Morning Stiffness Coaster | Funny Wild Swimming & Cold Water Gift

Morning?

Early.

Water?

Cold.

Body?

Give it a minute.

Meet the Morning Stiffness Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster packed with cheeky wild-swimming humour and the kind of double meaning Cookie does so well.

Designed by British cartoonist Cookie with Kimmer’s free-spirited love of cold water in mind, Morning Stiffness makes a brilliant little gift for wild swimmers, cold-water dippers, sea swimmers, early-morning swimmers, swim buddies and anyone who knows the first few movements of the day can require a little encouragement.

Early start.

Cold dip.

Give me a minute.

Morning Stiffness

Morning swimmers are a special breed.

Alarm goes off.

Body objects.

Outside is dark.

Water is cold.

And somehow the answer is still:

“Let’s go swimming.”

Morning Stiffness celebrates those gloriously ungraceful early starts when enthusiasm may be high...

But everything else takes a little longer to get moving.

Cheeky Wild Swimming Humour, Kimmer Style

Stretch?

Maybe.

Coffee?

Definitely.

Cold swim?

Apparently.

Morning Stiffness brings together cheeky British humour and that wonderfully relatable pre-swim moment when the mind is ready long before the rest of you.

Perfect for people who love:

• Wild swimming

• Early morning dips

• Cold-water swimming

• Sea swimming

• Cheeky humour

• Outdoor adventures

• Original Cookie artwork

Great Morning Swimming Gift

Early swimmer in your life?

Found their coaster.

Perfect for:

• Sunrise swimmers

• Early-morning dippers

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

Great Wild Swimming Gift

Wild swimmer?

Sorted.

Morning Stiffness makes a brilliant little gift for anyone who regularly gets up at unreasonable hours to head towards cold water.

Great Cold Water Swimming Gift

Cold-water swimmer?

Perfect.

This coaster celebrates that familiar sequence:

Wake up.

Question everything.

Get changed.

Get in.

Feel brilliant afterwards.

Great Swim Buddy Gift

Every morning swim is easier with someone equally committed.

Morning Stiffness makes a fun gift for:

• Swim buddies

• Dipping partners

• Wild swimming friends

• Sea swimming groups

• Cold-water communities

Especially the friend who says:

“You’ll feel better once we’re in.”

Great Gift for Her

Looking for something cheeky for a wild-swimming woman?

Morning Stiffness makes a brilliant gift for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Swim milestones

• Wild-swimming weekends

• Just because

Great Gift for Mum

Wild-swimming Mum?

Perfect.

Especially if Mum’s morning routine includes:

A robe.

A flask.

A swimsuit.

A few stiff steps.

And a completely unreasonable amount of enthusiasm.

Great Sunrise Swim Gift

Sunrise swim planned?

This coaster fits perfectly.

Ideal for swimmers who love:

• First-light dips

• Quiet beaches

• Early lake swims

• Calm morning water

• Starting the day outdoors

Great Sea Swimming Gift

Sea swimmer?

Sorted.

Morning Stiffness makes a fun coastal gift for anyone who thinks the best way to wake up is to walk into very cold water.

Great Swim Group Gift

Every swim group has one.

The person who arrives half awake...

Then becomes suspiciously cheerful after getting in.

Morning Stiffness makes a fun little gift for the whole early-morning crew.

Great Swim Shed Coaster

Swim shed?

Changing space?

Post-dip brew station?

Morning Stiffness belongs there.

Perfect for:

• Swim sheds

• Changing spaces

• Cold-plunge areas

• Garden rooms

• Outdoor swimming setups

Great Beach Hut Coaster

Early sea swim?

Beach hut open?

Kettle on?

Excellent.

Morning Stiffness makes a fun addition to:

• Beach huts

• Coastal cabins

• Seaside homes

• Post-swim spaces

Great Campervan Coaster

Campervan parked beside the water?

Morning swim calling?

This compact coaster makes a brilliant addition to:

• Campervans

• Motorhomes

• Touring vans

• Wild-swimming road trips

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Cheeky.

Very swimmer-specific.

Morning Stiffness makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers and cold-water dippers.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Pulled the cheeky swimmer in Secret Santa?

Sorted.

Especially if they already know exactly what this title is going to make everyone laugh about.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Morning Stiffness features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, inspired by Kimmer’s adventurous, free-spirited love of wild swimming.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Cheeky double meanings

• Wild-swimming themes

• Relatable swimmer moments

• Designs full of personality

Not just another swimmer coaster.

Proper Kimmer cheek.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning this practical coaster into a quirky piece of wild-swimming homeware.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Morning Stiffness is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Kitchen tables

• Coffee tables

• Swim sheds

• Campervans

• Beach huts

• Desks

Morning Stiffness – Early Start. Cold Dip. Give Me a Minute.

Morning?

Too early.

Water?

Too cold.

Swimmer?

Going in anyway.

The Morning Stiffness Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, cheeky British humour and cold-water swimming antics in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For wild swimmers.

For early dippers.

For swim buddies.

For sea swimmers.

For anyone who needs a minute before pretending they are fully operational.

Warning: May cause knowing laughter, early-morning swim plans and repeated declarations of “I’ll loosen up once I’m in.”

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: Morning Stiffness

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny early-morning wild-swimming theme

• Suitable for home, swim shed, campervan or beach hut

• Brilliant small swimmer gift

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Early-morning swimmers

• Sunrise swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Swim buddies

• Wild swimming groups

• Mums

• Friends

• Campervan owners

• Beach hut owners

• Birthday gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts