Lost Ball Metal Sign | Funny Wild Swimming, Dog & Cold Water Gift

Ball?

Lost.

Water?

Cold.

Swimmer?

Going in anyway.

Meet the Lost Ball Metal Sign from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a cheeky 8” x 8” metal sign celebrating wild swimming, outdoor adventures and that wonderfully helpful request:

“While you’re in there, will you get the ball?”

Featuring original Cookie artwork and plenty of Kimmer humour, Lost Ball makes a brilliant gift for wild swimmers, cold-water swimmers, sea swimmers, swim buddies, dog walkers and anyone who understands the slightly questionable logic of asking the swimmer to retrieve whatever has landed in the water.

You’re wet anyway.

Might as well be useful.

Lost Ball – Wild Swimming with Added Responsibility

Swim kit?

Packed.

Towel?

Ready.

Water?

Cold.

Then somebody appears with a lost ball.

And suddenly your relaxing dip has become a retrieval mission.

Lost Ball celebrates that brilliant bit of wild-swimming humour with a design that swimmers, dog owners and outdoor adventurers will instantly understand.

Perfect for people who love:

• Wild swimming

• Cold-water swimming

• Sea swimming

• Open-water adventures

• Dogs

• Outdoor humour

• Original Cookie artwork

“While You’re In There, Will You Get the Ball?”

Technically...

You are going into the water.

The ball is in the water.

So whoever asked probably thinks this is a perfectly reasonable arrangement.

The swimmer may disagree.

Lost Ball turns that cheeky request into a funny piece of wall art for anyone who has ever become the designated retriever simply because they happen to own a swimsuit.

Great Wild Swimming Humour

Wild swimmers tend to attract strange assumptions.

“You won’t mind the cold.”

“You’re used to being wet.”

“You can just swim over there.”

And now:

“Can you fetch the ball?”

Lost Ball captures that wonderfully familiar Kimmer-style humour perfectly.

Inspired by Kimmer Wild Swimmer

Kimmer Wild Swimmer celebrates people who dive headfirst into life.

Sometimes into:

• Lakes

• Rivers

• Sea

• Cold plunges

• Open water

And occasionally towards something somebody else has dropped.

The collection is inspired by wild water, outdoor freedom, swim friendships and the funny little moments that happen along the way.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Lost Ball features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, created with Kimmer’s adventurous personality and playful sense of humour in mind.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Strong characters

• Wild-swimming themes

• Outdoor inspiration

• Quirky observations

• Designs that make people smile

Not ordinary swimming décor.

Proper original character artwork.

Brilliant Wild Swimming Gift

Wild swimmer in your life?

Found their sign.

Lost Ball makes a brilliant gift for:

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Swim buddies

Great Dog Walker Gift

Dog launches ball into water.

Dog looks at owner.

Owner looks at swimmer.

Swimmer immediately realises where this conversation is going.

Lost Ball makes a brilliant gift for:

• Dog walkers

• Dog owners

• Beach-loving dog families

• Wild swimmers with dogs

• Outdoor adventurers

Great Dog & Wild Swimming Gift

Know somebody whose perfect day involves both:

A dog.

And a swim.

Even better.

Lost Ball brings the two worlds together with a brilliantly cheeky bit of humour.

Great Swim Buddy Gift

Every swim group has someone who gets volunteered for things.

Lost Ball makes a brilliant gift for that person.

Perfect for:

• Swim buddies

• Dipping partners

• Sea-swimming friends

• Outdoor swimming groups

Great Sea Swimming Gift

Sea swimmer?

Perfect.

Lost Ball makes a fun decorative gift for someone whose beach trips usually involve:

• Swim robes

• Towels

• Sea water

• Dogs

• Sand

• Somebody losing something

Great Beach Hut Sign

Beach hut owner?

Dog nearby?

Wild swimmer in the family?

This sign may be suspiciously accurate.

