Jumping Off the Bridge Card | Funny Wild Swimming & Open Water Swimmer Card

Bridge?

High enough.

Water?

Down there.

Kimmer?

Apparently going in.

Meet the Jumping Off the Bridge Card from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 147 x 147mm square greetings card created for wild swimmers, open-water adventurers and those wonderfully brave characters who seem to view cold water as an invitation.

Featuring original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, this quirky card captures the adventurous spirit, humour and slightly questionable enthusiasm familiar to anyone involved in wild swimming.

For birthdays.

For swim buddies.

For adventurous friends.

Or simply for someone who always seems to be looking for the next place to get wet.

Jumping Off the Bridge

Most people see a bridge and think:

“Nice view.”

Wild swimmers?

Different thought process.

“Wonder what the water’s like?”

Jumping Off the Bridge celebrates that adventurous mindset — the irresistible urge to explore, swim and find the next memorable outdoor experience.

Bold.

Wild.

Slightly bonkers.

Very Kimmer.

Made for Wild Swimmers

Wild swimmers are a breed of their own.

They see:

Cold water.

Early mornings.

Rain.

Wind.

And somehow still say:

“Fancy a dip?”

This card is designed for anyone who understands that mentality completely.

Great Wild Swimming Birthday Card

Got a wild swimmer celebrating a birthday?

Perfect.

Jumping Off the Bridge makes a brilliant birthday card for:

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Swim buddies

Great Card for a Swim Buddy

Some friendships are built over coffee.

Others are built while standing beside freezing water asking:

“Are we actually doing this?”

Jumping Off the Bridge makes a brilliant card for the friend who is always encouraging one more swim, one more adventure and one more slightly ridiculous idea.

Great Open Water Swimming Card

Lane ropes?

No thanks.

Chlorine?

Not today.

Give them:

Fresh air.

Open water.

A proper adventure.

This card makes a fun choice for anyone who would rather swim under open skies.

Great Cold Water Swimming Gift

Looking for a small gift for someone obsessed with cold water?

This card pairs brilliantly with:

• Swim badges

• Towels

• Robes

• Flasks

• Wild swimming gifts

• Kimmer Wild Swimmer goodies

Great Adventure Card

Jumping Off the Bridge is not just for swimmers.

It also suits someone who approaches life with:

Curiosity.

Adventure.

A little bravery.

And occasionally less hesitation than the rest of us.

Great Card for Her

Wild-swimming woman in your life?

Sorted.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays

• Celebrations

• Friendship cards

• Congratulations

• Just because

Great Card for Him

Know a bloke who is always disappearing towards the nearest stretch of open water?

This might be his card.

Especially if normal hobbies have long since stopped being exciting enough.

Great Congratulations Card

Completed a wild swimming challenge?

Tried something new?

Tackled a big swim?

Jumping Off the Bridge makes a fun way to say:

Well done.

You actually did it.

Great “Just Because” Card

Cards do not always need an occasion.

Sometimes your swim buddy simply needs reminding that:

Yes.

You are both slightly ridiculous.

And yes.

You will probably do it again next weekend.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Jumping Off the Bridge features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, bringing his character-driven humour to the world of wild and open-water swimming.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Outdoor adventure themes

• Relatable characters

• Quirky visual comedy

• Designs packed with personality

Not just another swimming card.

A little piece of Kimmer adventure.

Blank Inside

The card is blank inside, giving you plenty of room to make the message your own.

Write something:

Funny.

Heartfelt.

Cheeky.

Encouraging.

Or simply:

“Same time tomorrow?”

Quality 350gsm Silk Card

Printed on 350gsm silk card, Jumping Off the Bridge has a substantial quality feel and gives Cookie’s artwork a clean, vibrant finish.

Handy 147 x 147mm Square Size

At approximately 147 x 147mm, it is a generous square card with plenty of room for your own message.

Each card includes a white envelope, ready for sending or gifting.

Jumping Off the Bridge – Look Down. Think Twice. Swim Wild.

Bridge?

Spotted.

Adventure?

Tempting.

Common sense?

Still required.

The Jumping Off the Bridge Card from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, wild-swimming humour and adventurous spirit in one quirky square card.

For wild swimmers.

For open-water swimmers.

For swim buddies.

For adventurers.

For anyone who always seems to find the most interesting way into the water.

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: Jumping Off the Bridge

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Greetings Card

• Size: Approx. 147 x 147mm square

• Card: 350gsm silk

• Blank inside

• Includes white envelope

• Original Cookie artwork

• Wild swimming and outdoor adventure theme

• Suitable for birthdays, celebrations or just because

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• River swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Outdoor adventurers

• Birthday cards

• Congratulations cards

• Friendship cards

• Adventure lovers