Merry Christmas Muthaflocka | Funny Biker Christmas Card

Santa’s coming.

Engines running.

Behave yourself?

Flock that.

The Merry Christmas Muthaflocka Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, cheeky Christmas card made for bikers, motorbike lovers and anyone who likes their festive greetings with considerably more attitude.

Bringing festive spirit together with the unmistakable Baaad Muthaflocka character, this card is perfect for motorcycle-riding mates, Dads, husbands, brothers, partners or anyone who would rather hear the rumble of an engine than another Christmas carol.

Merry Christmas.

Ride safe.

Stay Baaad.

Christmas for the Baaad Muthaflockas

Not everybody wants robins, snowflakes and tasteful Christmas wishes.

Some people want motorbikes.

Some want attitude.

And some deserve a Christmas card that simply says:

Merry Christmas Muthaflocka.

Made for motorbike riders, motorcycle enthusiasts, biker Dads, biker husbands, brothers, mates, touring riders, classic bike fans and anyone happiest on two wheels.

A Brilliant Funny Christmas Card for Bikers

Finding a Christmas card for someone obsessed with motorbikes isn’t always easy.

This one makes things considerably simpler.

Merry Christmas Muthaflocka works brilliantly as a funny biker Christmas card, motorbike Christmas card, motorcycle lover Christmas card, cheeky Christmas card for him, biker card for Dad, funny Christmas card for husband, motorcycle card for mate or just a brilliantly rude festive greeting for someone who appreciates Flocker humour.

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Merry Christmas Muthaflocka Card is blank inside, giving you complete freedom to finish the festive message your way.

You could be heartfelt.

You could be sentimental.

Or you could simply write:

“Have a flocking brilliant Christmas.”

Much more appropriate.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Merry Christmas Muthaflocka Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp and gives the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Baaad attitude.

Proper quality.

148 x 148mm Square Christmas Card

Each Merry Christmas Muthaflocka Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or proudly placing amongst the more respectable Christmas cards.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own festive message.

Motorbike Christmas Humour – Flocker Style

Christmas doesn’t suddenly make a biker stop being a biker.

There are still bikes to talk about.

Routes to plan.

Gear to buy.

And perfectly reasonable explanations for why another motorcycle would make an excellent Christmas present.

Merry Christmas Muthaflocka brings together motorbike culture, festive humour and classic Baaad Flockers® attitude in one card made for people who refuse to follow the herd.

A Christmas Card with Some Serious Attitude

Traditional?

Not especially.

Memorable?

Absolutely.

The Merry Christmas Muthaflocka Card is for someone who can take a joke, enjoys bold humour and deserves something more entertaining than another polite festive greeting.

Whether they ride all year, disappear on weekend ride-outs or simply spend winter waiting for better biking weather, this is Christmas — Muthaflocka style.

WARNING: Sending Merry Christmas Muthaflocka may result in loud laughter, excessive engine noises and suspicious suggestions that a new motorbike would fit perfectly underneath the Christmas tree.

Heard, Never Herded.