Christmas Veg – Iceberg Lettuce | Funny Vegetable Christmas Card

Cold outside?

Freezing inside?

Must be Iceberg Lettuce.

The Christmas Veg – Iceberg Lettuce Christmas Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, quirky festive card packed with vegetable humour, winter wordplay and plenty of Christmas personality.

Perfect for friends, family, workmates, gardeners, foodies or anyone who appreciates a gloriously silly festive pun, Iceberg Lettuce gives the humble lettuce a rather chilly Christmas makeover.

Crisp.

Cool.

And completely Flocker.

A Christmas Card with a Chilly Veg Twist

Christmas is full of familiar characters.

Santa.

Snowmen.

Reindeer.

And now, apparently, frozen salad.

The Iceberg Lettuce Christmas Card is perfect for:

• Friends
• Family
• Workmates
• Gardeners
• Vegetable growers
• Foodies
• Allotment lovers
• Home cooks
• Pun lovers
• Anyone who enjoys something a little different

A Brilliant Funny Vegetable Christmas Card

Looking for a Christmas card that stands out from the usual festive selection?

Christmas Veg – Iceberg Lettuce combines seasonal humour with wonderfully ridiculous vegetable wordplay.

Perfect as a:

• Funny vegetable Christmas card
• Lettuce Christmas card
• Funny Christmas card
• Winter humour card
• Cold weather Christmas card
• Christmas pun card
• Foodie Christmas card
• Gardening Christmas card
• Funny Christmas card for friend
• Funny Christmas card for workmate
• British humour Christmas card
• Quirky festive card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Iceberg Lettuce Christmas Card is blank inside, giving you complete freedom to add your own festive message.

Something warm and heartfelt?

Perfect.

Something cool?

Even better.

Or simply:

“Lettuce wish you a very Merry Christmas!”

We make no apology for that one.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Christmas Veg – Iceberg Lettuce Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Ice-cold joke.

Warm-quality finish.

148 x 148mm Square Christmas Card

Each Iceberg Lettuce Christmas Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the festive artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or adding to the Christmas mantelpiece.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own festive message.

Perfect for Foodies, Gardeners & Pun Lovers

Some people like elegant Christmas cards.

Others want something that makes them laugh the second they see it.

The Iceberg Lettuce Christmas Card makes a brilliant choice for:

• Keen gardeners
• Allotment holders
• Vegetable growers
• Food lovers
• Home cooks
• Friends with a silly sense of humour
• Work colleagues
• Family members
• Christmas pun enthusiasts
• Anyone who thinks festive vegetables deserve more recognition

Christmas Veg – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® Christmas Cards are made for people who like festive humour with a little more personality.

Funny.

Witty.

Cheeky.

Quirky.

And occasionally leafy.

Iceberg Lettuce takes an everyday vegetable and turns it into one very cool Christmas character.

Lettuce Have a Cool Christmas

Christmas can be hectic.

So stay cool.

Keep crisp.

And enjoy the festivities.

The Christmas Veg – Iceberg Lettuce Christmas Card is made to bring a smile to someone’s face and give their Christmas card collection something wonderfully unexpected.

WARNING: Sending Iceberg Lettuce may result in terrible salad puns, unusually cold Christmas jokes and someone insisting this is the coolest card they’ve received all year.

Heard, Never Herded.