Have A Nippy Christmas and Cracking New Year | Funny Wild Swimming Christmas Card

Cold water.

Nippy bits.

Christmas cheer.

Have A Nippy Christmas and a Cracking New Year!

Made for the brave souls who still think getting into freezing water in December sounds like a good idea, this Kimmer Christmas Card from Baaad Flockers® brings festive humour to wild swimmers, ice swimmers and cold-water fanatics everywhere.

Featuring original Cookie artwork and Kimmer’s unmistakable outdoor-swimming humour, it’s the perfect Christmas card for someone who likes their festive season cold, adventurous and slightly ridiculous.

A Christmas Card for the Wild at Heart

Some people celebrate Christmas beside the fire.

Others celebrate it by removing most of their clothes and walking into freezing water.

We know which group this card is for.

Have A Nippy Christmas and Cracking New Year celebrates the wonderfully determined world of:

• Wild swimming

• Cold-water dipping

• Open-water swimming

• Ice swimming

• Sea swimming

• Winter swimming

A festive card for people who don't let a little thing like December stop them getting in.

Kimmer Cards – For the Wild at Heart

Kimmer Cards are inspired by people who embrace adventure, laugh at the cold and dive headfirst into life.

They celebrate the friendships, humour and slightly questionable decisions that make wild swimming such a brilliant community.

Because sometimes the best Christmas greeting isn't:

“Merry Christmas.”

It's:

“Have A Nippy Christmas!”

Original Artwork by Cookie

The design features original artwork by Cookie, combining his distinctive cartoon style with Kimmer's wild-swimming world.

Full of:

• Character

• Humour

• Outdoor spirit

• British wit

• Cold-water madness

It's a Christmas card designed to make swimmers smile before they've even read your message.

Made for Wild Swimmers

Know someone who checks the water temperature and gets excited when everyone else looks horrified?

Perfect.

This card is ideal for:

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Ice swimmers

• Winter dippers

• Swimming buddies

• Outdoor-swimming groups

Basically, anyone who owns more changing robes than sensible winter coats.

148 x 148mm Square Card

The card measures 148 x 148mm, giving Cookie's artwork plenty of space to make an impact.

Large enough to stand out among the Christmas cards.

Compact enough to pop through the post.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

Printed on premium 300gsm silk card, this Kimmer Christmas Card has a quality feel that complements the original artwork.

Sturdy.

Smooth.

Made to be enjoyed rather than immediately recycled with the supermarket Christmas cards.

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The inside is left completely blank so you can add your own Christmas message.

Write something:

Warm.

Cheeky.

Heartfelt.

Wild.

Or wonderfully inappropriate.

We provide the cold-water humour.

You provide the Christmas wishes.

White Envelope Included

Each card is supplied with a white envelope, ready to send to your favourite swimming friend, family member or freezing Flocker.

A Brilliant Christmas Card for Swimming Friends

Wild swimming has a brilliant way of creating friendships.

The early starts.

The cold feet.

The post-swim drinks.

The shared disbelief that you're all doing it again tomorrow.

This card is perfect for sending a little festive laugh to:

• Your swimming buddy

• Your dipping group

• Your open-water club

• Your cold-water partner in crime

• The person who always says, “Just get in!”

Pair It with a Wild Swimming Gift

Already buying them a Christmas present?

Make the whole gift properly Kimmer.

Pair this card with:

• An Urge to Submerge® T-shirt

• Wild swimming clothing

• A warm hoodie

• A woolly hat

• A mug

• A cold-water swimming gift

Festive card sorted.

Swimmer sorted.

Now somebody put the kettle on.

A Christmas Keepsake with Character

Some cards disappear after Christmas.

Others make you laugh every time you find them again.

With original Cookie artwork and a design created around wild-swimming life, this is the sort of card that might find its way onto:

• A noticeboard

• Fridge

• Swimming hut wall

• Home office

• Memory box

A little reminder of another winter spent doing gloriously cold things.

Have A Nippy Christmas – Festive Cheer for Freezing Flockers

Water cold?

Obviously.

Toes numb?

Probably.

Christmas spirit?

Absolutely.

Have A Nippy Christmas and Cracking New Year is made for swimmers who refuse to wait until summer.

For wild swimmers.

For winter dippers.

For swimming friends.

For people who understand that “nippy” is often a considerable understatement.

WARNING: Sending this card may result in festive swimming invitations, Christmas morning dips and somebody insisting the water is “actually quite nice once you're in.”

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Card Details

• Design: Have A Nippy Christmas and Cracking New Year

• Collection: Kimmer Cards

• Original Cookie artwork

• Designed for wild and cold-water swimmers

• 148 x 148mm square

• Premium 300gsm silk card

• Blank inside

• Includes a white envelope

• Funny festive swimming design

• Ideal Christmas card for swimmers

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Ice swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Outdoor swimmers

• Swimming friends

• Wild swimming groups

• Christmas cards for swimmers

• Funny Christmas cards

• Cold-water swimming gifts

• Kimmer fans