Kimmer Cards – Have A Nippy Christmas | Funny Wild Swimming Christmas Card

Cold outside.

Colder in the water.

A little bit nippy?

You could say that.

Have A Nippy Christmas!

The Have A Nippy Christmas Card from the Kimmer Cards collection by Baaad Flockers® is a funny, cheeky festive card created for wild swimmers, cold-water dippers, winter swimmers and those wonderfully adventurous people who think December is still perfectly good swimming weather.

Packed with Kimmer personality, festive humour and a cheeky play on the realities of cold-water swimming, Have A Nippy Christmas is perfect for swimming buddies, outdoor adventurers and friends who like their Christmas cards with a little more personality.

Festive.

Freezing.

Very Kimmer.

Made for Wild Swimmers at Christmas

Most people feel the temperature drop and start looking for another jumper.

Wild swimmers?

They start looking for their swimwear.

The Have A Nippy Christmas Card is perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Cold-water swimmers
• Winter swimmers
• Open-water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Ice swimmers
• Swimming buddies
• Christmas dippers
• Outdoor adventurers
• Anyone with a cheeky sense of humour

A Brilliant Funny Wild Swimming Christmas Card

Looking for something more memorable than an ordinary festive greeting?

Have A Nippy Christmas combines Christmas cheer with the wonderfully bonkers world of cold-water swimming.

Perfect as a:

• Wild swimming Christmas card
• Funny swimmer Christmas card
• Cold-water swimming Christmas card
• Christmas card for wild swimmer
• Winter swimmer Christmas card
• Christmas card for swimming buddy
• Funny cold-water Christmas card
• Christmas dip card
• Ice swimmer Christmas card
• Sea swimmer Christmas card
• Cheeky Christmas card
• Funny British Christmas card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Have A Nippy Christmas Card is blank inside, giving you complete freedom to add your own festive message.

Something heartfelt?

Absolutely.

Something cheeky?

Highly recommended.

Or simply:

“Have a very Nippy Christmas!”

We’ll let the recipient decide exactly how to interpret that.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Have A Nippy Christmas Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Cheeky festive humour.

Proper quality.

148 x 148mm Square Christmas Card

Each Have A Nippy Christmas Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping as a festive memento.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own Christmas message.

Christmas for Cold-Water Swimmers

The Have A Nippy Christmas Card is a brilliant festive choice for:

• Wild swimming friends
• Cold-water dipping buddies
• Winter swimming groups
• Sea swimmers
• Open-water swimmers
• Christmas Day dippers
• Boxing Day swimmers
• Outdoor-loving friends
• Adventure lovers
• Anyone who laughs at the cold

Because Christmas cards don’t have to be sensible.

And neither do wild swimmers.

Christmas – Kimmer Style

Kimmer Cards are inspired by the brilliantly adventurous world of wild, open-water and ice swimming.

When winter arrives, the temperatures may fall but the enthusiasm somehow remains.

The robes get thicker.

The drinks get hotter.

The conversations about water temperature get longer.

And somebody will inevitably ask:

“Who’s swimming over Christmas?”

Have A Nippy Christmas celebrates that festive cold-water spirit with an extra dash of Kimmer cheekiness.

Have Yourself a Nippy Little Christmas

Christmas should involve laughter.

Friends.

A little adventure.

And, apparently, getting into extremely cold water.

The Have A Nippy Christmas Card is made for those wonderfully wild people who embrace winter, enjoy the joke and refuse to let December keep them on dry land.

Cold-water and winter swimming should always be enjoyed with appropriate preparation, safe conditions and awareness of personal limits.

WARNING: Sending Have A Nippy Christmas may result in inappropriate giggling, Christmas dipping plans and somebody insisting that the water is “bracing rather than freezing.”

Heard, Never Herded.