I Want Everything For Christmas Metal Sign | Funny Christmas Gift by Cookie

Christmas list?

Simple.

Everything.

Meet the I Want Everything For Christmas Metal Sign from the Cookie Classics Collection by Baaad Flockers® — a cheeky 8" x 8" metal sign featuring original Cookie artwork, festive humour and exactly the sort of Christmas attitude some people are far too familiar with.

Perfect for Christmas décor, kitchens, home bars, man caves, garden rooms, offices and festive gift-giving, this is a brilliant present for someone who never seems short of ideas when asked:

“What do you want for Christmas?”

Apparently...

everything.

A Christmas List with Ambition

Some people say:

“Honestly, I don’t need anything.”

Others are considerably more realistic.

The I Want Everything For Christmas design celebrates the wonderfully demanding side of the festive season with Cookie’s unmistakable humour and original artwork.

Perfect for:

• Christmas obsessives

• Difficult-to-buy-for friends

• Partners with very long wish lists

• Families who love a joke

• Secret Santa

• People who take Christmas presents extremely seriously

Subtle?

Not especially.

Festive?

Absolutely.

Original Artwork by Cookie

The sign features original artwork by Cookie, the British cartoonist behind decades of memorable characters, T-shirt designs and visual jokes.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• British humour

• Original characters

• Hand-drawn personality

• Unexpected ideas

• Visual jokes

• Designs that get people talking

Exactly what Christmas décor needs.

Funny Christmas Wall Art

Not all Christmas decorations need:

Snowflakes.

Reindeer.

Mistletoe.

Sometimes a sign saying:

“I Want Everything For Christmas”

sums up the mood perfectly.

Add it to:

• Living rooms

• Kitchens

• Hallways

• Home bars

• Garden rooms

• Offices

• Man caves

• Christmas displays

A festive statement piece with proper character.

Perfect for the Person with the Long Christmas List

You know the one.

They’ve got ideas.

Lots of them.

Possibly links.

Possibly screenshots.

Possibly a spreadsheet.

This sign belongs to them.

A brilliant Christmas gift for:

• Partners

• Friends

• Brothers

• Sisters

• Mums

• Dads

• Teenagers

• Grown-up children

Anyone who replies to:

“What would you like?”

with:

“How long have you got?”

Brilliant Secret Santa Gift

Secret Santa can be difficult.

You need something:

Funny.

Useful.

Not too serious.

And memorable enough not to disappear into the office drawer by January.

The I Want Everything For Christmas Metal Sign ticks those boxes nicely.

Perfect for:

• Work colleagues

• Friends

• Family Secret Santa

• Christmas parties

• Office gift exchanges

Great Christmas Gift for Her

Know someone who genuinely believes there is no such thing as too many presents?

Excellent.

This sign makes a fun Christmas gift for:

• Mum

• Wife

• Partner

• Sister

• Friend

• Colleague

Especially if the joke feels slightly too accurate.

Great Christmas Gift for Him

This one works just as well for:

• Dad

• Husband

• Partner

• Brother

• Mate

• Grandad

Because wanting everything isn’t exactly gender-specific.

Perfect for Festive Kitchens

Christmas tends to take over the kitchen.

So give the walls a bit of character too.

The sign works brilliantly alongside:

• Christmas mugs

• Festive treats

• Coffee stations

• Baking areas

• Family kitchens

A little festive humour while everyone argues about who ate the last mince pie.

Great for Home Bars

Christmas gatherings usually end up near the drinks.

The I Want Everything For Christmas sign makes a fun addition to:

• Home bars

• Garden bars

• Drinks corners

• Games rooms

• Entertaining spaces

A cheeky festive touch for December.

Great for Man Caves & Garden Rooms

Christmas décor doesn’t have to stay in the lounge.

This compact metal sign works brilliantly in:

• Man caves

• Garden rooms

• Workshops

• Garages

• Games rooms

• Home offices

Perfect for spreading festive Flocker humour around the house.

