May Forecast Card | Funny Wild Swimming & British Weather Card

Sunshine?

Possibly.

Rain?

Probably.

Cold water?

Definitely.

Meet the May Forecast Card from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 148 x 148mm square greetings card celebrating wild swimming, unpredictable British spring weather and those determined swimmers who are getting in whatever the forecast says.

Featuring original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, May Forecast makes a brilliant card for wild swimmers, open-water swimmers, cold-water enthusiasts, swim buddies and anyone who knows that checking the weather is sometimes more entertainment than useful information.

Spring weather.

Wild water.

Still swimming.

May Forecast

Welcome to May.

Where the forecast may include:

Sunshine.

Rain.

Wind.

Cloud.

More sunshine.

Possibly all before lunchtime.

For wild swimmers?

Sounds perfectly normal.

May Forecast celebrates that wonderfully unpredictable British spring weather and the swimmers who simply adapt and carry on.

Whatever the Weather, We Swim

Wild swimmers are remarkably optimistic people.

Grey skies?

Fine.

Drizzle?

Fine.

Bit chilly?

Expected.

Sun suddenly appears?

Bonus.

May Forecast is made for people who understand that sometimes the weather is simply part of the adventure.

Great Wild Swimming Birthday Card

Got a wild swimmer celebrating a birthday?

Perfect.

May Forecast makes a brilliant birthday card for:

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Swim buddies

Great Spring Swimming Card

Longer days.

Lighter evenings.

Water still suspiciously cold.

Spring swimming has arrived.

May Forecast makes a fun card for anyone counting down the days until longer outdoor swims and warmer post-dip sunshine.

Great British Weather Card

British weather has personality.

Mostly several personalities at once.

May Forecast celebrates the classic experience of looking outside, checking the forecast and discovering neither appears remotely connected.

Perfect for anyone who enjoys a bit of weather-related humour.

Great Card for a Swim Buddy

Wild swimming friendships are built on:

Early starts.

Cold toes.

Shared flasks.

Questionable weather decisions.

And someone inevitably saying:

“It’s supposed to brighten up.”

May Forecast makes a brilliant card for the swim buddy who keeps turning up regardless.

Great Open Water Swimming Card

Pool swimmers check the timetable.

Wild swimmers?

Check:

Wind.

Rain.

Water temperature.

Tides.

Cloud.

Then probably go anyway if conditions are suitable.

May Forecast celebrates the outdoor side of swimming life.

Great Cold Water Swimmer Gift

Looking for a small gift for someone who loves cold water?

Pair May Forecast with:

• A Kimmer swim badge

• A flask

• A towel

• A swim robe

• A wild swimming gift

• Their favourite post-swim treat

Great Card for Her

Wild-swimming woman in your life?

Sorted.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays

• Friendship

• Celebrations

• Congratulations

• Just because

Great Card for Him

Know someone who considers a chilly spring morning ideal swimming weather?

This may be his card.

Especially if he regularly says:

“It’s not that cold once you’re in.”

Great Friendship Card

No birthday required.

Sometimes a friend simply deserves a card because:

They dragged you out swimming.

You dragged them out swimming.

You both survived another freezing dip.

Or the forecast for Saturday looks absolutely ridiculous and you are going anyway.

Great “Just Because” Card

Cards do not always need an occasion.

May Forecast works brilliantly as a fun little surprise for a fellow swimmer.

Write inside:

“Fancy a dip?”

And the weekend is sorted.

Original Artwork by Cookie

May Forecast features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose Kimmer Wild Swimmer designs combine outdoor adventure, observational humour and the wonderfully eccentric world of cold-water swimming.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Wild swimming themes

• Outdoor adventure

• Relatable characters

• Designs packed with personality

Not just another swimming card.

A little piece of wild-swimming life.

Blank Inside

The card is blank inside, giving you plenty of room to make the message completely your own.

Write something:

Funny.

Heartfelt.

Encouraging.

Cheeky.

Or simply:

“Forecast says swim.”

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

Printed on 300gsm silk card, May Forecast has a smooth, substantial feel that showcases Cookie’s original artwork beautifully.

148 x 148mm Square Size

At approximately 148 x 148mm square, there is plenty of room inside for your own personal message.

Each card includes a white envelope, ready for posting or gifting.

May Forecast – Four Seasons. One Swim.

Forecast?

Confused.

Swimmer?

Unbothered.

Water?

Waiting.

The May Forecast Card from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, British weather humour and wild-swimming spirit in one quirky square card.

For wild swimmers.

For cold dippers.

For swim buddies.

For outdoor adventurers.

For anyone who knows that May weather can never quite make up its mind.

Warning: May cause excessive forecast checking, spontaneous swim planning and repeated claims that “it’ll probably clear up.”

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: May Forecast

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Greetings Card

• Size: Approx. 148 x 148mm square

• Card: 300gsm silk

• Blank inside

• Includes white envelope

• Original Cookie artwork

• Wild swimming and British weather theme

• Suitable for birthdays, friendship, celebrations or just because

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Outdoor adventurers

• Spring swimmers

• Birthday cards

• Friendship cards

• Just-because cards