Kettle Is Whistling Coaster | Funny Wild Swimming & Coffee Lover Gift

Swim?

Done.

Fingers?

Thawing.

Kettle?

Whistling.

Perfect.

Meet the Kettle Is Whistling Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 9 x 9cm coaster celebrating one of the finest moments after any cold-water adventure:

The hot drink is nearly ready.

Designed by British cartoonist Cookie with Kimmer’s free-spirited love of wild swimming in mind, Kettle Is Whistling makes a brilliant little gift for wild swimmers, cold-water dippers, sea swimmers, coffee lovers, swim buddies and anyone who knows a steaming mug after a chilly dip can feel like absolute luxury.

Cold water.

Hot coffee.

Happy swimmer.

Kettle Is Whistling

Every wild swimmer knows the routine.

Get in.

Get cold.

Get out.

Get changed.

Then listen for one of the most beautiful sounds in the world...

The kettle.

Kettle Is Whistling celebrates the post-swim brew — that warming little ritual almost as important as the swim itself.

Post-Swim Coffee, Kimmer Style

Before the dip:

“Are we getting in?”

During the dip:

“Flock, that’s cold.”

After the dip:

“Is the kettle on?”

Priorities.

Kettle Is Whistling is perfect for people who love:

• Wild swimming

• Coffee

• Cold-water dipping

• Sea swimming

• Post-swim brews

• Outdoor adventures

• Original Cookie artwork

Great Wild Swimming Gift

Wild swimmer in your life?

Found their coaster.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Outdoor swimming enthusiasts

Great Coffee Lover Gift

Coffee lover and wild swimmer?

Excellent combination.

Kettle Is Whistling brings together two very important things:

Cold water.

Hot coffee afterwards.

Simple.

Great Post-Swim Gift

Every swimmer has a routine after getting out.

Robe on.

Towel wrapped.

Flask opened.

Coffee poured.

Hands gradually start working again.

Kettle Is Whistling makes a fun gift for anyone who believes the post-swim brew deserves its own ceremony.

Great Swim Buddy Gift

Every swim group needs someone who remembers the hot drinks.

That person deserves recognition.

Kettle Is Whistling makes a brilliant little gift for:

• Swim buddies

• Dipping partners

• Wild swimming friends

• Sea swimming groups

• Cold-water communities

Especially the one who always asks:

“Coffee?”

Before everyone has even finished changing.

Great Cold Water Swimming Gift

Cold-water swimmer?

Sorted.

This coaster is made for the person who considers:

Cold water?

Fine.

Cold coffee?

Absolutely unacceptable.

Great Sea Swimming Gift

Sea swimmer in your life?

Perfect.

Kettle Is Whistling makes a fun coastal gift for anyone whose ideal morning involves:

• Sea air

• A cold dip

• A warm robe

• Good company

• A steaming coffee afterwards

Great Gift for Her

Looking for something funny for a wild-swimming woman?

Kettle Is Whistling makes a brilliant gift for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Swim milestones

• Wild-swimming weekends

• Just because

Great Gift for Mum

Wild-swimming Mum?

Perfect.

Especially if Mum never heads for the water without:

A swimsuit.

A robe.

A towel.

A flask.

And enough coffee to keep the entire swim group going.

Great Swim Shed Coaster

Swim shed?

Post-dip brew station?

This belongs there.

Perfect for:

• Swim sheds

• Changing spaces

• Cold-plunge areas

• Garden rooms

• Outdoor swimming setups

Great Beach Hut Coaster

Sea swim done?

Beach hut open?

Kettle boiling?

Excellent.

Kettle Is Whistling makes a brilliant addition to:

• Beach huts

• Coastal cabins

• Seaside homes

• Post-swim coffee spots

Great Campervan Coaster

Wild swim.

Campervan.

Coffee.

That is a fairly strong combination.

This compact coaster makes a fun addition to:

• Campervans

• Motorhomes

• Touring vans

• Wild-swimming road trips

Great Office Coaster

Stuck at work instead of swimming?

At least there is coffee.

Kettle Is Whistling makes a fun desk coaster for wild swimmers counting down to their next dip.

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Coffee-related.

Wild-swimmer approved.

Kettle Is Whistling makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers and coffee lovers.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Pulled the swimmer or coffee addict in Secret Santa?

Even better if they are both.

This coaster makes a fun little gift with plenty of personality.

Great Gift Set Addition

Building a Kimmer gift set?

Kettle Is Whistling makes a brilliant addition alongside other Kimmer Wild Swimmer coasters and gifts.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays

• Christmas

• Swim buddies

• Wild-swimming celebrations

• Just-because presents

Original Artwork by Cookie

Kettle Is Whistling features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, inspired by Kimmer’s adventurous, free-spirited love of wild swimming.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Wild-swimming themes

• Relatable swimmer moments

• Outdoor adventure

• Designs full of personality

Not just another coffee coaster.

Proper post-swim Kimmer humour.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Kettle Is Whistling is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Kitchen tables

• Coffee tables

• Swim sheds

• Campervans

• Beach huts

• Desks

Kettle Is Whistling – Dip Done. Brew On.

Swim?

Finished.

Kettle?

Boiling.

Coffee?

Incoming.

The Kettle Is Whistling Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, cold-water humour and the all-important post-swim brew in one compact 9 x 9cm coaster.

For wild swimmers.

For coffee lovers.

For cold dippers.

For swim buddies.

For anyone who knows the best sound after a cold swim is the kettle telling you something warm is on the way.

Warning: May cause emergency flask preparation, excessive coffee drinking and immediate demands for someone to “put the kettle on.”

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: Kettle Is Whistling

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny wild-swimming and coffee theme

• Suitable for home, office, swim shed, campervan or beach hut

• Great addition to a Kimmer gift set

• Brilliant small swimmer gift

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Coffee lovers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Swim buddies

• Wild swimming groups

• Mums

• Friends

• Campervan owners

• Beach hut owners

• Birthday gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts

• Kimmer gift sets