
Two sharks.
Double trouble.
Absolutely no swimming away quietly.
Meet the Kray Fins Twins Cookie Classics Coaster from Baaad Flockers® — a cheeky glossy coaster featuring Cookie’s gangster-inspired shark twins and unmistakable British humour.
Perfect for shark lovers, fish fans, man caves, home bars, games rooms and anyone who enjoys quirky parody-style artwork, Kray Fins brings plenty of attitude to the table.
Two fins.
Two faces.
One very suspicious pair.
One shark is enough.
Two?
Now you’ve got a situation.
The Kray Fins Twins take Cookie’s love of wordplay, visual humour and larger-than-life characters and turn it into one brilliantly memorable design.
Expect:
Shark humour
Twin trouble
Gangster-inspired character
British wordplay
Classic Cookie silliness
A little menacing.
A lot funny.
Completely unforgettable.
Kray Fins Twins features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose hand-drawn characters and visual jokes have been making people smile for decades.
Cookie’s work is known for:
Original illustrations
British humour
Characterful faces
Clever wordplay
Quirky parody-style concepts
Designs that start conversations
Kray Fins Twins fits right into the Cookie Classics Collection.
Know someone who loves sharks?
Even better if they’ve got a slightly mischievous sense of humour.
This coaster makes a brilliant gift for:
Shark lovers
Marine-life fans
Fish enthusiasts
Coastal characters
Quirky-art collectors
Fans of funny animal designs
Not exactly serious marine artwork.
Thankfully.
Sharp suits?
Sharp fins?
Questionable intentions?
Kray Fins Twins brings a playful gangster-inspired twist to shark artwork without taking itself too seriously.
Perfect for people who enjoy:
Retro gangster humour
Character artwork
British parody-style jokes
Unusual gifts
Designs with attitude
This one belongs somewhere with personality.
Perfect for:
Man caves
Garages
Games rooms
Home bars
Workshops
Garden rooms
A coaster with enough character to hold its own among the rest of the décor.
Home bar missing a couple of suspicious characters?
Sorted.
Kray Fins Twins makes a brilliant addition to:
Home bars
Garden bars
Pub sheds
Games rooms
Entertaining spaces
Put them on the table.
Keep an eye on your drink.
Coasters are supposed to protect surfaces.
This one does that while looking considerably more dangerous.
Ideal for:
Coffee tables
Kitchen tables
Home offices
Home bars
Games rooms
Desks
Practical.
Glossy.
Slightly intimidating.
Shark humour naturally works brilliantly for coastal homes and seaside spaces.
Perfect for:
Coastal cottages
Holiday homes
Beach houses
Campervans
Garden rooms
A much more characterful alternative to another anchor or seashell.
At approximately 9 x 9cm, the coaster is a practical size for:
Mugs
Cups
Glasses
Compact enough for everyday use.
Large enough to show off both troublesome fins.
Finished with a glossy surface, helping Cookie’s Kray Fins artwork stand out and giving the coaster a bright, polished appearance.
A neat finish for two decidedly questionable sharks.
Made from durable materials, Cookie Classics coasters are designed for regular everyday use.
Perfect for:
Kitchens
Living rooms
Offices
Games rooms
Man caves
Home bars
Built for the brew.
Designed for the grin.
Need a birthday present for someone with a sense of humour?
Kray Fins Twins makes a brilliant small gift for:
Dad
Grandad
Partner
Friend
Workmate
Shark lover
Home-bar owner
Especially if they appreciate cheeky British wordplay.
Dad likes:
Sharks?
Home bars?
Gangster films?
Quirky humour?
Perfect.
Kray Fins Twins makes a fun little Father’s Day gift with loads of Cookie character.
Small.
Useful.
Funny.
Easy to wrap.
Kray Fins Twins makes a brilliant:
Christmas stocking filler
Secret Santa gift
Small festive present
Add-on gift
A tiny package containing a surprising amount of trouble.
Got the colleague with the darkest sense of humour?
Or the shark obsessive?
Sorted.
Kray Fins Twins makes a brilliant Secret Santa gift without needing any sizing information.
Just wrap it.
Keep quiet.
Walk away.
Want to make the desk slightly less serious?
Kray Fins Twins works brilliantly in:
Home offices
Work desks
Staff rooms
Studios
Two sharks watching your mug all day.
What could possibly go wrong?
They’ve got everything.
They don’t need anything.
Do they have a gangster-inspired shark twins coaster?
Exactly.
Problem solved.
The Cookie Classics Collection celebrates some of Cookie’s funniest and most memorable creations.
Expect:
Sharks
Fish
Vehicles
Quirky characters
British humour
Visual jokes
Designs that stick in your head
There’s usually one that reminds you of somebody.
Kray Fins Twins?
Possibly two people.
Sharks?
Two.
Trouble?
Likely.
Tea?
Safely parked.
The Kray Fins Twins Cookie Classics Coaster combines original Cookie artwork, shark humour and a gangster-inspired visual joke in one brilliantly quirky little gift.
For shark lovers.
For man caves.
For home bars.
For people who like their coasters with a little more attitude.
WARNING: Owning Kray Fins Twins may result in suspicious glances, excessive shark jokes and friends asking which twin is the more dangerous one.
Kray Fins Twins is an original Cookie parody-style design and is not affiliated with or endorsed by the Kray family, estate or any associated rights holder.
Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.
Design: Kray Fins Twins
Collection: Cookie Classics
Theme: Shark, Twin & Gangster-Inspired Humour
Product: Coaster
Original artwork by Cookie
Quirky shark design
Durable construction
Glossy finish
Approx. size: 9 x 9cm
Suitable for mugs, cups and glasses
Great for home, office, man cave or home bar
Brilliant funny shark gift
Shark lovers
Fish lovers
Marine-life fans
Coastal homes
Dads
Grandads
Partners
Friends
Workmates
Man caves
Home bars
Games rooms
Birthday gifts
Father’s Day gifts
Christmas gifts
Stocking fillers
Secret Santa gifts
Cookie Classics collectors

