
Glass?
Tall.
Patience?
Short.
Cave?
Occupied.
Meet the How About A Nice Tall Glass... His / Her Cave Metal Signs from Baaad Flockers® — bold 8” x 8” metal wall signs loaded with Cookie’s cheeky British humour and enough attitude to get a reaction before anyone has even finished reading it.
Perfect for man caves, she sheds, home bars, garden rooms, garages, pub sheds and personal hideaways, this design is made for people who enjoy their décor with a raised eyebrow and absolutely no interest in being ordinary.
Choose His Cave.
Choose Her Cave.
Then let the sign do the talking.
You know those sentences where you already have a feeling what is coming next?
This is one of them.
How About A Nice Tall Glass... brings classic Flocker humour to the wall with a phrase guaranteed to make people stop, read and grin.
Perfect for anyone who loves:
Cheeky humour
Sarcastic sayings
Home bar décor
Man caves
She sheds
British comedy
Original Cookie artwork
Polite décor?
Not exactly.
Memorable?
Definitely.
Everybody needs a space where they can switch off.
Or at least put up a sign suggesting they have.
Perfect for:
Man caves
Garages
Workshops
Home bars
Games rooms
Pub sheds
Perfect for:
She sheds
Garden rooms
Studios
Craft rooms
Home bars
Personal retreats
Different cave.
Same Flocker attitude.
How About A Nice Tall Glass... features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, the artist behind Baaad Flockers® and decades of cheeky, character-led humour.
Cookie’s designs are known for:
Original hand-drawn artwork
British humour
Sheep characters
Cheeky sayings
Strong personalities
Everyday observations
Designs that make people stop and laugh
This is classic Cookie territory.
Take a familiar phrase.
Twist it.
Add Flocker attitude.
Done.
Home bar looking too respectable?
Easy fix.
How About A Nice Tall Glass... makes a brilliant addition to:
Home bars
Garden bars
Pub sheds
Entertainment rooms
Games rooms
A simple piece of wall art with plenty of personality.
His cave?
His rules.
His sense of humour.
The His Cave version makes a brilliant addition to:
Garages
Workshops
Games rooms
Home bars
Sheds
Hobby spaces
A warning?
An invitation?
Depends who is reading it.
Her space.
Her rules.
Her sign.
The Her Cave version works brilliantly in:
She sheds
Garden rooms
Craft rooms
Studios
Home bars
Reading rooms
Perfect for anyone who likes their personal space with a little extra bite.
Pub shed already sorted?
Almost.
Now it needs the sign.
How About A Nice Tall Glass... makes a fun addition to:
Garden pubs
Shed bars
Home bars
Covered entertaining spaces
A proper conversation starter.
Friends arriving?
Good.
Bar open?
Excellent.
Sense of humour required?
Absolutely.
This funny metal sign works brilliantly in a garden bar or entertaining area.
Dad enjoys a good joke and has claimed part of the house as his territory?
Found his gift.
Perfect for:
Birthdays
Father’s Day
Christmas
Retirement
Especially for Dads who appreciate humour that is just on the right side of inappropriate.
Mum has a she shed, garden room or home bar?
Sorted.
The Her Cave version makes a brilliant gift for:
Birthdays
Mother’s Day
Christmas
Retirement
Especially for Mums who enjoy cheeky humour and saying exactly what everyone else is thinking.
Grandad with a dry sense of humour?
Excellent.
This sign makes a fun gift for Grandads who enjoy:
British humour
Home bar décor
Funny sayings
Quirky wall signs
His cave.
Her cave.
Separate signs.
Peace restored.
The His / Her Cave versions make a fun gift idea for couples who each have their own favourite retreat.
Know somebody who loves sarcastic wall signs?
This one is easy.
Perfect for:
Best friends
Workmates
Partners
Housemates
Family members
Especially the ones who will finish the sentence before you do.
New home?
New bar?
New cave?
Sorted.
How About A Nice Tall Glass... makes a brilliant housewarming gift for someone setting up a space with personality.
Need something funny and a little unexpected?
Perfect.
This sign makes a brilliant birthday present for:
Dad
Mum
Partner
Friend
Workmate
Home bar owner
Dad already owns enough socks?
Excellent.
The His Cave version makes a fun Father’s Day gift for Dads with a dry sense of humour.
Mum appreciates cheeky humour?
Found it.
The Her Cave version makes a brilliantly different Mother’s Day gift.
Retirement?
More time at home.
More time in the cave.
More time deciding who is allowed in.
Perfect.
This sign makes a fun retirement gift for someone entering their fully unapologetic era.
Need something for the person who has everything?
Give them something they will actually laugh at.
How About A Nice Tall Glass... makes a brilliant Christmas gift for friends and family with a cheeky sense of humour.
Office character?
Found their present.
This sign makes a memorable Secret Santa gift for the colleague who is already famous for saying what everyone else is thinking.
Garage wall too empty?
Fix that.
This sign works brilliantly in:
Garages
Workshops
Hobby spaces
Car rooms
Bike sheds
Games room?
Pool room?
Darts room?
Perfect.
How About A Nice Tall Glass... brings a little extra humour to spaces made for switching off and having fun.
Garden room looking a little too tasteful?
That sounds fixable.
Add Cookie.
Add humour.
Problem solved.
At approximately 8” x 8”, How About A Nice Tall Glass... is a brilliant size for doors, walls and smaller spaces.
Perfect for:
Home bars
Man caves
She sheds
Garages
Garden rooms
Games rooms
Pub sheds
Small sign.
Very large amount of attitude.
Made from high-quality metal, this sign is designed to give Cookie’s original artwork a durable home.
Proper wall art.
Proper Flocker humour.
The sign is rust-resistant, making it suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces.
Ideal for:
Garages
Workshops
Garden rooms
Covered bars
Sheds
How About A Nice Tall Glass... is UV-resistant and fade-resistant, helping the artwork stay bold over time.
The joke should last even longer.
No complicated instructions.
No unnecessary flocking about.
The sign comes with pre-drilled holes for easy mounting.
Choose cave.
Choose wall.
Hang sign.
Wait for reaction.
Glass?
Optional.
Humour?
Essential.
Cave?
Definitely claimed.
The How About A Nice Tall Glass... His / Her Cave Metal Signs from Baaad Flockers® combine original Cookie artwork, cheeky British humour and proper Flocker attitude in one bold 8” x 8” wall sign.
For Dad.
For Mum.
For friends.
For home bars.
For man caves.
For she sheds.
For anyone who likes a sign that leaves just enough unsaid.
WARNING: May result in raised eyebrows, unfinished sentences being completed out loud and guests suddenly discovering they share your sense of humour.
Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.
Design: How About A Nice Tall Glass...
Brand: Baaad Flockers®
Versions: His Cave / Her Cave
Theme: Cheeky Humour, Home Bars & Personal Hideaways
Product: Metal Wall Sign
Size: 8” x 8”
High-quality metal
Rust-resistant
UV-resistant
Fade-resistant
Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging
Suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces
Original artwork by Cookie
Brilliant funny home bar and cave gift
Home bar owners
Man cave owners
She shed owners
Garden room owners
Pub shed owners
Dads
Mums
Grandads
Partners
Friends
Workmates
Couples
Garages
Workshops
Games rooms
Birthday gifts
Mother’s Day gifts
Father’s Day gifts
Retirement gifts
Housewarming gifts
Christmas gifts
Secret Santa gifts

