Kimmer Cards – Halloween | Funny Wild Swimming Halloween Card

Cold water.

Dark nights.

Strange noises from the lake.

What could possibly go wrong?

The Kimmer Cards – Halloween from Baaad Flockers® is a funny, quirky Halloween greeting card created for wild swimmers, open water swimmers, sea swimmers and cold-water dipping fanatics who aren't easily frightened by a little darkness.

After all, if you're prepared to voluntarily get into freezing water, a few ghosts and ghouls probably aren't going to bother you.

Spooky?

Possibly.

Cold?

Definitely.

A Halloween Card for Wild Swimmers

Halloween and wild swimming make a surprisingly good combination.

Dark mornings.

Misty lakes.

Cold water.

And somebody inevitably asking:

“Are we still swimming?”

Of course you are.

The Kimmer Halloween Card is made for swimmers who enjoy adventure, friendship and a good laugh whatever the season.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Open water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Cold water swimmers
• Lake swimmers
• River swimmers
• Outdoor swimming groups
• Swimming buddies
• Halloween lovers
• Anyone brave enough for an autumn dip

Something Spooky for Your Swimming Buddy

Looking for a Halloween card that's a little different from the usual pumpkins and witches?

The Kimmer Halloween Card combines spooky-season fun with wild-swimming humour.

Perfect as a:

• Wild swimming Halloween card
• Funny Halloween card
• Halloween card for swimmer
• Open water swimming card
• Sea swimming Halloween card
• Cold water swimmer card
• Spooky swimmer card
• Card for swimming buddy
• Halloween card for wild swimming Mum
• Quirky Halloween card
• Outdoor adventure card
• Just-because Halloween card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Halloween Card is blank inside, leaving plenty of room for your own spooky message.

Something sweet?

Something scary?

Something completely ridiculous?

Your choice.

Or perhaps:

“Have a spooktacular swim!”

Just remember to check what's lurking beneath the surface.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Kimmer Halloween Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel.

Because Halloween can be frightening.

Your greeting card quality shouldn't be.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the Halloween artwork plenty of space to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own personal message.

Halloween – Kimmer Style

Forget staying safely indoors with the curtains closed.

The Kimmer approach to Halloween is more likely to involve:

• Cold water
• Dark skies
• Misty mornings
• Questionable swimming decisions
• Something warm in a flask afterwards

And hopefully no mysterious creatures joining you in the water.

Made for the Wild at Heart

The Kimmer Cards Collection celebrates those who embrace adventure, friendship and life outdoors.

From summer sea swims to cold autumn dips, there's always another reason to get into the water.

Halloween is no exception.

The water may be colder.

The evenings may be darker.

But the wild swimmers are still going in.

Frightfully Good Fun

The Kimmer Halloween Card brings together spooky-season humour and the wonderfully adventurous world of wild swimming.

It's a fun seasonal card for swimmers who are far more frightened by a cancelled swim than they are by ghosts.

WARNING: Sending the Kimmer Halloween Card may result in moonlight swimming suggestions, suspicious noises beside the lake and heated debates over whether that thing in the water was actually moving.

Heard, Never Herded.