McLost It! Polo Shirt | Funny Golf Polo Shirt for Golfers - Scottish Version

Ball hit.

Ball gone.

Temper following shortly.

Lost It!

The McLost It! Polo Shirt from Baaad Flockers® is made for golfers who know that sometimes the hardest part of the game isn’t hitting the ball...

…it’s finding the flocking thing afterwards.

Featuring Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork, this funny short-sleeved golf-themed polo combines classic styling, comfortable everyday wear and plenty of cheeky British humour.

Perfect for golfers, golf mates, Dads, Grandads and anyone whose handicap isn’t the only thing being tested on the course.

Tee off.

Lose ball.

Repeat.

Made for Golfers with a Sense of Humour

Golf.

A peaceful afternoon in beautiful surroundings.

Until the ball disappears into the rough.

Again.

The McLost It! Polo Shirt is perfect for:

• Golfers
• Golf club members
• Weekend golfers
• Golfing Dads
• Golfing Grandads
• Golf mates
• Society golfers
• Retired golfers
• Casual players
• Anyone who spends more time looking for balls than hitting them

Whether they play off scratch or simply scratch their head wondering where the ball went, this one should raise a smile.

A Brilliant Funny Golf Polo Shirt

A polo shirt and golf already belong together.

We’ve simply added the Flocker humour.

The McLost It! Polo Shirt is ideal for:

• Golf days
• Golf club socials
• Weekend rounds
• Society days
• Driving range visits
• Pub trips after golf
• Holidays
• Casual wear
• Golfing weekends
• Everyday adventures

Smart enough for casual wear.

Funny enough for the nineteenth hole.

The Perfect Gift for a Golfer

Trying to buy for someone who appears to own every possible golf accessory?

They’ve got the clubs.

The balls.

The tees.

The glove.

The mysterious collection of golfing gadgets.

Now give them something they can actually wear.

The Lost It! Polo Shirt makes a brilliant gift for:

• Dad
• Grandad
• Husband
• Partner
• Brother
• Mate
• Golf buddy
• Work colleague
• Retired golfer
• Hard-to-buy-for golf fan

Brilliant for Father’s Day, Birthdays & Retirement

Golf and gifting go remarkably well together.

Lost It! is a great choice for:

• Father’s Day
• Birthdays
• Christmas
• Retirement
• Golf society prizes
• Golfing weekends
• Secret Santa
• Milestone birthdays
• Just because

Especially when you need a present for the golfer who insists they don’t need any more golf stuff.

Technically, this is clothing.

Problem solved.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork.

Cookie brings decades of cartooning experience, detail and unmistakable British humour to each character and design.

Lost It! captures one of those universally recognisable golfing moments.

Great swing.

Confident follow-through.

Absolutely no idea where the ball has gone.

It’s golf.

Flocker style.

Signature Baaad Flockers® Polo Styling

The Lost It! Polo Shirt combines Cookie’s artwork with classic short-sleeved polo styling.

Features include:

• Small Flockers logo on the chest
• Signature Lost It! back print
• Short sleeves
• Classic polo styling
• Comfortable modern fit
• Ribbed self collar
• Taped neck
• 3 self-coloured button placket
• Twin-needle stitching for added durability

Smart from the front.

Golfing chaos from the back.

Premium Fabric & Everyday Comfort

Made using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric, the Lost It! Polo Shirt is designed for comfort and durability.

The modern fit makes it easy to wear throughout the day whether you’re:

• Heading to the golf club
• Playing a casual round
• Meeting friends
• Travelling
• Going to the pub
• Enjoying a weekend away
• Recovering from another disastrous back nine

Designed to maintain its:

• Shape
• Colour
• Print quality
• Comfortable fit

Wash after wash.

Golf Humour – Baaad Flockers® Style

Golf is a remarkable game.

You can hit one perfect shot and immediately forget the fifteen terrible ones that came before it.

Then five minutes later...

you’ve lost another ball.

The Lost It! Polo Shirt celebrates everything golfers love — and occasionally hate — about the game.

The good shots.

The bad shots.

The bunkers.

The rough.

And that familiar sentence:

“I definitely saw where it landed.”

No.

You didn’t.

A Great Retirement Gift for Golfers

Retirement means more free time.

Which obviously means more golf.

The Lost It! Polo Shirt makes a brilliant retirement gift for somebody planning to spend their new-found freedom on fairways, clubhouses and prolonged searches in the rough.

A practical gift.

A funny gift.

And potentially a warning of what lies ahead.

Designed in the British Countryside

Baaad Flockers® is an independent British clothing and gift brand built around original artwork, humour and individuality.

Our designs are developed in our Herefordshire countryside studio, where Cookie creates the characters and illustrations behind the flock.

Our garments are made in the UK, bringing together British creativity, quality clothing and a sense of humour that refuses to take itself too seriously.

Produced with Sustainability in Mind

As Baaad Flockers® grows, reducing unnecessary waste remains important to us.

Our garments are produced using sustainable methods, with printed clothing created according to demand rather than unnecessarily overproduced.

More original designs.

Less unnecessary waste.

More time looking for that golf ball.

XS to 5XL Size Range

The Lost It! Polo Shirt is available from XS through to 5XL.

Please note that colour availability may be more limited in sizes 3XL to 5XL.

Colours may vary.

Printed Especially for You

Each garment is printed especially for your order.

Please allow approximately 3–4 days for production before dispatch.

A little patience.

Something every golfer apparently needs.

Lost It? Join the Club.

Every golfer loses something eventually.

A ball.

Their patience.

Their scorecard.

Possibly the will to continue after the third bunker.

The trick is being able to laugh about it.

The Lost It! Polo Shirt is made for golfers who love the game, enjoy the banter and know that the funniest round is often the one where absolutely nothing goes according to plan.

WARNING: Wearing Lost It! may result in fellow golfers pointing towards the rough, exaggerated stories about handicaps and repeated claims that “the ball must have bounced somewhere.”

Heard, Never Herded.

Product Features

• Design: Lost It!
• Garment: Short-Sleeved Polo Shirt
• Theme: Golf, golfers and British humour
• Original artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Designed in our Herefordshire countryside studio
• Made in the UK
• Premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Classic polo styling
• Short sleeves
• Comfortable modern fit
• Ribbed self collar
• Taped neck
• 3 self-coloured button placket
• Twin-needle stitching for added durability
• Small Flockers chest logo
• Signature Lost It! back print
• Designed for durable print and colour retention
• Produced using sustainable methods
• Printed especially for your order
• Approximate production time: 3–4 days

Size Range

Available in sizes XS to 5XL.

Please note: Limited colour availability may apply in sizes 3XL to 5XL.

Colours may vary.

Size Guide

• XS: 33/34"
• S: 35/37"
• M: 38/40"
• L: 41/43"
• XL: 44/47"
• 2XL: 48/50"
• 3XL: 51/53"
• 4XL: 54/56"
• 5XL: 58/60"