A Very Large Gin With Plenty Of Ice T-Shirt | Kimmer Wild Swimming Tee

Large gin?

Absolutely.

Plenty of ice?

You have no idea.

The A Very Large Gin With Plenty Of Ice T-Shirt from the Kimmer Wild Swimmer Collection by Baaad Flockers® brings together two rather different interpretations of the phrase “plenty of ice.”

For most people...

It means a cold drink.

For an ice swimmer...

It means getting in it.

Featuring Kimmer the Wild Swimmer in Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork, this brilliantly playful t-shirt celebrates cold-water swimming, ice dips, outdoor adventure and the slightly questionable logic of people who voluntarily climb into freezing water...

and then describe it as wonderful.

Cold water.

Warm clothes.

Large gin.

Cheers.

Made for Cold Water Swimmers

Most people see freezing water and think:

“Absolutely not.”

Cold-water swimmers see it and start taking their clothes off.

The A Very Large Gin With Plenty Of Ice T-Shirt is made for:

• Wild swimmers
• Cold-water swimmers
• Ice swimmers
• Open-water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Lake swimmers
• Winter swimmers
• Cold-dip enthusiasts
• Outdoor swimming groups
• People who believe there is apparently no such thing as too much ice

If that sounds perfectly normal...

You’ve found your people.

A Very Large Gin With Plenty Of Ice

The joke works on several levels.

A favourite drink.

A rather extreme ice bath.

And the strange world of cold-water swimming where the phrase:

“There’s ice on it.”

doesn’t necessarily mean:

“We shouldn’t get in.”

It might actually mean:

“Excellent.”

Classic Kimmer.

Classic Cookie.

Classic Flocker logic.

Featuring Kimmer the Wild Swimmer

Kimmer celebrates the adventurous spirit behind the wild-swimming community.

The swimmers who:

See water.

Want to get in.

Check the temperature.

Get in anyway.

Get out.

Warm up.

And immediately begin discussing when they can do it again.

The A Very Large Gin With Plenty Of Ice design takes that wonderfully addictive outdoor-swimming mindset and gives it a cheeky Flocker twist.

Part of the Kimmer Wild Swimmer Collection

The Kimmer Collection is inspired by open-water adventures and the people who embrace them.

It celebrates:

• Wild swimming
• Cold-water dips
• Outdoor adventure
• Friendship
• Nature
• Freedom
• Laughter
• Post-swim rituals
• The slightly ridiculous things swimmers convince one another are completely normal

Because once you become part of a wild-swimming community...

Cold starts to mean something very different.

For People Who Actually Enjoy the Cold

Winter arrives.

Normal people put another jumper on.

Wild swimmers start discussing water temperature.

The Large Gin & Ice T-Shirt is particularly suited to people who enjoy:

• Winter swimming
• Ice dips
• Cold-water challenges
• Year-round swimming
• Early-morning swims
• Outdoor swimming events
• Cold coastal adventures

People who hear the words:

“It’s absolutely freezing.”

and somehow interpret them as encouragement.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork.

Cookie has spent decades creating bestselling t-shirt designs packed with humour, character and detail.

For the Kimmer Collection, he takes the experiences, rituals and wonderfully eccentric side of outdoor swimming and turns them into original illustrations.

No generic swimming graphics.

No stock artwork.

Original Cookie ideas.

Drawn by hand.

Signature Baaad Flockers® Styling

The A Very Large Gin With Plenty Of Ice T-Shirt combines Cookie’s artwork with classic Baaad Flockers® styling.

Signature details include:

• Small Flockers® chest logo
• Bold Kimmer signature back print
• Classic t-shirt styling
• Comfortable modern fit
• Ribbed collar
• Taped neck
• Twin-needle stitching for added durability

Understated from the front.

Cold-water madness on the back.

Bold Signature Back Print

The main A Very Large Gin With Plenty Of Ice artwork is featured as a bold signature back print, giving Cookie’s illustration plenty of room to make an impact.

The smaller Flockers® logo keeps the front simple and easy to wear.

Front:

Flocker.

Back:

Gin.

Ice.

Kimmer.

Enough said.

Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt

Made using premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric, this t-shirt is designed for comfort, durability and regular wear.

Its classic fit is ideal for:

• Before a swim
• After a swim
• Post-swim cafés
• Lakeside gatherings
• Beach trips
• Swim-club meet-ups
• Outdoor events
• Holidays
• Pub trips
• Everyday casual wear

Particularly once you’ve put some clothes back on.

Perfect for Post-Swim Warm-Ups

The cold-water swimming process is very important.

Get in.

Swim.

Question your life choices.

Get out.

Get warm.

Find coffee.

Find cake.

Possibly discuss gin.

The Large Gin & Ice T-Shirt is made for the much more comfortable part after the swim.

Gin Lover Meets Wild Swimmer

Know someone who loves both wild swimming and a good gin?

That is suspiciously specific.

Which makes this design particularly useful.

The A Very Large Gin With Plenty Of Ice T-Shirt combines:

• Wild-swimming humour
• Cold-water culture
• Gin-themed wordplay
• Original Cookie artwork
• Kimmer personality

A rather niche combination.

But for the right person...

Perfect.

