Kimmer Cards – Morning Stiffness | Funny Rude Wild Swimming Card

Early start.

Cold water.

Body protesting.

Morning Stiffness.

The Morning Stiffness Greeting Card from the Kimmer Cards collection by Baaad Flockers® is a cheeky, funny card inspired by early-morning wild swims, cold-water adventures and the slightly creaky reality of getting up and getting moving.

With a playful double meaning and plenty of Kimmer humour, Morning Stiffness is perfect for wild swimmers, swimming buddies, cold-water dippers and friends who appreciate a bit of cheeky British humour.

Morning dip?

Eventually.

Once everything starts moving.

Made for Wild Swimmers with a Sense of Humour

Early-morning swimmers are a dedicated bunch.

Alarm goes off.

Body says no.

Swim kit says yes.

And somehow they still end up beside the water.

The Morning Stiffness Card is perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Cold-water swimmers
• Open-water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Early-morning swimmers
• Swimming buddies
• Winter dippers
• Outdoor adventurers
• Cheeky friends
• Anyone who takes a little longer to get moving these days

A Brilliant Funny & Rude Wild Swimming Card

Looking for a card with more personality than the usual polite greeting?

Morning Stiffness combines wild-swimming humour with a cheeky double meaning that is guaranteed to raise a smile.

Perfect as a:

• Funny wild swimming card
• Rude wild swimming card
• Cold-water swimming card
• Funny swimmer birthday card
• Birthday card for wild swimmer
• Early-morning swimming card
• Swimming buddy card
• Funny card for him
• Cheeky friendship card
• Adult humour card
• British humour card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Morning Stiffness Greeting Card is blank inside, giving you complete freedom to add your own message.

Something heartfelt?

You could.

Something cheeky?

Probably more appropriate.

Or simply:

“Give it a minute. You’ll loosen up.”

We’ll leave the interpretation entirely up to you.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Morning Stiffness Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Cheeky humour.

Proper quality.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Morning Stiffness Greeting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping as a reminder of another questionable early start.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don’t need a birthday to send Morning Stiffness.

It works brilliantly for:

• Birthdays
• Swimming buddy banter
• Early-morning swimming groups
• Cold-water dipping friends
• Friendship messages
• Cheer-up cards
• Retirement
• Swimming achievements
• Outdoor adventures
• Just because

Sometimes the only reason you need to send a card is because the title made you think immediately of someone.

Early Morning Swimming – Kimmer Style

Kimmer Cards celebrate the fun, friendship and occasional ridiculousness surrounding wild, open-water and cold-water swimming.

The alarm clocks.

The dark mornings.

The chilly changing.

The first few reluctant steps.

And the strange sense of achievement when you’re standing with a hot drink afterwards wondering why you keep doing it.

Morning Stiffness celebrates that very real part of the adventure.

With an extra bit of cheekiness thrown in.

Getting Going Takes Time

Some mornings you leap out of bed ready for adventure.

Other mornings?

Everything needs a little encouragement.

The Morning Stiffness Greeting Card is made for people who know that getting older, getting moving and getting into cold water can all require a certain amount of determination.

WARNING: Sending Morning Stiffness may result in inappropriate laughter, knowing looks and somebody insisting they only have trouble getting moving before their first coffee.

Heard, Never Herded.