
Swimmers?
Ready.
Water?
Waiting.
Cake?
Suddenly very important.
Meet the Last One In Buys Cakes Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster celebrating beach days, wild swimming, swim-group banter and one of the finest post-dip traditions of all:
Cake.
Designed by British cartoonist Cookie with Kimmer’s free-spirited love of wild water in mind, Last One In Buys Cakes makes a brilliant little gift for wild swimmers, sea swimmers, cold-water dippers, swim buddies, cake lovers and anyone who knows the social afterwards can be every bit as important as the swim.
Dip.
Laugh.
Cake.
Repeat.
Every swim group needs motivation.
Some use encouragement.
Some use personal goals.
Others?
Cake.
Last One In Buys Cakes captures the playful banter, friendships and post-swim treats that make wild swimming about far more than simply getting into the water.
No actual rushing required.
Just get in safely...
And decide who's buying the cake afterwards.
Swim planned?
Yes.
Water temperature checked?
Probably.
Cake stop arranged?
Absolutely.
For many wild swimmers, a perfect morning looks something like:
Meet friends
Head to the water
Have a dip
Get warm
Find coffee
Eat cake
Plan the next swim
Seems reasonable.
Wild swimmer in your life?
Found their coaster.
Perfect for:
Wild swimmers
Cold-water swimmers
Sea swimmers
Open-water swimmers
Lake swimmers
Cold dippers
Outdoor swimming enthusiasts
Got a regular swimming partner?
Perfect.
Last One In Buys Cakes makes a brilliant gift for the person who:
Turns up for the swim
Talks you into getting in
Makes you laugh when it is cold
Knows where the best café is afterwards
That is a very useful friend.
Every swim group has its own traditions.
A favourite spot.
A particular meeting time.
A regular café.
And usually some sort of cake-based arrangement.
Last One In Buys Cakes makes a fun gift for:
Wild swimming groups
Sea swimming clubs
Cold-water communities
Dipping friends
Outdoor swim groups
Beach day?
Perfect.
Sea swim?
Even better.
Cake afterwards?
Now we are talking.
This coaster is ideal for anyone who loves:
Beach swims
Coastal dips
Seaside adventures
Post-swim cafés
Sandy feet
Sea air
Wild swimmer and cake lover?
Excellent combination.
Last One In Buys Cakes celebrates the very sensible idea that outdoor adventure deserves a reward.
Perfect for anyone who believes a swim followed by cake is considerably better than a swim without cake.
The swim may be the main event...
But the post-swim ritual matters.
Robe on.
Flask open.
Coffee poured.
Cake located.
Last One In Buys Cakes makes a fun gift for anyone who takes post-swim refreshments very seriously.
Looking for something funny for a wild-swimming woman?
This coaster makes a brilliant gift for:
Birthdays
Mother’s Day
Christmas
Swim milestones
Girls’ swimming weekends
Just because
Wild-swimming Mum?
Perfect.
Especially if Mum's swimming kit includes:
A robe.
A flask.
A towel.
A swim bag.
And detailed knowledge of every decent café near the coast.
Beach hut?
This one belongs there.
Perfect for:
Beach huts
Coastal cabins
Seaside homes
Post-swim brew spots
Holiday cottages
Campervan parked by the beach?
Swim done?
Kettle on?
Cake available?
Excellent.
This compact coaster makes a fun addition to:
Campervans
Motorhomes
Touring vans
Wild-swimming road trips
Swim shed looking too sensible?
Add some Kimmer humour.
Perfect for:
Swim sheds
Changing spaces
Cold-plunge areas
Garden rooms
Post-swim social spaces
Wild-swimming birthday?
Sorted.
Last One In Buys Cakes makes a brilliant little birthday extra for a swim buddy or outdoor-loving friend.
Bonus points if accompanied by actual cake.
Small.
Funny.
Swimmer-specific.
Cake-related.
Last One In Buys Cakes makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers and swim buddies.
Pulled the wild swimmer in Secret Santa?
Easy.
Especially if the entire group already knows exactly who usually ends up bringing the cake.
Last One In Buys Cakes features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, inspired by Kimmer’s adventurous, free-spirited love of wild swimming and the friendships built around it.
Cookie’s artwork is known for:
Original hand-drawn illustration
British humour
Wild-swimming themes
Relatable swimmer moments
Outdoor adventure
Designs full of personality
Not just another swimming coaster.
A celebration of wild water, good friends and excellent post-swim priorities.
The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning this practical coaster into a quirky piece of wild-swimming homeware.
At approximately 9 x 9cm, Last One In Buys Cakes is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.
Perfect for:
Kitchen tables
Coffee tables
Beach huts
Campervans
Swim sheds
Post-swim brew spots
Water?
Ready.
Swimmers?
In.
Cake?
Someone's buying.
The Last One In Buys Cakes Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, beach humour and the wonderfully social side of wild swimming in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.
For wild swimmers.
For swim buddies.
For cake lovers.
For sea swimmers.
For anyone who knows the best swims usually end with something delicious.
Warning: May cause spontaneous beach swims, competitive cake negotiations and extremely serious discussions about which café to visit afterwards.
Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.
Design: Last One In Buys Cakes
Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer
Artist: Cookie
Product: Coaster
Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm
Glossy finish
Durable material
Designed to help protect surfaces
Original Cookie artwork
Funny beach, wild-swimming and cake theme
Suitable for home, swim shed, beach hut or campervan
Brilliant small swim buddy gift
Wild swimmers
Sea swimmers
Cold-water swimmers
Open-water swimmers
Cold dippers
Swim buddies
Wild swimming groups
Cake lovers
Beach lovers
Outdoor adventurers
Mums
Friends
Campervan owners
Beach hut owners
Birthday gifts
Mother’s Day gifts
Christmas gifts
Stocking fillers
Secret Santa gifts

