Kimmer Cards – Human Spotting | Funny Wild Swimming & Coastal Card

Forget bird spotting.

Forget seal spotting.

Today we're Human Spotting.

The Kimmer Cards – Human Spotting from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, quirky greeting card that turns people-watching on its head with classic Kimmer humour.

Inspired by wild swimming, coastal adventures, outdoor life and those wonderfully odd things humans do beside the water, Human Spotting is perfect for wild swimmers, sea swimmers, open water enthusiasts and anyone who enjoys observing life from a slightly different angle.

Binoculars ready?

Humans located?

Proceed with caution.

A Funny Card for Wild Swimmers & People Watchers

Anyone who spends enough time outdoors soon becomes an observer.

You notice the wildlife.

You notice the weather.

You notice the changing water.

And then you notice the humans.

The ones trying to get changed under a towel.

The ones testing the water with one toe.

And the ones confidently announcing:

“It's actually quite warm once you're in.”

The Human Spotting Card celebrates the characters and comedy that make days beside the water so entertaining.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Open water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Cold water swimmers
• Coastal walkers
• Nature lovers
• Outdoor enthusiasts
• Swimming groups
• People watchers
• Friends with a quirky sense of humour

A Brilliant Card for Your Swimming Buddy

Looking for something more personal than an ordinary birthday card?

The Kimmer Human Spotting Card is made for people who love the outdoors, the water and observing the slightly strange behaviour of their fellow humans.

Perfect as a:

• Wild swimming birthday card
• Funny swimmer card
• Open water swimming card
• Sea swimmer card
• Coastal humour card
• Nature lover card
• Outdoor adventure card
• Card for swimming buddy
• Card for wild swimming friend
• Card for wild swimming Mum
• Funny friendship card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Human Spotting Card is blank inside, leaving you completely free to write your own message.

Heartfelt?

Funny?

Slightly strange?

Perfect.

You could even write:

“Rare sighting! A human out of the water.”

Although sightings may be limited.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Human Spotting Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel.

Quirky humour on the outside.

Whatever you like on the inside.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each Human Spotting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don't need to wait for a birthday to go Human Spotting.

This quirky card also works brilliantly for:

• Friendship messages
• Swimming achievements
• Coastal adventures
• Swimming holidays
• Thank-you messages
• Celebration cards
• Cheer-up messages
• Outdoor adventures
• Shared swimming jokes
• Just-because cards

Sometimes a card doesn't need a big occasion.

It just needs to remind somebody of a moment that made you both laugh.

Wild Swimming Life – Kimmer Style

Wild swimming is about much more than getting into the water.

It's the characters you meet.

The conversations beside the lake.

The people wrapped in enormous changing robes.

The friends clutching steaming mugs afterwards.

And the endless supply of stories that somehow come from going for a swim.

Human Spotting celebrates that wonderfully social side of outdoor swimming.

Wildlife Watching with a Difference

The coastline is full of fascinating wildlife.

Birds.

Seals.

Dolphins.

And occasionally…

Humans.

The Kimmer Human Spotting Card is a quirky celebration of observation, outdoor adventure and seeing the funny side of everyday life.

WARNING: Sending Human Spotting may result in excessive people-watching, unofficial identification of human species and suspicious use of binoculars at the next swimming spot.

Heard, Never Herded.