Lost Ball makes a brilliant addition to:

• Beach huts

• Coastal retreats

• Seaside changing spaces

• Swim kit areas

Great Campervan Sign

Wild swimming road trip?

Perfect.

The compact 8” x 8” size makes Lost Ball a fun piece of décor for:

• Campervans

• Motorhomes

• Adventure vans

Especially those carrying:

Wet towels.

Dog leads.

Swim kit.

Balls.

Several items nobody remembers packing.

Great Swim Shed Sign

Have a shed, changing room or garden space dedicated to swimming kit?

Lost Ball adds some proper Kimmer humour.

Perfect alongside:

• Swim robes

• Towels

• Dry bags

• Swimming shoes

• Dog-walking kit

Great Gift for Mum

Wild-swimming Mum?

Sorted.

Especially if Mum is already the person everyone asks to sort things out.

Lost Ball makes a fun gift for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Just-because surprises

Great Gift for Dad

Wild-swimming or dog-walking Dad?

Perfect.

Lost Ball makes a funny gift for:

• Birthdays

• Father’s Day

• Christmas

• Outdoor-loving Dads

Great Gift for Friends

Know someone who would read:

“While you’re in there, will you get the ball?”

And immediately say:

“That actually happens.”

Found their sign.

Brilliant Birthday Gift

Funny.

Original.

Easy to display.

Lost Ball makes a brilliant birthday present for wild swimmers, dog owners and outdoor enthusiasts.

Great Christmas Gift

Buying for the wild swimmer who already owns:

Swim shoes.

Changing robes.

Towels.

Flasks.

Dry bags.

Try wall art.

Lost Ball makes a brilliant Christmas gift for wild swimmers.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Office wild swimmer?

Dog owner?

Both?

Excellent.

Lost Ball makes a fun Secret Santa gift with a brilliantly relatable joke.

High-Quality Metal Sign

Lost Ball is produced as a high-quality metal sign, giving Cookie’s artwork a bold decorative finish.

Durable, eye-catching and full of personality, it is ideal for anyone wanting something more characterful than ordinary wall décor.

Rust-Resistant, UV-Resistant & Fade-Resistant

Designed for lasting display, the sign is:

• Rust-resistant

• UV-resistant

• Fade-resistant

• Durable

Suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces.

Easy Hanging with Pre-Drilled Holes

The sign features pre-drilled holes for quick and simple mounting.

No complicated instructions.

No searching for anything in deep water.

Just hang and enjoy.

Perfect 8” x 8” Statement Size

At 8” x 8”, Lost Ball is compact enough to fit easily into smaller spaces while still making a proper statement.

Perfect for:

• Beach huts

• Campervans

• Swim sheds

• Garden rooms

• Garages

• Utility rooms

• Changing areas

• Home bars

Lost Ball – Since You’re Going In Anyway...

Ball?

Floating.

Swimmer?

Already getting changed.

Dog?

Pretending none of this is their fault.

The Lost Ball Metal Sign from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, wild-swimming humour and dog-walking mischief in one durable 8” x 8” metal sign.

For wild swimmers.

For dog owners.

For sea swimmers.

For swim buddies.

For anyone who has ever heard:

“While you’re in there, will you get the ball?”

WARNING: May result in unpaid retrieval duties, suspiciously grateful dog owners and repeated reminders that being a wild swimmer does not automatically make you the official fetcher.

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: Lost Ball

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Theme: Wild Swimming, Dogs & Outdoor Humour

• Product: Metal Sign

• Size: 8” x 8”

• High-quality metal

• Rust-resistant

• UV-resistant

• Fade-resistant

• Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging

• Suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Brilliant funny wild-swimming gift

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Dog walkers

• Dog owners

• Wild swimming groups

• Mums

• Dads

• Friends

• Beach hut owners

• Campervan owners

• Swim sheds

• Birthday gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Father’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Secret Santa gifts