Handsome Swine Birthday Card | Funny Pig Birthday Card for Him

Handsome?

Absolutely.

A bit of a swine?

Also possible.

The Handsome Swine Birthday Card from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, cheeky birthday card made for men who can take a joke — especially when the compliment comes with a sting in the tail.

Packed with classic Flocker humour and plenty of personality, Handsome Swine is perfect for husbands, boyfriends, dads, brothers, mates or anyone who is annoyingly good-looking and just a little bit questionable.

Compliment delivered.

Insult included free.

For the Handsome Swine in Your Life

Some men deserve a thoughtful birthday card.

Some deserve a compliment.

And some deserve to be called exactly what they are.

The Handsome Swine Birthday Card combines affection and cheeky humour in one brilliantly blunt birthday greeting.

Perfect for:

• Husbands
• Boyfriends
• Partners
• Dads
• Brothers
• Best mates
• Workmates
• Pig lovers
• Farmers
• Anyone who enjoys cheeky British humour

A Brilliant Funny Birthday Card for Him

Looking for something a little less predictable than another ordinary men's birthday card?

Handsome Swine says something nice.

Sort of.

Perfect as a:

• Funny birthday card for him
• Funny pig birthday card
• Birthday card for husband
• Birthday card for boyfriend
• Funny card for Dad
• Funny card for brother
• Funny card for mate
• Pig lover birthday card
• Cheeky men's birthday card
• Funny animal birthday card
• British humour birthday card
• Quirky birthday card for him

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Handsome Swine Birthday Card is blank inside, leaving you free to make the message as loving or as cheeky as you like.

Something romantic?

Go for it.

Something merciless?

Even better.

Or simply:

“Happy Birthday, you handsome swine.”

Sometimes perfection requires very few words.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Handsome Swine Birthday Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the original artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a properly premium feel.

Cheeky design.

Serious quality.

148 x 148mm Square Birthday Card

Each Handsome Swine Birthday Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own birthday message.

Pig Humour – Flocker Style

Baaad Flockers® cards are made for people who prefer their humour with personality.

Sometimes sweet.

Sometimes rude.

Sometimes both at once.

Handsome Swine sits very comfortably in that last category.

It is affectionate enough to get away with it.

Probably.

A Birthday Compliment with Attitude

Why settle for “Happy Birthday Handsome” when you can make it considerably more interesting?

The Handsome Swine Birthday Card is made for someone who knows they're loved but also knows they're never going to get away without being teased.

That's friendship.

Or marriage.

Possibly both.

WARNING: Sending Handsome Swine may result in excessive posing, smug expressions and the recipient focusing entirely on the word “handsome” while conveniently ignoring everything else.

Heard, Never Herded.