
Forecast?
Sun.
Rain.
Wind.
Possibly all three before lunch.
Wild swimmer?
Still going in.
Meet the May Forecast Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster inspired by spring weather, unpredictable skies and the wild swimmers who refuse to let a questionable forecast get in the way of a good dip.
Designed by British cartoonist Cookie with Kimmer’s free-spirited love of wild water in mind, May Forecast makes a brilliant little gift for wild swimmers, cold-water dippers, sea swimmers, open-water swimmers and anyone who checks the weather mainly to decide which robe to take.
Spring sunshine?
Maybe.
Cold water?
Almost certainly.
Swim?
Definitely.
May is wonderfully unpredictable.
One minute:
Blue skies.
Next:
Rain.
Then wind.
Then sunshine again.
For wild swimmers?
Pretty much business as usual.
May Forecast celebrates the brilliantly changeable nature of spring swimming and the people who keep heading for the water whatever the sky is doing.
Forecast says:
Sunny spells.
Scattered showers.
Fresh breeze.
Wild swimmer translation?
“See you at the water.”
May Forecast is perfect for people who love:
Wild swimming
Spring dips
Cold-water swimming
Open-water adventures
British weather humour
Sea swimming
Original Cookie artwork
Spring swimmer in your life?
Found their coaster.
Perfect for:
Wild swimmers
Cold-water swimmers
Open-water swimmers
Sea swimmers
Lake swimmers
River swimmers
Cold dippers
May can feel warm...
Until you get in.
This coaster makes a fun seasonal gift for swimmers who know spring sunshine does not necessarily mean warm water.
British forecast?
Best viewed as a rough suggestion.
May Forecast combines wild-swimming humour with the wonderfully unpredictable weather that outdoor swimmers know all too well.
Perfect for anyone who has packed:
Sun cream.
A waterproof.
A woolly hat.
And a swimsuit.
For the same outing.
Air temperature improving?
Lovely.
Water temperature?
Taking its time.
May Forecast makes a brilliant gift for swimmers who patiently wait for the water to warm up...
While continuing to get in anyway.
Prefer open skies and natural water?
Sorted.
May Forecast celebrates swimmers who love:
Lakes
Rivers
Seas
Outdoor lidos
Natural swimming spots
Spring adventures
May by the coast?
Fresh air.
Changing skies.
Cold sea.
Perfect.
This coaster makes a fun gift for anyone who loves springtime sea swimming and coastal adventures.
Every swim group contains someone who spends far too much time checking the forecast.
And another who says:
“We’re going anyway.”
May Forecast makes a brilliant little gift for both.
Perfect for:
Swim buddies
Dipping partners
Wild swimming friends
Sea swimming groups
Outdoor swimming communities
Weather discussion is practically part of wild swimming.
Wind speed.
Rain.
Air temperature.
Water temperature.
Cloud cover.
Then everyone gets in anyway.
May Forecast makes a fun little group gift for swimmers who recognise that routine immediately.
Looking for something funny for a wild-swimming woman?
May Forecast makes a brilliant gift for:
Birthdays
Mother’s Day
Spring celebrations
Swim milestones
Wild-swimming weekends
Just because
Wild-swimming Mum?
Perfect.
Especially if Mum checks three weather apps...
Then ignores all of them and goes swimming anyway.
Swim shed?
Post-dip brew station?
May Forecast fits right in.
Perfect for:
Swim sheds
Changing spaces
Cold-plunge areas
Garden rooms
Outdoor swimming setups
Spring beach hut visit?
Excellent.
May Forecast makes a fun addition to:
Beach huts
Coastal cabins
Seaside homes
Post-swim spaces
Campervan trip in May?
Pack for everything.
Sun.
Rain.
Wind.
Cold.
Swimming.
This compact coaster makes a brilliant addition to:
Campervans
Motorhomes
Touring vans
Spring wild-swimming trips
Small.
Funny.
Very swimmer-specific.
May Forecast also makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers who will already be planning next spring’s adventures.
Pulled the wild swimmer in Secret Santa?
Sorted.
Especially the one who has every weather app available and still somehow ends up getting rained on.
May Forecast features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, inspired by Kimmer’s adventurous and free-spirited love of wild swimming.
Cookie’s artwork is known for:
Original hand-drawn illustration
British humour
Wild-swimming themes
Weather-related comedy
Outdoor adventure
Designs full of personality
Not just another swimmer coaster.
Proper Kimmer spring-weather humour.
The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning this practical coaster into a quirky piece of wild-swimming homeware.
At approximately 9 x 9cm, May Forecast is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.
Perfect for:
Kitchen tables
Coffee tables
Swim sheds
Campervans
Beach huts
Desks
Sun?
Maybe.
Rain?
Probably.
Swim?
Absolutely.
The May Forecast Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, British weather humour and wild-swimming spirit in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.
For wild swimmers.
For spring dippers.
For swim buddies.
For sea swimmers.
For anyone who knows the weather may be unpredictable...
But the swim is still on.
Warning: May cause excessive weather-app checking, overpacking for every possible condition and confident declarations of “it’ll probably clear up.”
Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.
Design: May Forecast
Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer
Artist: Cookie
Product: Coaster
Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm
Glossy finish
Durable material
Designed to help protect surfaces
Original Cookie artwork
Spring, weather and wild-swimming theme
Suitable for home, swim shed, campervan or beach hut
Brilliant small swimmer gift
Wild swimmers
Spring swimmers
Cold-water swimmers
Open-water swimmers
Sea swimmers
Lake swimmers
Cold dippers
Swim buddies
Wild swimming groups
British weather fans
Mums
Friends
Campervan owners
Beach hut owners
Birthday gifts
Mother’s Day gifts
Christmas gifts
Stocking fillers
Secret Santa gifts

