Kimmer Cards – Wetter the Better (Version 1) | Funny Wild Swimming Greeting Card

Rain?

Fine.

Cold?

Also fine.

Wet?

Even better.

Wetter the Better.

The Wetter the Better Greeting Card (Version 1) from the Kimmer Cards collection by Baaad Flockers® is a funny, adventurous card inspired by wild swimming, open water and the wonderfully soggy reality of spending a lot of time outdoors around water.

Created for wild swimmers, sea swimmers, cold-water dippers and swimming buddies, Wetter the Better is perfect for birthdays, friendship messages, swimming achievements or simply sending someone a card that sums up their attitude to life around the water.

Dry?

Overrated.

Made for Wild Swimmers Who Love Getting Wet

Most people spend a lot of time trying to stay dry.

Wild swimmers?

Not so much.

The Wetter the Better Card is perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Open-water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Cold-water swimmers
• Swimming buddies
• Outdoor swimming groups
• All-weather swimmers
• Beach lovers
• Outdoor adventurers
• Anyone who is happiest in or around the water

A Brilliant Funny Wild Swimming Card

Looking for a card that perfectly captures the wild-swimming mindset?

Wetter the Better celebrates the fun, friendship and slightly mad enthusiasm surrounding outdoor swimming.

Perfect as a:

• Funny wild swimming card
• Open-water swimming card
• Sea swimming card
• Cold-water swimming card
• Swimming buddy card
• Wild swimmer birthday card
• Birthday card for wild swimmer
• Funny swimmer card
• Outdoor adventure card
• All-weather swimming card
• Friendship card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Wetter the Better Greeting Card is blank inside, giving you complete freedom to add your own personal message.

Something heartfelt?

Perfect.

Something cheeky?

Even better.

Or simply:

“The wetter, the better!”

We think they’ll agree.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Wetter the Better Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Big personality.

Proper quality.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Wetter the Better Greeting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping as a reminder of another brilliantly wet adventure.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don’t need a birthday to send Wetter the Better.

It works brilliantly for:

• Birthdays
• Friendship messages
• Swimming achievements
• Outdoor adventures
• Swimming group laughs
• Sea-swimming milestones
• Cold-water dipping friends
• Congratulations
• Cheer-up messages
• Just because

Sometimes you see a card and instantly know exactly who needs it.

Wild Swimming – Kimmer Style

Kimmer Cards are inspired by the adventurous world of wild, open-water and cold-water swimming.

The water.

The weather.

The laughter.

The towels.

The changing.

The hot drinks afterwards.

And the friendships that make every swim better.

Wetter the Better captures that whole Kimmer attitude in one simple phrase.

The Wetter, The Better

Some people wait for perfect weather.

Wild swimmers?

They just get on with it.

Sunshine.

Cloud.

Drizzle.

A bit of wind.

Whatever the day brings, there is usually someone in the group already asking:

“Are we swimming?”

The Wetter the Better Greeting Card celebrates exactly that spirit.

Outdoor swimming should always be enjoyed with awareness of local conditions, weather, water safety and personal ability.

WARNING: Sending Wetter the Better may result in permanently damp towels, spontaneous swimming plans and somebody deciding that being dry is massively overrated.

Heard, Never Herded.