend
• Canoeing card for Dad
• Canoeing card for Mum
• Funny card for outdoor lover
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Paddle Like Flock Canoe Card is blank inside, giving you plenty of space for your own message.

Heartfelt?

Go for it.

Funny?

Even better.

Or perhaps:

“Hope your birthday goes swimmingly… preferably while staying in the canoe.”

Sound advice.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Paddle Like Flock Canoe Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Your adventures may get wet.

The card preferably shouldn't.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Paddle Like Flock – Canoe Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don't need to wait for a birthday to Paddle Like Flock.

This funny canoeing card also works brilliantly for:

• Canoeing achievements
• Paddling trips
• Outdoor adventures
• Congratulations
• Retirement
• Friendship messages
• Thank-you cards
• Camping trips
• New adventures
• Just-because messages

Sometimes a card simply needs to remind someone of what they'd rather be doing.

Paddling usually qualifies.

Canoeing Humour – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® is built around original characters, outdoor adventures and finding the funny side of life's favourite hobbies.

Paddle Like Flock brings that attitude to canoeing.

Get outside.

Get on the water.

Have a laugh.

And preferably keep the canoe the right way up.

Paddle Your Own Way

The Paddle Like Flock – Canoe Greeting Card combines quirky canoeing humour, original artwork and premium quality in a card made for people who love life on the water.

Perfect for someone who doesn't follow the crowd.

They follow the river instead.

WARNING: Sending Paddle Like Flock may result in spontaneous canoeing trips, heated discussions about paddling technique and someone insisting that falling in was completely intentional.

Heard, Never Herded.