8" x 8" Statement Size

At 8 inches x 8 inches, the sign is easy to place while still giving Cookie’s artwork plenty of impact.

Ideal for:

• Shelves

• Gallery walls

• Kitchens

• Home bars

• Offices

• Garden rooms

• Man caves

Small enough to fit almost anywhere.

Funny enough to get noticed.

High-Quality Metal

Made from high-quality metal, the sign is designed to be durable and easy to display year after year.

Bring it out every Christmas.

Hang it up.

Enjoy the reaction.

Then put it away until the madness starts again.

Rust-Resistant Construction

The rust-resistant construction makes the sign suitable for a range of indoor and sheltered outdoor spaces.

Perfect for:

• Garden rooms

• Garages

• Sheds

• Covered entertainment areas

• Workshops

UV-Resistant & Fade-Resistant

The sign is designed to be UV-resistant and fade-resistant, helping the artwork keep its impact over time.

Christmas may come once a year.

The joke can keep going considerably longer.

Pre-Drilled Holes for Easy Hanging

No complicated installation instructions.

No Christmas DIY crisis.

The sign comes with pre-drilled holes for quick and straightforward hanging.

Pick the wall.

Fix it up.

Done.

A Brilliant Stocking-Filler Alternative

Too big for most stockings?

Possibly.

Better than another novelty keyring?

Definitely.

The sign makes a great small Christmas gift for someone who appreciates:

• Original artwork

• Festive humour

• Quirky décor

• British wit

Perfect for the Impossible-to-Buy-For Person

Ironically, this sign is especially useful for people who want everything.

If they’re impossible to buy for...

give them something they probably don’t already own.

Cookie Classics metal signs are brilliant gifts because they’re:

• Original

• Funny

• Easy to display

• Full of character

• Completely different from generic Christmas presents

A Christmas Keepsake You Can Bring Out Every Year

One of the best things about funny Christmas décor is that it becomes part of the annual tradition.

Bring it out every December.

Put it in the same place.

Wait for someone to laugh at it again.

Repeat next year.

Part of the Cookie Classics Collection

The Cookie Classics Collection celebrates some of Cookie’s most memorable and imaginative artwork.

From campers and surfers to animals, visual jokes and brilliantly odd characters, these designs bring decades of Cookie creativity into the Baaad Flockers® world.

Classic designs.

Original artwork.

Still making people laugh.

60-Day Easy Returns

We want you to love your Baaad Flockers® purchase.

That’s why we offer 60-day easy returns, giving you extra confidence whether the I Want Everything For Christmas sign is heading onto your own wall or being wrapped up as a gift.

Original artwork. Proper humour. Easy returns.

I Want Everything For Christmas – Modest Festive Expectations

Christmas list?

Long.

Expectations?

High.

Wall?

Ready.

The I Want Everything For Christmas Metal Sign combines original Cookie artwork, cheeky festive humour and durable metal construction in one compact 8" x 8" statement piece.

For Christmas lovers.

For impossible-to-buy-for people.

For Secret Santa.

For festive homes.

For anyone who believes one present is never enough.

WARNING: Displaying this sign may result in dangerously ambitious Christmas lists, suspiciously large piles of presents and absolutely no attempt to lower expectations.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: I Want Everything For Christmas

• Collection: Cookie Classics

• Original artwork by Cookie

• High-quality metal sign

• Size: 8" x 8"

• Rust-resistant construction

• UV-resistant

• Fade-resistant

• Suitable for indoor or outdoor display

• Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging

• Great for festive home décor

• Perfect for kitchens, home bars and garden rooms

• Brilliant funny Christmas gift

• 60-day easy returns

Perfect For

• Christmas lovers

• Secret Santa

• Funny Christmas gifts

• Festive home décor

• Mums

• Dads

• Partners

• Friends

• Brothers

• Sisters

• Work colleagues

• Home bars

• Kitchens

• Man caves

• Garden rooms

• Christmas parties

• Difficult-to-buy-for people