Hoof Dares Wins Zoodie – Funny Full Zip Outdoor Hoodie

Adventure doesn’t always wait for perfect weather.

Hoof Dares Wins.

The Hoof Dares Wins Zoodie from Baaad Flockers® is a funny full zip graphic hoodie made for walkers, hikers, campers, dog walkers and outdoor Flockers who like to get out there and give things a go.

Featuring Cookie’s original hand-drawn Hoof Dares Wins artwork, this comfortable zip hoodie combines practical layering, original British illustration and unmistakable Flocker humour.

Perfect for walking, hiking, countryside adventures, camping, dog walking, travelling, festivals, outdoor events or weekends away, the full zip design makes it easy to adjust when the British weather inevitably changes its mind.

Zip it up.

Get outside.

Take the challenge.

Hoof Dares Wins.

Heard, Not Herded.

Made for Walkers, Hikers & Outdoor Adventurers

Some people wait for ideal conditions.

Flockers get on with it.

The Hoof Dares Wins Full Zip Hoodie is made for anyone who enjoys getting outdoors, exploring somewhere new and occasionally choosing the more interesting route.

Ideal for:

• Walking
• Hiking
• Camping
• Dog walking
• Countryside adventures
• Outdoor events
• Festivals
• Weekend trips
• Travelling
• Road trips
• Chilly evenings
• Anyone who loves a challenge

Whether you're heading across a muddy field, climbing a hill or discovering that the weather forecast was wildly optimistic, this Zoodie is ready to come along.

Original Hoof Dares Wins Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design starts with an idea and a pencil.

The Hoof Dares Wins artwork is hand drawn by Cookie, whose distinctive cartoon style and decades of experience creating bestselling graphic clothing bring originality and personality to every design.

Created in our countryside studio, Hoof Dares Wins combines adventure-inspired humour, original British artwork and full Flocker attitude.

No generic stock graphics.

No disappearing into the crowd.

Just original artwork created for people who prefer doing things their own way.

Full Zip Comfort & Easy Layering

Our Zoodies are full zip hoodies, giving you the comfort of a classic hoodie with the flexibility of a zip front.

Wear it open when you're working hard on the uphill stretch and zip it up when the temperature drops.

Made using quality cotton or cotton-blend fabric, the Hoof Dares Wins Zoodie is designed for comfortable everyday wear and durability.

Cookie’s artwork is reproduced using high-quality digital printing, helping the graphic stay bold while the garment is designed to retain its shape, colour and print quality wash after wash.

Hoof Dares Wins Zoodie Features

• Original Hoof Dares Wins artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Designed in our countryside studio
• Designed in the UK
• Full zip front
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Quality cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Practical front pockets
• 3-panel lined hood
• Quality hood cords
• Flocker chest logo
• Signature graphic back print
• High-quality digital printing
• Durable print and colour retention
• Ideal for layering
• Great for outdoor and everyday wear
• Produced using more sustainable methods
• Printed especially for your order

Sizes Small to 5XL

The Hoof Dares Wins Full Zip Hoodie is available in sizes Small to 5XL.

Please note that colour availability may be limited in 3XL, 4XL and 5XL.

Colours may vary slightly depending on garment availability and individual screen settings.

Finding Your Perfect Fit

Finding the right fit matters to us too.

Please check our Zoodie size guide and garment measurements before ordering.

If you're unsure which size to choose, just ask us — we're always happy to help.

A Brilliant Gift for Outdoor Lovers

Looking for something different for someone who loves walking, hiking, camping or outdoor adventures?

The Hoof Dares Wins Zoodie makes a funny and practical gift for adventurous Flockers who appreciate original artwork and British humour.

Perfect as a:

• Funny outdoor gift
• Gift for walker
• Gift for hiker
• Camping gift
• Adventure gift
• Dog walking gift
• Countryside gift
• Gift for Dad
• Gift for Mum
• Gift for husband
• Gift for wife
• Birthday gift
• Christmas gift
• Father's Day gift
• Retirement gift
• Gift for someone who loves the outdoors

Perfect for Walking & Outdoor Adventures

The full zip front makes the Hoof Dares Wins Zoodie particularly useful for changing conditions.

Cold at the start?

Zip it up.

Warm halfway up the hill?

Open it up.

Rain arrives from nowhere?

Welcome to Britain.

Whether you're walking, exploring or simply heading out for the day, this hoodie gives you easy layering with plenty of Flocker personality.

Printed Especially for You

Every Baaad Flockers® garment is printed especially for your order, helping us offer a wider range of original designs while reducing unnecessary stock and waste.

Please allow approximately 3–4 working days for production before dispatch.

60-Day Easy Returns

We want you to enjoy your Flockers purchase.

That's why you have 60 days for easy returns, giving you extra peace of mind whether you're ordering for yourself or choosing one as a gift.

Get Out There & Give It a Go

The Hoof Dares Wins Zoodie combines Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork, full zip versatility and classic British humour.

Made for people who prefer adventures to excuses and aren't afraid of a little mud along the way.

WARNING: Wearing Hoof Dares Wins may result in spontaneous adventures, questionable shortcuts and an increased belief that every hill needs climbing.

Heard, Not Herded.