Kimmer Cards – Ice Packer | Funny Ice Swimming & Cold Water Card

Bag packed.

Towel packed.

Hot drink packed.

Common sense?

Questionable.

Meet Ice Packer.

The Ice Packer Greeting Card from the Kimmer Cards collection by Baaad Flockers® is a funny, adventurous card inspired by ice swimming, cold-water dipping and those hardy swimmers who treat freezing conditions as part of the fun.

Created for wild swimmers, winter dippers, ice swimmers and swimming buddies, Ice Packer is perfect for birthdays, friendship messages, swimming achievements or simply giving somebody a card that says:

Yes.

You really are this mad.

Made for Ice Swimmers & Cold-Water Adventurers

Ice swimmers are a special breed.

The temperature drops.

The water gets colder.

Everyone else starts putting on extra layers.

And they start packing their swimming kit.

The Ice Packer Card is perfect for:

• Ice swimmers
• Cold-water swimmers
• Wild swimmers
• Winter swimmers
• Open-water swimmers
• Swimming buddies
• Cold-water dipping groups
• Outdoor adventurers
• Year-round swimmers
• Anyone who considers freezing water a perfectly reasonable hobby

A Brilliant Funny Ice Swimming Card

Looking for a card made for someone who genuinely enjoys very cold water?

Ice Packer celebrates the humour, determination and camaraderie surrounding winter and ice swimming.

Perfect as a:

• Ice swimming card
• Cold-water swimming card
• Winter swimming card
• Funny wild swimming card
• Wild swimmer birthday card
• Ice swimmer birthday card
• Swimming buddy card
• Open-water swimming card
• Funny swimmer card
• Outdoor adventure card
• Friendship card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Ice Packer Greeting Card is blank inside, giving you plenty of room to add your own personal message.

Something heartfelt?

Perfect.

Something cheeky?

Even better.

Or simply:

“Have you packed the flask?”

Priorities.

Premium 350gsm Silk Card

The Ice Packer Card is printed on premium 350gsm silk card, giving it a substantial, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The heavier card stock gives the artwork a premium feel and makes this a greeting card worth displaying or keeping.

Icy humour.

Serious quality.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Ice Packer Greeting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping as a reminder of another cold-water adventure.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don’t need a birthday to send Ice Packer.

It works brilliantly for:

• Birthdays
• Swimming achievements
• Ice-swimming milestones
• Friendship messages
• Cold-water swimming groups
• Winter dipping adventures
• Congratulations
• Good luck wishes
• Outdoor-loving friends
• Just because

Sometimes you see a card and instantly know exactly who needs it.

Ice Swimming – Kimmer Style

Kimmer Cards are inspired by the wonderfully adventurous world of wild, open-water and ice swimming.

The early starts.

The cold toes.

The bags full of towels.

The steaming drinks afterwards.

And the friendships formed around doing something most people simply don’t understand.

Ice Packer celebrates the preparation, anticipation and slightly bonkers enthusiasm that comes with heading out for another cold-water adventure.

Packed and Ready for the Cold

For some people, packing for winter means jumpers, gloves and staying somewhere warm.

For an ice swimmer?

Add a swimsuit.

A towel.

Something warm for afterwards.

And off they go.

The Ice Packer Greeting Card is made for those adventurous people who keep swimming long after everyone else has decided the water is far too cold.

Ice and cold-water swimming should always be approached with suitable experience, preparation, safe conditions and local guidance.

WARNING: Sending Ice Packer may result in bags permanently packed with towels, enthusiastic water-temperature updates and someone saying, “It’ll be fine once we’re in.”

Heard, Never Herded.