A Brilliant Gift for Wild Swimmers

Trying to buy for someone who already owns:

Three changing robes.

Six woolly hats.

A tow float.

Several swimming costumes.

And a worrying knowledge of local water temperatures?

Try this.

The A Very Large Gin With Plenty Of Ice T-Shirt makes a brilliant gift for:

• Wild swimmers
• Cold-water swimmers
• Open-water swimmers
• Ice swimmers
• Swim buddies
• Swimming club members
• Gin-loving swimmers
• Outdoor adventurers
• Kimmer fans

Perfect for:

• Birthdays
• Christmas
• Mother’s Day
• Father’s Day
• Swimming milestones
• Cold-water challenges
• Wild-swimming weekends
• Just because

Much easier to wrap than an ice bath.

Great for Wild Swimming Groups

Wild swimming has created brilliant communities built around water, friendship and shared experiences.

The early starts.

The group messages.

The changing robes.

The flasks.

The cake.

And the inevitable conversation about exactly how cold the water actually was.

This is a t-shirt fellow swimmers will understand immediately.

Designed in Our Herefordshire Studio

The A Very Large Gin With Plenty Of Ice design is developed in our Herefordshire countryside studio, where Cookie creates the original illustrations and characters behind Baaad Flockers®.

Every design begins as an idea before Cookie develops it into the finished artwork.

Original ideas.

Original drawings.

Proper Flocker personality.

Made in the UK

Our Baaad Flockers® clothing is made in the UK, bringing together original British artwork and quality everyday garments.

Made for people who appreciate:

• Original illustration
• Outdoor adventure
• British humour
• Individuality
• Clothing with character

Digitally Printed

Our garments are produced using modern digital printing methods, helping Cookie’s artwork retain its detail, colour and personality.

Digital printing also enables us to produce according to demand rather than creating unnecessary amounts of stock.

More Cookie designs.

Less unnecessary waste.

Proper Flocker thinking.

Produced with Sustainability in Mind

As Baaad Flockers® grows, reducing unnecessary waste remains important to us.

Producing garments according to demand helps us:

• Reduce unnecessary stock
• Reduce overproduction
• Offer more original Cookie designs
• Produce garments specifically for customers

Better considered production.

Still plenty of ice.

Sizes XS to 5XL

The A Very Large Gin With Plenty Of Ice T-Shirt is available from XS through to 5XL.

Please note that colour availability may be more limited in sizes 3XL to 5XL.

Colours may vary.

Size Guide

• XS: 33/34"
• S: 35/37"
• M: 38/40"
• L: 41/43"
• XL: 44/47"
• 2XL: 48/50"
• 3XL: 51/53"
• 4XL: 54/56"
• 5XL: 58/60"

Please check the size guide before ordering.

Printed Especially for You

Every Baaad Flockers® garment is printed especially for your order.

By printing according to demand, we can offer more of Cookie’s original designs while helping reduce unnecessary stock, overproduction and waste.

Please allow approximately 3–4 working days for production before dispatch.

A little extra time.

A lot more character.

60-Day Easy Returns

We want you to love your Baaad Flockers® purchase.

That’s why we offer 60-day easy returns, giving you extra confidence when shopping online.

Whether you’re buying A Very Large Gin With Plenty Of Ice for yourself or choosing it as a gift for a fellow cold-water swimmer, you have plenty of time should you need to return it.

Great designs. Quality clothing. Easy returns.

A Very Large Gin With Plenty Of Ice – Cheers!

Water freezing?

Perfect.

Ice floating?

Even better.

Swim finished?

Now we’re talking.

The A Very Large Gin With Plenty Of Ice T-Shirt celebrates the wonderfully contradictory world of people who voluntarily get extremely cold...

and absolutely love it.

For wild swimmers.

For ice swimmers.

For open-water adventurers.

For gin lovers.

For Kimmer people.

Embrace the cold. Celebrate the warmth. Cheers to both.

WARNING: Wearing A Very Large Gin With Plenty Of Ice may result in spontaneous cold-water plans, endless conversations about water temperature and fellow swimmers immediately understanding the joke.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Features

• Design: A Very Large Gin With Plenty Of Ice
• Collection: Kimmer the Wild Swimmer
• Garment: Adult T-Shirt
• Wild swimming, ice swimming and gin-humour theme
• Original artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Small Flockers® chest logo
• Bold Kimmer signature back print
• Designed in our Herefordshire countryside studio
• Made in the UK
• Premium heavyweight cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Classic comfortable fit
• Ribbed collar
• Taped neck
• Twin-needle stitching for added durability
• High-quality digital printing
• Designed for durable shape, colour and print quality
• Produced using more sustainable methods
• Printed especially for your order
• Approximate production time: 3–4 working days
• 60-day easy returns
• Sizes XS to 5XL
• Limited colour availability in sizes 3XL–5XL

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers
• Cold-water swimmers
• Ice swimmers
• Open-water swimmers
• Winter swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Lake swimmers
• Cold-dip enthusiasts
• Wild-swimming groups
• Swim buddies
• Gin lovers
• Outdoor adventurers
• Birthday gifts
• Christmas gifts
• Mother’s Day gifts
• Father’s Day gifts