
New balls, please!
The New Ball T-Shirt from Baaad Flockers® serves up a playful take on tennis with plenty of character, humour and unmistakable Flocker attitude.
Featuring Cookie's original hand-drawn artwork and trademark British wit, this funny tennis T-shirt is made for people who love the game — whether you're a regular on the court, a weekend player, a tennis fan in the stands or simply someone who appreciates a good sporting pun.
Light-hearted, sporty and easy to wear, New Ball brings a fresh twist to casual style. Perfect for tennis matches, club days, holidays, weekends away or simply letting everyone know you're ready for the next set.
Tennis is a game of skill, concentration and patience.
Although having a sense of humour definitely helps.
New Ball celebrates the lighter side of tennis — from the first serve to the final point and everything in between.
Whether you're heading to the tennis club, watching a match, enjoying a sporting weekend or looking for a funny gift for the tennis fan in your life, this tee is ready to bounce into action.
This humorous and bold design is a must-have for anyone who enjoys tennis, sport and clothing that makes people smile.
It's a great choice for tennis players, coaches, fans, club members and sporting enthusiasts, as well as anyone who appreciates Cookie's quirky approach to everyday humour.
“As always excellent quality and always a very good fit. Getting quite a collection now. Will I buy more?.......yes I will.”
★★★★★ 5.0 Jan Burnett
Baaad Flockers® creates bold, humorous clothing designed to stand out from the herd. Based in the beautiful Herefordshire countryside, our studio is where every design begins.
All artwork is hand drawn by Cookie, whose quirky, bestselling style brings real character, originality and personality to every piece.
Made in the UK, Baaad Flockers® clothing combines quality craftsmanship, comfort and distinctive British humour to create garments you'll want to wear time and time again.
Perfect for everyday wear, casual outings, weekends, holidays, sporting events or gifting, our collection is made for people who love humour, individuality and clothing with lasting appeal.
Our garments are produced using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabrics for comfort and durability, finished with a classic fit, ribbed collar and taped neck.
Each design features the Flocker logo on the chest and signature Baaad Flockers® artwork, giving every garment its unmistakable identity.
Created using considered and sustainable production methods, our clothing is made with care and attention to detail, helping maintain its shape, colour and print quality wash after wash.
Available in sizes Small to 5XL.
Please note: limited colour availability in sizes 3XL to 5XL.
Colours may vary.
Finding the perfect fit matters to us too. Please check the size chart and garment measurements before ordering to find the fit that's right for you.
Each garment is printed especially for you, so please allow 3–4 days for production before your order is dispatched.
We offer 60-day no-hassle returns, giving you extra peace of mind when ordering from Baaad Flockers®.
Heard never Herded!®
Baaad Flockers® is for people who love sport, enjoy a laugh and have absolutely no intention of following the herd.
Warning: Baaad Flockers® is an addictive brand. Once you join the flock, you may never want to leave.
New ball? Absolutely.
New game? Bring it on.
Love? Maybe.
Following the herd? Never.

