Kimmer Cards – Last One In Buys Cakes | Funny Wild Swimming Card

Ready?

Set?

Get in.

Because the last one in buys cakes.

The Kimmer Cards – Last One In Buys Cakes from Baaad Flockers® is a funny wild swimming greeting card inspired by one of the best parts of open water swimming — the laughs, the friendships and the all-important treats afterwards.

Created for wild swimmers, open water swimmers, sea swimmers, cold-water dippers and swimming buddies, this quirky Kimmer card perfectly captures the competitive chaos of getting into cold water with friends.

Nobody wants to be last.

Not when cake is involved.

For Wild Swimmers Who Know Cake Is Part of the Sport

Wild swimming is about far more than getting into the water.

It's meeting your mates.

It's persuading somebody else to go in first.

It's laughing while everyone insists the water is “actually fine”.

And afterwards?

Cake.

Obviously.

The Last One In Buys Cakes Card celebrates those brilliant little traditions that make group swimming so much fun.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Open water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Cold water swimmers
• Lake swimmers
• Swimming groups
• Swimming buddies
• Cake lovers
• Outdoor adventurers
• Friends who never need much encouragement for a swim and cake

A Brilliant Card for Your Swimming Buddy

Looking for a card that instantly reminds someone of your shared swimming adventures?

The Kimmer Last One In Buys Cakes Card is made for friends who understand that a cold-water dip is always better when there's something sweet waiting afterwards.

Perfect as a:

• Wild swimming birthday card
• Open water swimming card
• Sea swimming card
• Cold water swimming card
• Funny swimmer card
• Swimming buddy card
• Cake lover card
• Card for wild swimming friend
• Card for wild swimming Mum
• Swimming group card
• Friendship card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Last One In Buys Cakes Card is blank inside, leaving you plenty of room for your own message.

Something heartfelt?

Something funny?

Or perhaps simply:

“You're buying the cakes.”

No further explanation required.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Last One In Buys Cakes Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Perfect for delivering your message.

And considerably less messy than posting actual cake.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of space to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

The Kimmer Last One In Buys Cakes Card works brilliantly for:

• Birthdays
• Friendship messages
• Swimming achievements
• Group swim celebrations
• Open water challenges
• Swimming holidays
• Thank-you messages
• Cheer-up cards
• Post-swim laughs
• Just-because messages

Sometimes you don't need a big occasion.

Sometimes you just need to remind somebody that they still owe everyone cake.

Made for the Wild Swimming Community

Wild swimming has a wonderful way of creating friendships.

You meet beside the water.

You brave the cold together.

You share the laughter.

And eventually somebody suggests finding somewhere for tea and cake.

The Last One In Buys Cakes Card celebrates that sense of community and all those little traditions that turn a simple swim into something memorable.

Swim First. Cake Afterwards.

The Kimmer Last One In Buys Cakes Card combines wild-swimming humour, friendship and a shared appreciation of cake.

Which, frankly, sounds like an excellent combination.

Perfect for the swimmer who is always keen to get into the water.

Especially when being slow means picking up the bill afterwards.

WARNING: Sending Last One In Buys Cakes may result in competitive water entries, disputed finishing positions and lengthy negotiations over who is responsible for the Victoria sponge.

Heard, Never Herded.