Kimmer Cards – Kimmer with Sharks | Funny Wild Swimming & Shark Card

Sea swim?

Lovely.

Open water?

Perfect.

Sharks?

That changes things slightly.

The Kimmer Cards – Kimmer with Sharks from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, quirky greeting card inspired by wild swimming, sea swimming and the sort of overactive imagination that occasionally appears when you're a long way from shore.

Created for wild swimmers, open water swimmers, sea swimmers and shark lovers, Kimmer with Sharks brings together outdoor adventure and classic Kimmer humour in one brilliantly unusual card.

Just keep swimming.

And perhaps don't look behind you.

For Wild Swimmers with a Sense of Humour

Sea swimmers know the feeling.

You're enjoying a lovely peaceful swim.

Then something moves.

Was it seaweed?

Probably.

A seal?

Maybe.

Something with considerably more teeth?

Best not to think about it.

The Kimmer with Sharks Card celebrates the imagination, humour and occasional nervous glance that comes with swimming in open water.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Open water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Cold water swimmers
• Coastal swimmers
• Shark lovers
• Ocean lovers
• Swimming groups
• Swimming buddies
• Outdoor adventurers

A Brilliant Card for Sea Swimmers

Looking for a card for someone who loves swimming in the sea?

The Kimmer with Sharks Card makes a fun alternative to the usual birthday cards and generic swimming designs.

Perfect as a:

• Wild swimming birthday card
• Sea swimming card
• Open water swimming card
• Funny swimmer card
• Shark greeting card
• Shark lover card
• Ocean lover card
• Coastal humour card
• Card for swimming buddy
• Card for wild swimming friend
• Card for sea swimming Mum
• Adventure lover card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Kimmer with Sharks Card is blank inside, so you can add exactly the message you want.

Heartfelt?

Funny?

A little alarming?

Entirely up to you.

Or perhaps:

“Have a fin-tastic birthday.”

We couldn't resist.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Kimmer with Sharks Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel.

Funny artwork.

Quality card.

Zero actual sharks included.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Kimmer with Sharks Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to make an impact while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

The Kimmer with Sharks Card works brilliantly for:

• Birthdays
• Friendship messages
• Swimming achievements
• Sea swimming adventures
• Coastal holidays
• Open water challenges
• Thank-you cards
• Celebration cards
• Cheer-up messages
• Just-because moments

Sometimes you simply need a card that makes someone laugh the moment they see it.

Made for the Wild Swimming Community

Wild swimming is full of unforgettable moments.

Beautiful sunrises.

Cold water.

Amazing scenery.

Great friendships.

And the occasional moment when your imagination decides something enormous is swimming underneath you.

The Kimmer with Sharks Card celebrates that wonderfully adventurous side of open water swimming with a splash of humour.

Something Fishy Going On?

The sea is full of surprises.

Most of them are completely harmless.

Probably.

The Kimmer with Sharks Card combines sea-swimming humour, original Kimmer character and premium quality in a card that's made to stand out.

Perfect for swimmers who love the ocean but still occasionally wonder exactly what might be down there.

WARNING: Sending Kimmer with Sharks may result in nervous glances beneath the water, terrible shark jokes and somebody suddenly swimming back to shore considerably faster than usual.

Heard, Never Herded.