Kimmer Cards – Kettle is Whistling | Funny Wild Swimming & Tea Lover Card

Cold swim done.

Towels on.

And somewhere nearby…

The kettle is whistling.

The Kimmer Cards – Kettle is Whistling from Baaad Flockers® is a funny greeting card inspired by one of the best parts of wild swimming — the warming cuppa afterwards.

Created for wild swimmers, open water swimmers, sea swimmers, cold-water dippers and tea lovers, this quirky Kimmer card celebrates the simple pleasure of getting out of cold water and reaching for something hot.

Swim first.

Tea immediately afterwards.

That's the rule.

For Wild Swimmers Who Know the Importance of a Cuppa

Wild swimming has its rituals.

Check the weather.

Find the water.

Get changed.

Question your life choices for thirty seconds.

Swim.

Then find the kettle.

The Kettle is Whistling Card celebrates that wonderful moment when the swim is finished and the post-dip warming-up operation can officially begin.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Open water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Cold water swimmers
• Ice swimmers
• Lake swimmers
• Swimming groups
• Tea lovers
• Swimming buddies
• Anyone who believes a swim isn't complete without a hot drink afterwards

A Brilliant Card for Wild Swimmers & Tea Lovers

Looking for something that feels a little more personal than an ordinary birthday card?

The Kimmer Kettle is Whistling Card combines wild-swimming humour with another great British obsession — a proper cup of tea.

Perfect as a:

• Wild swimming birthday card
• Open water swimming card
• Sea swimming card
• Cold water swimmer card
• Tea lover birthday card
• Funny swimmer card
• Post-swim card
• Card for swimming buddy
• Card for wild swimming Mum
• Card for tea-loving friend
• Outdoor adventure card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Kettle is Whistling Card is blank inside, giving you plenty of room for your own message.

Heartfelt?

Funny?

Tea-related?

Entirely up to you.

Or perhaps simply:

“Fancy a swim and a cuppa?”

For the right person, that's an excellent invitation.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Kettle is Whistling Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel.

Because after braving cold water, your swimming buddy deserves something decent.

Preferably this card.

And tea.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the Kettle is Whistling artwork plenty of space to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

The Kimmer Kettle is Whistling Card works for plenty of occasions, including:

• Birthdays
• Friendship messages
• Swimming achievements
• Thank-you cards
• Coastal adventures
• Swimming holidays
• Cheer-up messages
• Open water challenges
• Tea-loving friends
• Just-because cards

Sometimes you don't need an occasion.

You just need tea.

Made for the Wild Swimming Community

Wild swimming isn't only about the water.

It's the friendships.

The shared adventures.

The towels.

The changing robes.

And that wonderful moment afterwards when somebody produces a flask or announces that the kettle is on.

The Kettle is Whistling Card celebrates those little traditions that make wild swimming about so much more than simply going for a swim.

Swim. Warm Up. Repeat.

The Kimmer Kettle is Whistling Card is made for the swimmer who appreciates the finer things in life.

Cold water.

Good company.

And something hot waiting afterwards.

WARNING: Sending Kettle is Whistling may result in immediate tea-making, spontaneous swimming plans and strong opinions about exactly how a proper post-swim cuppa should be made.

Heard, Never Herded.