Octop*ssed Coaster | Funny Octopus Gift by Cookie

Eight arms.

Zero patience.

Completely Octop*ssed.

Meet the Octop*ssed Cookie Classics Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a quirky glossy coaster featuring Cookie’s original octopus humour and one very unimpressed marine character.

Perfect for octopus lovers, marine-life fans, coastal homes, man caves, home bars, offices and anyone whose patience occasionally disappears before the kettle has even boiled.

Eight arms.

One mood.

Don’t ask.

Octop*ssed – When You’ve Had Enough

Some days you’re calm.

Some days you’re relaxed.

And some days?

Octop*ssed.

Cookie’s brilliantly cheeky design captures that unmistakable moment when patience has officially left the building.

Or aquarium.

Perfect for people who appreciate:

• Funny octopus artwork

• Grumpy character humour

• British wordplay

• Marine-life designs

• Quirky gifts

• Original cartoon art

A little salty.

A lot funny.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Octop*ssed features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose hand-drawn designs and visual jokes have been making people smile for decades.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original illustrations

• British humour

• Expressive characters

• Clever wordplay

• Quirky visual ideas

• Designs that start conversations

Octop*ssed has plenty of personality.

And apparently very little patience.

Brilliant Gift for Octopus Lovers

Know somebody obsessed with octopuses?

Excellent.

This coaster makes a brilliant gift for:

• Octopus lovers

• Marine-life enthusiasts

• Aquarium fans

• Coastal characters

• Wildlife lovers

• Quirky-art collectors

A much more entertaining alternative to conventional marine décor.

Funny Marine-Life Gift

Fish are nice.

Dolphins are lovely.

But sometimes you need an octopus with attitude.

Octop*ssed makes a fun gift for anyone who loves:

• Ocean wildlife

• Sea creatures

• Marine biology

• Coastal living

• Unusual animal artwork

Eight-legged humour for people who like things a little different.

Funny Grumpy Gift

We all know somebody who reaches the end of their patience slightly faster than everybody else.

This one’s for them.

Perfect for:

• The family grump

• The sarcastic friend

• The colleague who has had enough

• The person who says exactly what everyone else is thinking

A small coaster with a surprisingly accurate personality.

Perfect Office Coaster

Monday morning?

Octop*ssed.

Inbox overflowing?

Octop*ssed.

Meeting that should have been an email?

Definitely Octop*ssed.

The design makes a brilliant desk coaster for:

• Offices

• Home-working spaces

• Studios

• Staff rooms

A subtle indication of the current mood.

Great Man Cave Coaster

Octop*ssed fits perfectly into spaces where serious décor isn’t required.

Ideal for:

• Man caves

• Garages

• Games rooms

• Workshops

• Home bars

• Garden rooms

A little marine attitude for the table.

Great Home Bar Gift

Want something quirky for the home bar?

Octop*ssed adds a cheeky bit of character to:

• Home bars

• Garden bars

• Pub sheds

• Games rooms

• Entertaining spaces

No need to explain the mood.

The octopus has it covered.

All eight arms of it.

Funny Coastal Coaster

Octop*ssed naturally works brilliantly in:

• Coastal cottages

• Beach houses

• Seaside homes

• Holiday lets

• Campervans

• Garden rooms

A fun alternative to traditional coastal décor.

No anchors.

No shells.

Just one deeply unimpressed octopus.

Approx. 9 x 9cm

At approximately 9 x 9cm, this coaster is a practical everyday size for:

• Mugs

• Cups

• Glasses

Compact enough for almost any surface while still giving Cookie’s artwork plenty of room to stand out.

Glossy Finish

Finished with a glossy surface, helping the Octop*ssed artwork look bright, bold and full of character.

Useful homeware.

Questionable mood.

Perfect combination.

Durable Everyday Design

Made from durable materials, Cookie Classics coasters are designed for regular everyday use.

Perfect for:

• Kitchens

• Living rooms

• Offices

• Home bars

• Garden rooms

• Man caves

Because if your mood is going to be Octop*ssed, at least your table can stay protected.

Funny Birthday Gift

Need a birthday present for someone with a dry sense of humour?

Sorted.

Octop*ssed makes a brilliant gift for:

• Dad

• Mum

• Partner

• Friend

• Workmate

• Marine-life lover

• Resident family grump

Especially if the design is suspiciously accurate.

Great Gift for Dad

Dad has:

Strong opinions?

A man cave?

Limited patience?

Excellent.

Octop*ssed makes a funny little birthday, Christmas or Father’s Day gift with proper Cookie character.

Great Gift for Mum

Mum occasionally had enough?

Understandable.

This coaster makes a fun little gift for Mums who appreciate:

• Quirky humour

• Marine-life artwork

• Cheeky designs

• Gifts with personality

Proceed carefully when suggesting the resemblance.

Brilliant Stocking Filler

Small.

Useful.

Funny.

Slightly grumpy.

Octop*ssed makes a brilliant:

• Christmas stocking filler

• Secret Santa gift

• Small festive present

• Add-on gift

A tiny package containing eight arms’ worth of attitude.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Know a colleague who is permanently one email away from becoming Octop*ssed?

Found their present.

Perfect for:

• Workmates

• Office friends

• Marine-life fans

• People with sarcastic humour

No sizing.

No guesswork.

Just accuracy.

Great Retirement Gift

Retirement should mean:

Less stress.

Fewer meetings.

Considerably fewer reasons to become Octop*ssed.

This coaster makes a fun retirement gift for someone finally escaping the daily chaos.

Gift Sets Available Too

Want something a little bigger?

Cookie Classics coaster gift sets are available too, giving you the chance to combine several of Cookie’s funniest designs.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays

• Christmas

• Housewarming gifts

• Retirement gifts

• Difficult-to-buy-for friends

One Cookie Classic raises a smile.

A whole collection keeps the conversation going.

Collect the Cookie Classics

The Cookie Classics Collection celebrates some of Cookie’s funniest and most memorable creations.

Expect:

• Fish

• Sharks

• Octopuses

• Vehicles

• Quirky characters

• British humour

• Visual jokes

There’s usually one that reminds you of somebody.

Octop*ssed?

You’ve probably already got a name in mind.

Perfect for the Impossible-to-Buy-For

They’ve got everything.

They need nothing.

Do they have an Octop*ssed coaster?

Exactly.

Problem solved.

Octop*ssed – Eight Arms. Zero Patience.

Octopus?

Unimpressed.

Mood?

Obvious.

Brew?

Safely parked.

The Octop*ssed Cookie Classics Coaster combines original Cookie artwork, cheeky marine humour and a practical glossy finish in one brilliantly memorable little gift.

For octopus lovers.

For coastal characters.

For office desks.

For anyone who has simply had enough for one day.

WARNING: Owning Octop*ssed may result in excessive octopus puns, raised eyebrows and colleagues quietly checking your coaster before deciding whether to speak to you.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Octop*ssed

• Collection: Cookie Classics

• Theme: Funny Octopus & Marine Humour

• Product: Coaster

• Original artwork by Cookie

• Quirky octopus character

• Durable construction

• Glossy finish

• Approx. size: 9 x 9cm

• Suitable for mugs, cups and glasses

• Great for home, office, man cave or coastal spaces

• Coaster gift sets also available

• Brilliant funny marine-life gift

Perfect For

• Octopus lovers

• Marine-life fans

• Aquarium enthusiasts

• Coastal lovers

• Wildlife fans

• Dads

• Mums

• Partners

• Friends

• Workmates

• Man caves

• Offices

• Home bars

• Birthday gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Retirement gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts

• Cookie Classics collectors