Human Spotting Coaster | Funny Wild Swimming & Open Water Swimmer Gift

Water?

Wild.

Humans?

Spotted.

Swimmers?

Almost certainly.

Meet the Human Spotting Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy coaster inspired by the wonderfully distinctive world of wild swimming.

Designed by British cartoonist Cookie with Kimmer’s free-spirited love of open water in mind, Human Spotting makes a brilliant little gift for wild swimmers, cold-water dippers, sea swimmers, open-water swimmers and anyone who has become surprisingly easy to spot near lakes, rivers and beaches.

See water.

Spot swimmer.

Probably a Kimmer.

Human Spotting

Wild swimmers are an interesting species.

Often found:

Near lakes.

Beside rivers.

On beaches.

Wrapped in enormous robes.

Holding flasks.

And discussing water temperature with unusual enthusiasm.

Human Spotting celebrates the characters you meet around wild water and the funny little habits that make outdoor swimmers instantly recognisable.

Wild Swimming Humour, Kimmer Style

Bird spotting?

Lovely.

Wildlife spotting?

Wonderful.

Human spotting?

Look near the water.

There is a good chance someone is:

Getting changed.

Getting in.

Getting out.

Or trying to convince somebody else that:

“It’s actually not that cold.”

Perfect.

Great Wild Swimming Gift

Wild swimmer in your life?

Found their coaster.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Cold dippers

Great Gift for a Swim Buddy

Know someone who can be reliably located near cold water?

This may be their coaster.

Human Spotting makes a brilliant little gift for:

• Swim buddies

• Dipping partners

• Wild swimming friends

• Sea swimming groups

• Outdoor swimming communities

Great Swim Group Gift

Every wild swimming group has its characters.

The first one in.

The last one out.

The flask carrier.

The robe wrangler.

The one saying:

“It’s warmer than yesterday.”

Human Spotting makes a fun gift for anyone who recognises the personalities around the water.

Great Open Water Swimming Gift

Prefer open skies to pool ceilings?

Sorted.

Human Spotting celebrates swimmers who love:

• Lakes

• Rivers

• Seas

• Outdoor lidos

• Natural swimming spots

• Wild-water adventures

Great Sea Swimming Gift

Sea swimmer?

Perfect.

This coaster makes a fun coastal gift for anyone who spends their free time somewhere between the shoreline and the kettle.

Great Cold Water Swimming Gift

Cold-water swimmer?

Easy to spot.

Usually the person smiling while everyone else is wearing three layers.

Human Spotting makes a brilliant gift for anyone who considers cold water something to enjoy rather than avoid.

Great Gift for Her

Looking for something different for a wild-swimming woman?

Human Spotting makes a fun gift for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Swim milestones

• Wild-swimming weekends

• Just because

Great Gift for Mum

Wild-swimming Mum?

Perfect.

Especially if Mum can regularly be spotted carrying:

A robe.

A flask.

A swim bag.

A towel.

And enough kit for what was supposedly “a quick dip”.

Great Swim Shed Coaster

Swim shed?

Changing space?

Post-dip brew station?

Human Spotting belongs there.

Perfect for:

• Swim sheds

• Changing areas

• Cold-plunge spaces

• Garden rooms

• Outdoor swimming setups

Great Beach Hut Coaster

Beach hut near wild water?

Even better.

Human Spotting adds some Kimmer humour to:

• Beach huts

• Coastal cabins

• Seaside homes

• Post-swim spaces

Great Campervan Coaster

Campervan parked beside the coast?

Swimmers nearby?

Almost certainly.

This compact coaster makes a fun addition to:

• Campervans

• Motorhomes

• Touring vans

• Wild-swimming road trips

Great Stocking Filler

Small.

Funny.

Very swimmer-specific.

Human Spotting makes a brilliant Christmas stocking filler for wild swimmers and cold-water dippers.

Great Secret Santa Gift

Pulled the wild swimmer in Secret Santa?

Sorted.

Especially the person whose weekend whereabouts can usually be guessed by finding the nearest body of cold water.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Human Spotting features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, inspired by Kimmer’s adventurous, free-spirited love of wild swimming.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Wild-swimming themes

• Relatable swimmer observations

• Outdoor adventure

• Designs full of personality

Not just another swimmer coaster.

A little celebration of the wonderfully recognisable wild-swimming community.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning this practical coaster into a quirky piece of wild-swimming homeware.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Human Spotting is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Kitchen tables

• Coffee tables

• Swim sheds

• Campervans

• Beach huts

• Cold-plunge spaces

Human Spotting – Usually Found Near Water

Human?

Spotted.

Swim kit?

Present.

Cold water?

Nearby.

The Human Spotting Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, observational humour and wild-swimming spirit in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For wild swimmers.

For cold dippers.

For swim buddies.

For sea swimmers.

For anyone whose natural habitat seems to have become somewhere suspiciously close to open water.

Warning: May cause excessive swimmer spotting, comparisons within the swim group and immediate accusations of “that is definitely you.”

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: Human Spotting

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Funny wild-swimming theme

• Suitable for home, swim shed, campervan or beach hut

• Brilliant small swimmer gift

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Swim buddies

• Wild swimming groups

• Outdoor adventurers

• Mums

• Friends

• Campervan owners

• Beach hut owners

• Birthday gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts