How Old Are You? Meerkat Card | Funny Age Birthday Card

Birthday question number one:

How old are you?

Birthday answer number one:

None of your business.

The How Old Are You? Meerkat Greeting Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, cheeky birthday card for anyone who would rather not discuss exactly how many candles are going on the cake this year.

Featuring quirky meerkat humour and classic Flocker attitude, this card is perfect for milestone birthdays, older friends, younger friends who are already complaining about getting old, or anyone who appreciates a little birthday teasing.

Age is just a number.

Unfortunately, sometimes it's quite a big one.

A Funny Card for Someone Getting Older

Birthdays are wonderful.

Cake.

Presents.

Celebrations.

And people repeatedly asking:

“So… how old are you now?”

The How Old Are You? Meerkat Card brings a little humour to that inevitable birthday question.

Perfect for:

• Best friends
• Mates
• Mums
• Dads
• Brothers
• Sisters
• Husbands
• Wives
• Partners
• Anyone who's becoming increasingly vague about their age

A Brilliant Funny Birthday Card

Looking for a birthday card that will get an immediate laugh?

This cheeky meerkat card is perfect for anyone who doesn't mind a little gentle age-related teasing.

Ideal as a:

• Funny age birthday card
• Meerkat birthday card
• Funny animal birthday card
• Milestone birthday card
• Funny card for him
• Funny card for her
• Funny card for Mum
• Funny card for Dad
• Funny card for best friend
• Cheeky birthday card
• Older age birthday card
• British humour birthday card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The How Old Are You? Meerkat Card is blank inside, so you can decide just how brave you want to be.

Something heartfelt?

Absolutely.

Something cheeky?

Much more fun.

Or simply:

“Don't worry. You don't look THAT old.”

Use with caution.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The How Old Are You? Meerkat Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Their age might be questionable.

The card quality isn't.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the meerkat artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your personal birthday message.

Perfect for Milestone Birthdays

Some birthdays deserve a little extra teasing.

The How Old Are You? Meerkat Card is especially suited to:

• 30th birthdays
• 40th birthdays
• 50th birthdays
• 60th birthdays
• 70th birthdays
• Retirement-age celebrations
• Big birthday milestones
• Anyone who has stopped volunteering their age

Whatever the number, it's probably best not to ask too loudly.

Meerkat Humour – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® cards are designed for people who like their greetings with personality.

Funny.

Quirky.

Cheeky.

And occasionally dangerously accurate.

The How Old Are You? Meerkat Card turns one of life's most awkward birthday questions into something worth laughing about.

Ageing Gracefully?

Maybe.

The How Old Are You? Meerkat Greeting Card is perfect for somebody who can laugh about getting older — even if they're not quite ready to reveal the exact figure.

After all, you're only as old as you feel.

Which probably isn't helping.

WARNING: Sending How Old Are You? may result in suspicious looks, deliberate avoidance of the question and immediate accusations that you're just as old as they are.

Heard, Never Herded.